Dr. Dre's attack against a big website may have backfired ... the attorney for TheDirty.com fired off a letter to Dre saying what a big fan he is ... and then lumping the legendary rapper in with the likes of OJ Simpson.
It's actually pretty hysterical. A post on TheDirty claimed Dre -- who is married -- has been hooking up with a big booty video vixen.
Dre's lawyer fired off a letter to TheDirty, and we've obtained the response from the website's lawyer, and it's priceless.
David Gingras, Esq., begins by saying, "Back in the '80s I personally destroyed many subwoofers blasting N.W.A.'s 'F**k Tha Police' in my car in the high school parking lot."
Gingras goes on to say what a fan he is ... and then goes on a very sarcastic attack.
First, the lawyer challenges Dre's claim that the story is false: "Bill Clinton and Monica what's-her-name both denied having sexual relations. Of course, they were both lying. Same thing with Lance Armstrong." And then he jokes, "Other than O.J. Simpson, who was clearly framed, history is filled with examples of people who make mistakes and lie about them to cover it up."
The hired gun goes on and on, making jokes about people in Eastern Kentucky -- "cue banjo music," trashing a court decision from that region that makes it seem Dre has a case. The lawyer wrote, "If you believe the Kentucky court's decision [it's compelling] ... I also have a fabulous ocean-front unicorn ranch here in Arizona that you might want to buy."
Bottom line -- TheDirty's lawyer says the posts in question were comments from users, and the website isn't responsible.
This guy's a good writer, and we're in the market ...
Black Friday isn't for Shopping ...
It's for Banging White Girls
11/29/2013 12:40 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Too $hort won't be out hunting for deals on Black Friday ... but he might be out hunting for white girls to bang ... 'cause the rapper tells TMZ, it's all part of his own special holiday tradition.
Too $hort was arriving at Bootsy Bellows ... and he told us the true meaning of Black Friday: the night all the white girls date the black guys.
Check out the video ... the rapper -- and some of his white chick groupies -- sound like they're gonna start celebrating a little early this year.
Lexus For Sale On eBay
It's Where Gisele Sat!
11/28/2013 12:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
A guy selling a Lexus on eBay is banking on you paying more because Leo DiCaprio cavorted with Gisele Bundchen and other models in the whip.
A guy named Brian bought the 1999 Lexus GS 400 at a dealership. The paperwork showed Leo was the prior owner who turned it in after the lease expired.
Brian bought the car in 2001 with 18,000 miles. He's selling it today with 148,091 miles, and you can buy it now for $20,000.
So how can he command such a price? Brian tells TMZ ... the former service manager at the Beverly Hills dealership told him Gisele was a passenger in the car several times when Leo dropped it off for service.
In other words ... sniffing the seat comes at a premium.
Here's the bad news for Brian ... The stale scent of a woman doesn't command lots of cents -- top bid so far is $5,000.
I'm Happy Deion Sanders is
Hooking Up with My Ex
11/25/2013 11:40 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
If anyone's gonna have sex with Babyface's ex-wife, the legendary music producer is glad it's Deion Sanders.
Kenny "Babyface" Edmonds -- who divorced ex-wife Tracey Edmonds in 2005 -- recently sat for an interview with Oprah, and explained how Tracey's new BF Deion approached him for a man-to-man talk to make sure they had no problems with each other.
Babyface says he was blown away by Deion's classy move to clear the air ... and is totally at peace with Tracey's new relationship. Check the clip.
Babyface has been catching some flack for the interview -- he said he wasn't "in love" with Tracey towards the end of their marriage. But he tells TMZ, his words are being twisted. Babyface says he never stopped loving Tracey ... their love just changed from love-love to friend-love.
Tracey's not offended either way ... calling the interview "beautiful."
'Housewives' Star Kenya Moore
Apollo's a Liar!
We're Not Sexting Buddies
11/25/2013 10:14 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
"Real Housewives of Atlanta" star Kenya Moore says she's no sext-messaging slut hooking up with Phaedra Parks' husband ... and thinks he spun the whole lie just for attention on the show..
Parks' husband Apollo Nida claims Kenya had sexted him while they were both in L.A. last year ... and proposed a face-to-face hook up too.
Last night on 'RHOA' ... Nida said Kenya "wanted to f**k, ok, she wanted to have sex in L.A." ... although he denies anything ever happened.
Moore tells TMZ she and Nida did text each other -- but there was nothing sexual, and they never met up. She gave us screen shots of what she claims was their text convo last October.
Moore says Apollo's BS is great fodder for the show, but she's not down with lying ... and adds she wants "to put an end to these false and defaming speculations and judgments against me."
Apollo had no comment.
Take Back Your Dirty Lies
I Don't Have a Mistress!
11/25/2013 12:17 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Dr. Dre is a loving, monogamous husband who NEVER cheated on his wife with a big booty video vixen … this according to Dre’s VERY threatening lawyers.
The Doc’s legal team fired off a cease and desist letter -- obtained by TMZ -- to TheDirty.com ... demanding it remove blog posts claiming Dre is plotting to leave his wife for model Kili Anderson.
The website even posted pics of a house they supposedly screwed in together, and a huge ring Dre allegedly gave her.
The Good Doctor says the stories are B.S. and he's demanding The Dirty immediately 86 the posts and apologize ... or else.
We hear The Dirty is refusing to back down.
Cracked Out Rap Video
I Cheated on Khloe
11/22/2013 5:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Lamar Odom's drug problem is only getting worse -- at least that's how it looks in this video, shot this month and obtained by TMZ, showing Lamar incoherently rapping without his shirt on ... talking about drugs, making money without the NBA, and cheating on Khloe Kardashian.
Lamar appears out of it, rapping about making money off his fragrance "Unbreakable," and how he smokes drugs to make "the pain go away." He even drops Kanye's name.
But the crazy part -- Lamar raps, "And when Khloe's out of town / I still be on the DL." His friend then follows up, "You know what it is / We the QU [Queens] pimps / Ask any of these shorties / We ran through their cribs."
Translation: when Khloe's away, Lamar will play.
As we reported, Lamar's currently training hard in Rhode Island, trying to get his ass back in shape for the NBA -- but drugs are still obviously a big part of his life.
Nic Cage Nude Photo Case
Cop Says There's A Charlie Sheen Sex Tape Connection
11/22/2013 12:45 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
The handyman who allegedly stole nude photos of Nic Cage may have also pilfered a Charlie Sheen sex tape ... this according to a cop investigating the burglary.
The handyman, Ricardo Orozco is being tried for felony burglary. He's pled not guilty.
During the preliminary hearing Thursday, an LAPD detective testified there was a meeting between Charlie's people and Orozco about a tape that was allegedly stolen. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Orozco said it was a sex tape starring Charlie that was on a computer.
During the hearing, the prosecutor said there was a possible link between several computers that Orozco allegedly stole and the Charlie tape.
As we previously reported ... law enforcement sources say Orozco allegedly broke into the house of Christina Fulton -- Nic's baby mama -- and stole four computers ... along with the dirty Cage pics.
Nic's rep told us no one has nude photos of Nic.
As for the alleged Charlie sex tape ... Orozco has not produced it and cops haven't located the computers.
By Vengeful, Lying GF
11/21/2013 12:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
George Zimmerman was duped and done in by a lying GF who faked a pregnancy to keep him around and then framed him when she realized he was leaving her ... sources connected with Zimmerman tell TMZ.
George is now facing felony domestic violence charges after Samantha Scheibe claimed he threatened her with a gun and forced her out of their house.
Our Zimmerman sources say ... here's how it really went down:
Early this month, George made it clear to Samantha he was leaving her and leaving Florida. Samantha then dropped a bombshell-- that she was 6 weeks pregnant. George now believes she was lying about it in order to keep him in her grip.
On Monday ... things came to a head when George was packing his bags to leave and our sources say Samantha concocted the whole gun scenario as revenge.
So we gotta ask ...
MAKES OUT WITH OTHER MAN
... Boyfriend's Cool With It
11/20/2013 7:38 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Britney Spears sucked face with a dude who wasn't her BF yesterday ... but her man wasn't upset, because it was all part of the script.
The spit-swappin' all took place on the L.A. set of Britney's new music video. The identity of the male kissing partner is unclear ... but he appears to be pretty good looking.
(UPDATE: Our friends at toofab.com have ID'd the dude -- click here to find out more!)
As for Brit's BF David Lucado -- no word if he was on the set ... but if you knew your girlfriend was going to make out with a younger, hotter man -- would you wanna be there to watch??
Nothing's Cooking in This Oven
Denies Pregnancy Report
11/19/2013 6:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Trina is NOT squeezing out a mini-Montana anytime soon -- as in, the rapper is NOT knocked up and expecting a baby with French Montana ... TMZ has learned.
Trina first heard she was "pregnant" with fellow rapper French's child when a story started circulating on the Internet today -- but Trina's rep Aleesha Carter tells us the 34-year-old rapper is 100% unpregnant.
Of course, it's biologically possible -- Trina and French are still dating banging -- but we're told neither's trying to make anything other than beats.
Sorry MILF lovers ... you gotta wait for Da Baddest Bitch.
Drake & Rihanna
Hit the Strip Club
Drop $17K on Houston Booty
11/15/2013 10:52 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Drake and Rihanna are investing big in the Houston stripper market -- dropping a combined $17,000 Thursday at a H-town gentlemen's club ... and we found some booty-bouncing video.
Sources at V Live Gentlemen's Club tell us, Rihanna arrived around 2AM and Drake showed up about 30 minutes later following his show at the Toyota Center.
We're told Drake threw down roughly $12,000 and Rihanna dumped an additional $5,000.
You can't see Drake and Rihanna together in the video, but we're told they sat side by side in the club -- and eventually left together after 5AM. One source said the two were touchy-feely and looked like a couple.
Throw it up, throw it up.
'I've Always Had God'
11/15/2013 8:55 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Chris Brown hit up a fancy restaurant Thursday night to celebrate his exit from anger management rehab ... and he made it clear -- he was not in search of God.
Brown was leaving Aventine in Hollywood at around midnight when a guy with an awesome beard ran interference for him.
Chris was mum on selling his house and moving West to the 'Bu.
He was more expressive when it came to GF Karrueche, who got a little something on the cheek courtesy of Chris.