Ryan Seacrest's new lady Shayna Taylor nearly FROZE TO DEATH during her first big modeling shoot yesterday -- stripping down to a tiny bikini on an L.A. beach in the middle of the winter -- but even though it was cold outside, the photo shoot was hot as hell.
As we reported, the 23-year-old smokeshow just signed with a huge modeling agency thanks to the publicity she's gotten from allegedly dating the "American Idol" host.
Check the video ... she's a natch ... but she still needs a little coaching from the photographer.
FYI, it was roughly 45 degrees in L.A. yesterday by the water ... which is like -76 degrees for Angelenos.
Ex-Porn Star GF Is
The Love of My Life
12/9/2013 12:25 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
No more angels ... no more goddesses ... Charlie Sheen says his new ex-porn star GF is the love of his life ... and he's dead serious about it.
The woman who stole the Warlock's heart is 24-year-old Brett Rossi -- who he's only been dating for the past couple of weeks.
But Sheen says he's downright smitten -- telling TMZ:
"I've been on a lifelong journey, a 1000 century quest, in search of the better and missing half of my heart and my brane (sic)."
"That expedition is now (rated) 'a major success' and beyond the valley of dunn-ski complete. The MaSheen wins again."
Sheen told us, "This is very serious" ... but it's unclear if he's pondering marriage.
Seacrest's New Chick
Scores HUGE Modeling Contract
Thanks to Ryan Hook Up
12/7/2013 1:17 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Ryan Seacrest still has the Midas touch ... 'cause his sexy new rebound chick just inked a deal with one of the biggest modeling agencies on the planet.
TMZ has learned Shayna Taylor -- a.k.a. Ryan's hot new blonde -- signed a 2-year deal with Wilhelmina Models yesterday.
We're told Shayna's Instagram BLEW UP with new followers following the Thanksgiving holiday she spent with Ryan and his family in Argentina ... and the modeling agency took notice.
Plus, she's really hot.
A rep for Wilhemina tells us they believe Shayna has "huge potential in the fitness and lifestyle world."
Shayna is publicly saying she and Ryan are just friends -- but, c'mon ... what kind of friends travel around the world together with Seacrest's parents.
Especially when one of the friends looks this damn hot in a bikini.
I'm Not Dating Liam Neeson's Son
I'm Not Banging Anyone
12/4/2013 2:26 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Lindsay Lohan is practicing the safest kind of sex -- NONE -- because she's too busy focusing on her career to worry about boys ... sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ.
According to sources, Lindsay's laughing off reports she's hooking up with Liam Neeson's 18-year-old son, Michael ... claiming they're only friends and have been for quite a while.
In fact, sources tell us, Lindsay hasn't been dating ANY of the people she's been reportedly seeing recently, including male models Morgan O'Connor (a friend of a friend) and Liam Dean (whom she met on a photo shoot).
Instead, we're told Lohan is laser-focused on her sobriety and her career ... plus, she's spending at least 2-3 days a week shooting her docu-series for Oprah's network.
Moving On with
12/3/2013 10:04 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Ryan Seacrest is more predictable than crap in a diaper -- the "American Idol" host has a new lady in his sights after dumping Julianne Hough ... and shocker, she's also a hot blonde.
The girl's name is Shayna Taylor ... she's 23 ... annnnd that's pretty much it.
According to our sources, Shayna runs in one of those hot blonde Hollywood crowds filled with Instagram models who pretty much party exclusively at rich people's houses. And that's how Seacrest met her roughly a year ago.
It's unclear if Ryan and Shayna are boyfriend and girlfriend ... or just "close" friends.
Fun fact: Shayna's the same girl who was pictured smooching with Terrence Howard last year in St. Barts.
So now we gotta ask ...
My Ex-GFs SCAMMED ME
I Hope They Choke to Death on Canned Turkey
12/3/2013 12:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Charlie Sheen is wishing DEATH upon two of his former "Angels" -- claiming they scammed him out of some serious cash ... and now he wants 'em to "fatally choke on a Vons can of pressed turkey."
TMZ has learned ... before Sheen started dating Brett Rossi, he ended his relationship with the trio of porn stars he had been with for the past several months -- Celeste Star, Jayme Langford and Jana Jordan.
Sources connected to Sheen tell us Charlie believes two of the three "angels" -- Jayme and Jana -- carried out a scheme to run up his credit card bill ... and when Charlie found out, he went ballistic.
In fact, when we reached out to Charlie about the situation -- he fired-off one of the most Sheen-ish statements of all time ... telling us, "I've observed more nobility and honor in the drifters I've run over and child molesters I spit on at Pelican Bay."
It gets worse -- and far more graphic -- at one point he says they're worse than "the cancer known as Brooke [Mueller]."
Check out the entire statement below ... it's epic.
Pauly D's Baby Mama
History of Domestic Violence
Bloodied Ex-BF in Brutal Fist Fight
12/3/2013 12:40 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Pauly D better learn to duck and cover ... 'cause his baby mama had no qualms about beating the crap out of another guy who knocked her up ... according to police records obtained by TMZ.
We've learned ... Amanda Markert was arrested in July 2009 for opening a can of whoopass on her first baby daddy -- Lance Gerbino -- leaving him with bloody lips, a nasty gash above his eye and injuries inside his mouth.
Gerbino tells TMZ ... Amanda had been out drinking with friends ... and was pissed because she had to come home to help take care of their infant son.
He claims Markert just started "going crazy" ... wailing on his face with her fists while she was holding their son. Gerbino felt the baby was in danger ... and that's why he called police.
According to police records, Markert turned herself in to cops --booked under her legal name, Amareda Markert -- but the assault charge was eventually dismissed after she completed an anger management course.
As we've reported, Markert and Pauly D are involved in an ugly custody fight over their 6-month old daughter, Amabella ... and they've both been very clear about how much they hate each other.
We contacted Amanda for comment on the domestic violence case ... she hung up on us.
Bruce & Kris Jenner
Getting Some Tail
Over Thanksgiving Weekend
12/3/2013 12:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Bruce and Kris Jenner aren't completely out of each other's hair after officially separating in October ... in fact, the two met up for some smoochie time over Thanksgiving weekend ... and Bruce ponied up big time.
As we reported, Bruce and Kris announced they were living in separate homes (Bruce in Malibu and Kris in Calabasas) and they're both happier that way. But they still came together for Thanksgiving.
The photo was snapped Friday after Bruce, Kris, Kris' mom, Kourtney, and Bruce's ponytail all took in a movie at the theater in Calabasas. When they parted ways, Kris gave Bruce a parting kiss on the cheek.
Talk about an amicable split.
Makeout Sesh with Hardcore Porn Star
Signs Point to Dating
12/2/2013 10:36 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Seems Charlie Sheen has a brand new girlfriend ... 'cause the Warlock was open-mouth kissing a hardcore porn star over Thanksgiving weekend ... and it looks like it was more than just a hookup.
The porn star on the receiving end is 24-year-old Brett Rossi -- star of such flicks as "She Loves My Big Breasts 2" and "Bondage Tongue Bath."
The two were spotted swapping spit in Cabo a few days ago. We're told they met in L.A. last month and Charlie took her to Mexico to celebrate Thanksgiving with a few other friends.
Rossi's the classy kind of porn star too -- as far as we can tell, she doesn't really do hardcore male-female sex scenes ... mostly just solo and girl-girl stuff with the likes of Twistys and Penthouse.
As for the other women in Charlie's life -- you know, the three "Angels" he's dating -- we're told Charlie's still with them, too.
The more, the merrier.
The Wanted's Max George
My Hot GF's Got Crack Problems
12/2/2013 6:20 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Max George's girlfriend is truly a multi-tasker ... she can PDA and pick the thong out of her ass AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
Max -- the guy from The Wanted who once banged Lindsay Lohan -- took his hot model GF Nina Agdal to a beach vacation in the Bahamas ... where they galavanted around with their ridiculously attractive tan bodies.
They spearfished ... they yachted ... they boozed -- and most importantly, they documented almost the entire thing on camera so everyone could follow their half-naked vacay.
Sharing is caring.
'Housewives' Star Apollo Nida
I Never Sexted Kenya Moore
I Was Making a Business Deal!!!
12/1/2013 12:25 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
“Real Housewives of Atlanta” star Phaedra Parks' husband -- Apollo Nida -- definitely didn't text Kenya Moore for sex last year ... 'cause he tells TMZ, he just wanted to talk business.
"Sextgate" started on last seasons' 'RHOA' reunion show ... when Kenya implied Apollo was sending her inappropriate text messages after they apparently ran into each other in L.A.
But Moore and Apollo have both denied any wrongdoing since then ... and now Nida claims he only struck up the convo to propose that the two collaborate on a workout tape.
The tandem workout DVD never got off the ground ... 'cause Phaedra put the kibosh on the joint venture before Nida ever had a chance to make his proposal.
Nothing to see here folks ... just a couple of mature adults discussing business.
In Case Of Alleged Mistress
11/29/2013 12:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Dr. Dre's attack against a big website may have backfired ... the attorney for TheDirty.com fired off a letter to Dre saying what a big fan he is ... and then lumping the legendary rapper in with the likes of OJ Simpson.
It's actually pretty hysterical. A post on TheDirty claimed Dre -- who is married -- has been hooking up with a big booty video vixen.
Dre's lawyer fired off a letter to TheDirty, and we've obtained the response from the website's lawyer, and it's priceless.
David Gingras, Esq., begins by saying, "Back in the '80s I personally destroyed many subwoofers blasting N.W.A.'s 'F**k Tha Police' in my car in the high school parking lot."
Gingras goes on to say what a fan he is ... and then goes on a very sarcastic attack.
First, the lawyer challenges Dre's claim that the story is false: "Bill Clinton and Monica what's-her-name both denied having sexual relations. Of course, they were both lying. Same thing with Lance Armstrong." And then he jokes, "Other than O.J. Simpson, who was clearly framed, history is filled with examples of people who make mistakes and lie about them to cover it up."
The hired gun goes on and on, making jokes about people in Eastern Kentucky -- "cue banjo music," trashing a court decision from that region that makes it seem Dre has a case. The lawyer wrote, "If you believe the Kentucky court's decision [it's compelling] ... I also have a fabulous ocean-front unicorn ranch here in Arizona that you might want to buy."
Bottom line -- TheDirty's lawyer says the posts in question were comments from users, and the website isn't responsible.
This guy's a good writer, and we're in the market ...
Black Friday isn't for Shopping ...
It's for Banging White Girls
11/29/2013 12:40 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Too $hort won't be out hunting for deals on Black Friday ... but he might be out hunting for white girls to bang ... 'cause the rapper tells TMZ, it's all part of his own special holiday tradition.
Too $hort was arriving at Bootsy Bellows ... and he told us the true meaning of Black Friday: the night all the white girls date the black guys.
Check out the video ... the rapper -- and some of his white chick groupies -- sound like they're gonna start celebrating a little early this year.