Nick Cannon was hospitalized after getting the news soon-to-be-ex-wife Mariah Carey got engagement to a billionaire ... so he joked.
Nick posted this meme on Instagram ... the pic is from "Real Husbands of Hollywood."
Our sources say Nick and Mariah are now getting along, and we're told she called him Thursday afternoon to give him the heads up she was getting engaged. By the way, that means she clearly knew what was going down before James Packer popped the question!
As we reported, Nick and Mariah are not officially divorced ... in fact, they haven't fully settled up in the money dept. Ditto James, who's also still married though in the process of divorcing wife #2.
Comedian Erik Griffin got into it with a drunk heckler during his stand-up act and things turned violent.
Sources at The Laughing Derby in Louisville, KY tell TMZ ... Griffin had nearly finished his set when he finally addressed a woman in the front row who'd been heckling him all night.
We're told she refused to leave despite pleas from the audience and multiple warnings from the club owner that cops were on the way.
The video is ridiculous ... the heckler got so riled up, she took a swing at Griffin. Club staffers tossed her just as cops arrived. Luckily for her, no one pressed charges ... and she left quietly on her own, instead of in handcuffs.
We reached out to Griffin who told us the woman was indeed "a hot mess."
Here's a surefire way to piss off New Yorkers ... stop traffic in the middle of a busy day (on a super busy street) for a camping photo shoot in the middle of the street!!!
That's what NY Giants WR Victor Cruz did Thursday ... pitching a full-size camping tent in the middle of 6th Ave. for a funny photo shoot with celebrity jeweler Mr. Flawless -- and TMZ Sports has the footage.
Watch the video ... you can hear the pissed off drivers leaning on the horn while the two try to look comfy in their urban camping setting ... complete with firewood on the asphalt.
In their defense ... it's kinda funny and the pics will probably look cool.
The Internet's favorite Powerball player took another swing at the jackpot, but instead of "a bunch of hookers and cocaine" ... he's hoping to buy something much less self-indulgent.
Isaac Carranza is the Nevada resident whose hysterically blunt response to a reporter went viral last week. He tells us he wasn't being serious because -- plot twist -- he's married with 2 children.
Carranza, an army vet who served in Afghanistan, says his wife didn't freak out when she saw the video -- she gets his twisted sense of humor.
This time around, he bought $20 worth of tickets for the drawing in hopes of being able to take care of his mother and improve Salinas, CA ... the town where he grew up. Definitely not as entertaining as sex and drugs, but way sweeter.
Carranza did joke he might score some marijuana. Well, we think he was joking.
Cooper -- who's a pretty successful oil and gas trader (safer than the NFL) -- was at LAX when we asked him a pretty great question ... if the Mannings were the Kardashians, who's Kim, Khloe & Kourtney??
You gotta watch the clip ... Cooper's answer is definitely NOT what you'd expect!