File Under: DRUNK MORON?
Indianapolis Colts defensive lineman David Parry was arrested in Scottsdale, AZ over the weekend after cops say he attacked a golf cart taxi driver, stole the vehicle ... and CRASHED IT.
It all went down around 2 AM on Saturday morning. The driver of the golf cart taxi (common in Scottsdale) told police he picked a group of people up from a bar and dropped them off another location.
But when it came time to pay, 6'2", 300 pound Parry allegedly struck him in the head and stole the cart.
File Under: Drunk VIOLENT Moron?
Cops found the cart crashed into a gate nearby. Parry was located on the sidewalk ... and appeared drunk.
Parry -- who started every game for the Colts during his first 2 seasons in the league -- was arrested on suspicion of robbery, auto theft, criminal damage, resisting arrest and DUI.
File Under: Drunk Violent Suspended Moron?