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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>La Toya Jackson Serves Up the Crazy</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/01/la-toya-jackson-halloween-photo/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/01/la-toya-jackson-halloween-photo/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/01/la-toya-jackson-halloween-photo/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/holidaze/" rel="tag">Holidaze</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Dressed as ... your guess is as good as ours ... La Toya Jackson showed up at Millions of Milkshakes last night to work behind the counter to raise money for AIDS Project LA.

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Everyone from Cindy Crawford and Kid Rock to Jennifer Aniston and George Clooney has headed down to Mexico to ring in 2009. Slap on some sunscreen and check out the UVA-list ... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/30/cindy-kid-and-george-run-for-the-border/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-12-30T15:25:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Paris Hilton Parties with White Powder</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/29/paris-hilton-parties-with-white-powder/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/29/paris-hilton-parties-with-white-powder/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/29/paris-hilton-parties-with-white-powder/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-photo/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Photo</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paris-hilton/" rel="tag">Paris Hilton</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/holidaze/" rel="tag">Holidaze</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Dressed in her best holiday lingerie, Paris Hilton enjoyed a scenario faker than any found on one of her reality shows -- a Beverly Hills winter wonderland.Proving that nothing about her is real, the 27-year-old had faux snow delivered to her home ... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/29/paris-hilton-parties-with-white-powder/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Paris Hilton</category><category>ParisHilton</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-12-29T13:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>There Is No Santa Claus</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/25/there-is-no-santa-claus/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/25/there-is-no-santa-claus/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/25/there-is-no-santa-claus/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/holidaze/" rel="tag">Holidaze</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  ... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/25/there-is-no-santa-claus/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-12-25T10:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>"Project Runway" Star: Santa Is a Fur Hag</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/25/project-runway-star-santa-is-a-fur-hag/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/25/project-runway-star-santa-is-a-fur-hag/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/25/project-runway-star-santa-is-a-fur-hag/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/holidaze/" rel="tag">Holidaze</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: If "Project Runway's" Santino Rice had the chance to update Santa's wardrobe, he'd use only real fur. Take that, PETA! ... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/25/project-runway-star-santa-is-a-fur-hag/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-12-25T02:22:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>The Greatest Story Ever Told (About Jerky)</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/24/the-greatest-story-ever-told-about-jerky/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/24/the-greatest-story-ever-told-about-jerky/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/24/the-greatest-story-ever-told-about-jerky/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/holidaze/" rel="tag">Holidaze</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: This down on his luck dude said he was promised a steak dinner by a guy in a Rolls-Royce -- but we don't think this is what he had in mind. ... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/24/the-greatest-story-ever-told-about-jerky/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>homeless</category><category>jerky</category><category>steak jerky</category><category>SteakJerky</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-12-24T14:48:00+00:00</dc:date></item></channel></rss>