Rihanna's sexy vacation pics sent our minds off to the magical Land of Hypotheticals -- where you can ponder just how much danger you'd expose yourself to ... in order to get with RiRi.
Of course we'd never have a shot in hell of being near her -- so this game's all we got.
Workin' the Pole
... In a Bikini
10/24/2013 7:13 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Pauly D & Baby Mama
The Boozy Vegas Hookup
... Caught on Camera
10/24/2013 12:55 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Hours before Pauly D knocked up Amanda Markert, they were both raging at a crazy pool party in Vegas ... and TMZ has several pics of the boozy scene right before the drunken conception.
The two met at the legendary Rehab pool party at the Hard Rock Hotel in the summer of 2012 ... Pauly was working the DJ booth and Amanda was partying her face off in a smokin' hot bikini.
At one point during the party, Amanda somehow got on stage (probably because she's hot) ... and sprayed down the crowd with a bottle of champagne. Later she was seen double-fisting novelty-sized cocktails.
Soon after that, she got some one-on-one time with Pauly -- and 9 months later she gave birth to his daughter. A true love story ...
But the connection they had in Vegas stayed in Vegas ... 'cause now Pauly and Amanda HATE each other's guts and are at war over custody and child support.
Vegas baby, VEGAS!!!
TRYING ON LINGERIE
... In Store Window!
10/23/2013 7:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
She's been naked for Playboy ... and donned itsy-bitsy bikinis for Sports Illustrated ... so it's no wonder Stephanie Seymour wasn't shy when it came to trying on lingerie in Italy yesterday.
The 45-year-old model grabbed some racy outfits while shopping at Agent Provocateur in Milan with her 66-year-old husband Peter Brant ... and tried them on right in front of the store window. It was awesome.
FYI -- Peter Brant is a paper mogul who happens to be a frickin' BILLIONAIRE!!!
So, good for him ... and good for her.
2 Cheeks Up
On Her Competition
10/23/2013 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Juan Pablo Galavis
Bring On the Hot Model Ass!
10/22/2013 7:57 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
This hot piece of model ass belongs to Nikki Ferrell ... one of the chicks gunning to bang new "Bachelor" Juan Pablo Galavis ... and from the looks of things, she's a frontrunner.
Nikki (according to various reports) is a 26-year-old model from Kansas City ... who was spotted with the former pro soccer player in Miami this weekend.
Galavis appeared on "The Bachelorette" last season, but didn't crack the final 5.
Sometimes, ya gotta lose to win.
10/20/2013 9:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
from Hot Pro Surfer
10/18/2013 12:12 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Even though both are packing major booty heat -- the question is ...
Post-Baby Bump, Set ...
10/18/2013 7:36 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kate Middleton allegedly had a baby 3 months ago -- but there is zero proof of that in these pics of the Duchess of Cambridge flashing her royal midriff all over a volleyball court.
Prince William's wife showed up for a public appearance in London yesterday, sporting wedge heels, and a banging bod that made everyone forget she was ever pregnant.
Kate gave birth on July 22 to Prince George ... and obviously hit the gym on July 23.
Women ... begin hating. Guys ... continue wishing you were Prince William.
Everyone Should Behold
Kim's Great Ass
10/17/2013 10:06 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
If you think Kanye West is proprietary about Kim Kardashian's ass, think again, because he clearly believes it's awesome and is glad she's sharing it with the world.
We're told his response when he saw Kim's Instagram pic was that he loves having a hot chick.
Kanye retweeted the link to the photo and wrote, "HEADING HOME NOW." In case his message isn't clear ... it was put to us this way ... he's proud of it because it's his girl.
Kanye West -- into sharing.
... It's Big & It's Back
10/17/2013 6:04 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kim Kardashian's gargantuan ass is back in working order ... and last night, she let the world know ... with a backside selfie on Instagram
It's the first butt-selfie Kim's taken since giving birth to Kanye West's baby North back in June.
Kim's been on a serious sexuality kick lately -- on the most recent episode of her reality show, she talked about wanting to pose NAKED asap ... saying, "As soon as I get in shape, the first thing I want to do is Playboy or some nude shoot. I just wanna walk down the street fully naked."
Looks ready to us.
Unemployed In Hawaii
10/14/2013 8:23 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
With his NFL career seemingly over, former pro quarterback Tim Tebow hit the beach in Hawaii this weekend ... without his shirt.
Tebow was spotted being oiled up by a woman ... but fear not, his virginity is safe -- the woman is his sister Katie.
There was a buzz that Tebow had a shot with the pathetic Jacksonville Jaguars, but when we asked Jags owner Shahid Kahn about it last week, the guy just laughed it off.
So now, Tebow is focusing on more important things ... his tan.
... You Look Good.
10/9/2013 10:51 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Katie Holmes has broken out of her frumpy phase in a SERIOUS way ... strutting around the streets of NYC today looking downright sexy.
Of course, Katie has never really been unattractive, but there was a rough period ... right before she broke things off with Tom Cruise.
But after the two split in 2012, Katie began a Tiger Woods-style comeback ... in the hotness department ... going from a 9 back to a 10.