Miley Cyrus advocation for sex, drugs and everything else crossed a line the other day ... when she cracked a date rape joke while going on about how "everyone is a little bit gay."
Cyrus was performing at the legendary G-A-Y nightclub in London, when she brought a friend out on stage to wish him a happy birthday.
In discussing her friend's sexuality, Cyrus remarked, "You know, everyone’s a little bit gay … It’s the truth. Everyone’s gay, all it takes is one cocktail. And if that doesn’t work, sprinkle something in their drink. That’s what I always do."
This off-color comment follows her bizarre rant earlier in the week where she told her audience to quit smoking cigarettes and start smoking weed because it helps you get laid.
To Cara Delevingne ...
How the **** Do You Pronounce Your Name?
5/8/2014 10:51 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
You're not the only one who can't pronounce Cara Delevingne's name -- Reese Witherspoon can't either, neither can Kate Upton or Zooey Deschanel ... and they all proved it during a hilarious drunk elevator ride earlier this week.
Cara posted the footage to her Instagram account after an evening at the Met Gala Monday night -- showing the hottest group of women ever to assemble in an elevator, and they're all joking about how to pronounce Cara's (Cah-ra's?) name.
The video is hilarious -- but the award goes to Reese for her attempt ... "Delevig-ny."
Cara has since deleted the footage -- but here they are again in all their glory.
Seeing as you'll never in your life be in an elevator with all these women, you should watch ... now.
Mike Epps Beef Is Phony BALONEY
And Here's Proof [VIDEO]
5/7/2014 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kevin Hart and Mike Epps' epic Twitter war has gotten nasty, personal, and sometimes hysterical -- but more than anything else ... it's FAKE, and TMZ's got the evidence straight from Kevin's mouth.
The shots started flying when Mike went on the radio last weekend and called Kevin the most overrated comedian out there.
Then things really got heated when Kevin fired back with a tweet that Mike needed help selling tickets to his shows, adding, "Why don't you do us all a favor and Kill your god damn self."
Brutal ... no doubt, but here's the problem -- Kevin and Mike went HAM like this last year, and when we grilled Kev about it (in March of 2013) ... he totally copped to it being a social media set up.
Sources close to Epps insist it's 100% genuine this time around, but after you watch the clip -- we're guessing you're siding with us.
Prank Terrorizes 5-Year-Old's Birthday
4/23/2014 12:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Katy Perry left children in tears at a recent birthday party where she dressed up like a clown, attacked some guy with a piñata stick, and staged a scary car accident ... all for a music video -- and TMZ has video from the scene.
The hidden camera gag was shot at Knollwood Country Club outside L.A. earlier this month for Katy's "Birthday" video -- Katy showed a little preview on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" Monday night ... but her clip didn't include the crazy fallout.
Eye witnesses tell TMZ, Katy pranked a REAL 5-year-old's birthday party ... and most guests had no idea they were getting punk'd. Children were crying. One woman stormed away, visibly upset.
Check out the video ... at one point a little girl says, "Mommy, I want to leave."
We know the feeling, kid.
CLOWNS TMZ Photog
You Want Fries With That?
4/20/2014 12:46 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
You know you're a super hot chick when you can call a guy "fat ass" ... and minutes later, have him eating out of the palm of your hand -- something Rihanna has perfected to a T.
RiRi was bailing from Toxic at Lure Saturday night when she grilled our camera guy -- pun intended -- about his love for greasy food.
The best part ... just minutes later she apologizes and our photog is once again smitten.
You gotta watch, the video is hilarious.
Tracy Morgan Fart Story
Yeah, I Dealt It ...
But Kate Upton Smelt It!
4/17/2014 3:39 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Bad: Tracy Morgan says he farted on Kate Upton once.
Worse: He's pretty sure she smelled it.
Awesome: HE DOESN'T GIVE A CRAP WHO KNOWS!!
Morgan broke the ... uh .. news ... while taking part in a Reddit AMA Thursday ... after someone asked, "who is the most famous person you have farted around that you are definitely sure smelled it?"
Morgan immediately replied, "Kate Upton."
We did some digging on when the crop-dusting could've gone down ... and our best guess is when they got together back in January so Tracy could teach her a Super Bowl endzone dance.
Busts Hilarious Dance Moves
Hasta La Vista, Nae Nae
3/27/2014 11:08 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
It's pretty much impossible not to laugh at this -- Arnold Schwarzenegger completely losing his crap while trying to do the Nae Nae on TV ... and then taking it up a notch ... with the Stanky Legg.
Arnold and Joe Manganiello just appeared on BET's "106 & Park" to promote their new movie together -- and hosts Bow Wow and Keshia put the guys' dance moves to the test.
Joe's actually not that bad -- but Arnold ... you have to see this.
James Van Der Beek
Screw Bradley Cooper ...
I SHOULD BE THE NEXT INDIANA JONES!
3/27/2014 10:01 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
James Van Der Beek thinks it would be sacrilegious if a new actor donned Harrison Ford's iconic fedora in a new Indiana Jones movie ... unless that actor was him.
Our photogs caught up with the "Friends With Better Lives" star in New York City yesterday ... where we asked him about the huge rumor that Bradley Cooper might be the next Indy.
Van Der Beek was dead set against the idea of anyone new taking the role, but when we asked if he would want to do it ... he hilariously deadpanned, "Absolutely. F*** Harrison Ford."
Dawson Leery and the Temple of Pacey?
PISSED at Ray J/Joan Rivers Sex Tape
Bails on Joan's Show
3/25/2014 10:33 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Khloe Kardashian is steaming mad at Joan Rivers for spoofing her sister's sex tape by doing a pretty hilarious rendition with Ray J ... so she bailed on co-hosting Joan's show at the last minute.
Khloe was scheduled to shoot Wednesday for Joan's E! show "Fashion Police," but sources close to production tell us ... Khloe pulled out .... hmmm, just like Ray J.
It's thrown Joan's show into panic mode -- probably to the satisfaction of Khloe -- because they have to scramble for a new co-host and re-do the script.
TMZ broke the story ... Joan filmed a comedy sketch with Ray J for her new WE tv show "Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?" -- spoofing Ray J and Kim Kardashian's famous sex romp.
It's pretty hilarious ... but the Kardashians aren't laughing.
James Franco & Seth Rogen
We're More Vogue
Than Kim and Kanye
3/22/2014 7:41 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
James Franco and Seth Rogen have improved the Vogue cover with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West ... although they missed one slight detail.
Rogen tweeted the cover -- we're guessing it's photoshopped -- with Seth playing bitch. We might add, not an unattractive bride.
They almost had us fooled ... but then we looked at in the vicinity of the ring and, well, you don't get that from a Hawaiian vacation.
As you recall ... the duo hilariously spoofed Kimye in November with their music video "Bound 3."
It was bound 2 happen.
'Today' Show Stunt
Al Roker Faux Filthy Rant on Billy Bush
3/21/2014 10:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The "Today" show has an interesting new strategy for regaining its king-of-the-morning title ... do a phony, f***-laced meltdown with Al Roker ... but the show needs some pointers ... which TMZ will gladly offer.
We just got this video of Al going off on Billy Bush, who was interviewing Johnny Weir during the Sochi Olympics. The clip has a whispery set-up, where Al seems to be schooling Billy who just doesn't know his place on the broadcasting food chain.
And then Al rants ... and it's dirty. And NBC clearly wanted us and everyone else to run it ... which we will gladly do.
Advice to NBC: Lose the crew from the shot. The camera guy can barely focus he's laughing so hard. Also, use a lavalier mic (clip-on), rather than a boom. The boom is in Al's face so there's no way anyone would believe it's authentic. And, get Al an acting lesson or 2. The overacting is felonious.
Nonetheless .... it's an interesting new strategy. We'll see if foul-mouth stunts actually work.
Joan Rivers, Ray J
Sex Tape Gag
That's What She Said!
3/21/2014 12:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Ray J has re-entered the world of porn ... and he's gone from blow jobs to nose jobs.
The man famous for making Kim Kardashian a star hit the sheets with Joan Rivers for a very dirty session. Ok ... nowhere near as dirty as he got with Kim, but in old lady terms, it's raunchy.
As Joan does so well ... they faked sex for her WE tv show, "Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?" (which premieres March 29). You gotta watch ... it's pretty funny.
Even though it's all for gags ... Vivid Entertainment honcho Steven Hirsch tells TMZ he did meet with Joan to discuss the possibility of making her his first GILF star. He tells us, "I'd pay her $100,000 right now!"
The question is ...