Tom Cruise's mom Mary Lee Pfeiffer knows some deep, dark secrets, and we got her to tell all -- about Tommy boy, his childhood ... and Christmas!
Not to be over dramatic, but -- This one changes everything! (Ok, slightly over dramatic)
I Twerked Santa
And Grabbed a Little Person's Boob
12/7/2013 8:32 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
I saw Miley Cyrus twerking on Santa Claus ... underneath his big red crotch last night.
She didn't seem too creepy ... until she grabbed a little teat.
Then she, began to wave her tongue and shake her ass on sexy reindeer treats.
And what a laugh it would have been, if Billy Ray walked in ...
And saw Miley twerking Santa Claus last night.
Oh yeah, this all went down at the Jingle Ball concert in L.A. last night, and you gotta see the pics. Easily, the creepiest Santa of all time.
Fit to Walk the Dog
After Leaving Rehab
12/5/2013 1:35 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Amanda Bynes is coherent and accepting compliments from the paparazzi again ... and sounds better than she has in more than a year.
Bynes took the family dogs for a walk with her parents today ... after she was sprung from a Malibu rehab facility earlier this week. She'd been getting treatment there for mental illness since September.
We asked Amanda all sorts of questions ... but there was only one topic she really wanted to discuss. Check out the video.
Worth noting: the dog Bynes almost torched in a driveway fire in July ... was not on the walk.
Home for the Holidays
After Release from Treatment Center
12/5/2013 4:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Amanda Bynes has been sprung from the Malibu rehab facility where she'd been getting inpatient treatment for her mental illness.
As TMZ first reported ... Amanda's meds and counseling had stabilized her condition -- bipolar disorder and schizophrenia -- to the point where doctors felt she could be released to her mother's supervision.
According to the attorney for Amanda's mom -- the actress is now at her mother's house, and will still be receiving outpatient treatment.
Bynes had been at The Canyon treatment center since September ... following her stay at UCLA psych ward.
Amanda still has to deal with a DUI charge. As we told you, a judge has ruled her competent to stand trial ... though a plea bargain seems likely.
THREATENED BY AUSTRALIAN MAYOR
Clean Up Your Graffiti, OR ELSE!
12/4/2013 6:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Justin Bieber picked the wrong city to spray tag, 'cause the mayor of Gold Coast, Australia just issued an ultimatum to the "pop princess" -- clean up your mess ... OR SING FOR ME!!!!!
Mayor Tom Tate just issued a video message to Bieber after the singer went graffiti crazy all over a hotel wall during a visit to the city last week.
"I've got a message for pop princess Justin Beaver," Tate said ... "We love your music but we hate your graffiti and your vandalism here in our city."
He continued ... "Mate, you've got two choices -- come back and clean up your mess or come back and sing at the [Mayor's Christmas Carols event] on the 7th of December."
It's unclear what will happen if Bieber ignores both requests ... but here's our advice for Mayor Tate: Don't hold your breath.
Bruce & Kris Jenner
Getting Some Tail
Over Thanksgiving Weekend
12/3/2013 12:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Bruce and Kris Jenner aren't completely out of each other's hair after officially separating in October ... in fact, the two met up for some smoochie time over Thanksgiving weekend ... and Bruce ponied up big time.
As we reported, Bruce and Kris announced they were living in separate homes (Bruce in Malibu and Kris in Calabasas) and they're both happier that way. But they still came together for Thanksgiving.
The photo was snapped Friday after Bruce, Kris, Kris' mom, Kourtney, and Bruce's ponytail all took in a movie at the theater in Calabasas. When they parted ways, Kris gave Bruce a parting kiss on the cheek.
Talk about an amicable split.
Makeout Sesh with Hardcore Porn Star
Signs Point to Dating
12/2/2013 10:36 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Seems Charlie Sheen has a brand new girlfriend ... 'cause the Warlock was open-mouth kissing a hardcore porn star over Thanksgiving weekend ... and it looks like it was more than just a hookup.
The porn star on the receiving end is 24-year-old Brett Rossi -- star of such flicks as "She Loves My Big Breasts 2" and "Bondage Tongue Bath."
The two were spotted swapping spit in Cabo a few days ago. We're told they met in L.A. last month and Charlie took her to Mexico to celebrate Thanksgiving with a few other friends.
Rossi's the classy kind of porn star too -- as far as we can tell, she doesn't really do hardcore male-female sex scenes ... mostly just solo and girl-girl stuff with the likes of Twistys and Penthouse.
As for the other women in Charlie's life -- you know, the three "Angels" he's dating -- we're told Charlie's still with them, too.
The more, the merrier.
11/29/2013 7:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Kanye West celebrated Thanksgiving yesterday in Miami with his fiancee Kim Kardashian.
Now here's a complete list of things Kanye West is thankful for:
1) Kanye West
Happy Black Skinhead Friday.
Door Bustin' Stars
FAUX BLACK FRIDAY
11/29/2013 12:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Macy's Thanksgiving Parade
Screw 'Blackfish' ... Our Killer Whales Can Float
11/28/2013 7:53 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade stuck to its guns in the face of animal rights protests ... moving ahead with SeaWorld's killer whale float in this year's celebration.
There's been a lot of backlash against Macy's by animal-rights groups ever since it announced this year's float line-up, claiming SeaWorld is a haven for animal abuse ... as shown in the recent documentary "Blackfish."
Check the clip and decide for yourselves. BONUS: around the 40-second mark, one of the dancers takes a spill.
Gobbledy Gobbledy G-Gobble Gobble
11/28/2013 6:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Tippy tow Turkey Day ... Big Sean's giving back big time this Thanksgiving, handing out more than 650 turkeys to the needy in Detroit on Tuesday ... but stop, the rapper also made it ham-mer time.
In addition to the turkeys, we're told Big Sean gave away more than 100 hams to the Metropolitan Detroit Area through his charity the Sean Anderson Foundation. Mike Epps even stopped by to help!
All told, the food is expected to provide roughly 30,000 meals for families around the city over the next 3 days.
Now pass pass pass pass pass pass pass the gravy.
Even Accused Murderers Deserve Turkey
11/28/2013 6:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Aaron Hernandez -- the ex-New England Patriots star who is behind bars as he awaits trial for murder -- will be celebrating Thanksgiving with SOME of the trimmings ... TMZ has learned.
Here's what we're told Aaron will be eating:
-- 5 ounces of turkey
-- mashed potatoes
-- mixed veggies
-- fruit punch
We're told the reason the inmates get turkey dinner is to remind them there's still a lot to be thankful for.
And the pièce de résistance ... for desert he gets one slice of pumpkin bread.
And you know what he has to do to get 2 slices ....
One last thing ... He's not allowed to watch football. NO TV.