Posted Jun 18th 2009 6:00PM by TMZ Staff
They're calling it a donation ... we're calling it payback -- either way, Jessica Alba just forked over a whole lotta cash to the United Way in the hopes of making everybody forget the night she vandalized the charity's billboard with shark posters.

Moments ago, a rep for the United Way of Central Oklahoma announced Alba made a donation of more than $500 -- but refused to identify the exact amount per Alba's wishes.
As you may recall, Alba went on a late night tear last week, defacing all sorts of objects with posters promoting great white shark awareness .... in Oklahoma ... where there is no ocean.
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Tags: great white shark, GreatWhiteShark, jessica alba, JessicaAlba, untied way, UntiedWay
Posted Jun 15th 2009 3:36PM by TMZ Staff
We've just learned Jessica Alba will not face charges for defacing Oklahoma City with shark posters earlier this month.
Oklahoma City Police just told us the investigation is closed because no one wanted to prosecute.
Alba was under fire last week after pictures surfaced of her gluing large posters of great white sharks all over OKC, in an effort to raise awareness for the dwindling number of the majestic creature.
One of Alba's victims was a billboard for the United Way, for which she later released an apology.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Jessica Alba
Tags: defacing property, DefacingProperty, great white shark, GreatWhiteShark, jessica alba, JessicaAlba
Posted Jun 10th 2009 3:17AM by TMZ Staff
The guy who was defaced during Jessica Alba's Oklahoma City tagging spree wants payback -- and he wants it in the form of a hot midday meal.

Elvin Mack -- who's actually on the United Way billboard Jessica allegedly ruined -- told us:
"I'm really hurt that she chose me to defame on a charitable organization billboard, she obviously doesn't know what United Way is ... a public apology and some lunch would be nice since she's in our state shooting a movie!"
Meanwhile, investigators in OKC wanna have a chat with Alba over the sticky situation.
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Tags: billboard, deface, jessica alba, JessicaAlba, oklahoma city, OklahomaCity, shark, united way, UnitedWay
Posted Jun 9th 2009 6:04PM by TMZ Staff
Jessica Alba is seriously apologizing for tagging Oklahoma City -- and a United Way billboard -- with posters of great white sharks ... but she's also tossing blame at the shark lovers she got involved with.

Here's the statement Jessica just released:
"I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident."
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Tags: jessica alba, JessicaAlba, oklahoma city, OklahomaCity, sharks, united way, UnitedWay
Posted Jun 9th 2009 3:47PM by TMZ Staff
Jessica Alba is under criminal investigation for daring to take a stand on behalf of great white sharks -- in Oklahoma!

Oklahoma City cops tell us the city's Director of Parks and Recreation -- Wendell Whisenhunt -- filed a police report after photos surfaced of Alba allegedly defacing electrical boxes, a bridge and a United Way billboard. Alba was on a mission, gluing posters that are part of a campaign to save the great whites.
The problem -- the glue is so gnarly the posters aren't coming off. Cops say they want to have a chat with Alba, who's in town filming a movie.
Alba, it seems, is scrambling. Her rep has already called the United Way, offering to replace the billboard.
By the way ... someone please tell Ms. Alba Oklahoma is a landlocked, flyover state.
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Tags: criminal investigation, CriminalInvestigation, defacing property, DefacingProperty, great white shark, GreatWhiteShark, jessica alba, JessicaAlba, oklahoma city, OklahomaCity, posters
Posted Jun 9th 2009 9:50AM by TMZ Staff
Dumb: Defacing all sorts of public property in landlocked Oklahoma City (including a United Way poster) ... to increase local awareness for great white sharks ... which don't usually dwell anywhere close to Oklahoma City.
Dumber: Capturing all the stupidity on film and posting it on the Internet.

People in OKC are pretty upset after these photos surfaced yesterday on TheLostOgle.com. The pics clearly show Alba tagging downtown OKC with the posters, which ironically don't even have a clear message on them ... posters that stoners probably think are just advertisements for Shark Week.
The most ridiculous part is that one of the spots she's accused of tagging was a billboard for the United Way. A rep for the non-profit organization told us although the billboard was donated, they'll probably have to pay out of their own pocket to replace it. Either way, the U.W. said, "We remain focused on our work rather than this minor distraction."
So far, cops say no one has filed charges against Alba.
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Tags: jessica alba, JessicaAlba, posters, vandalization
Posted Apr 25th 2009 9:42AM by TMZ Staff
Finally, Jessica Alba has a reason to frown -- cops busted her perfectly sculpted ass going the wrong way on a one way street!

According to people at the scene, a Santa Monica police officer wrote her up yesterday after he noticed Alba driving through an alley and going the opposite way of the giant posted arrow sign -- which you can see is clearly hanging in the upper left hand corner of the photo.
No celebrity justice here...
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paparazzi Photo, Jessica Alba
Tags: busted, jessica alba, JessicaAlba, santa monica, SantaMonica, ticket
Posted Apr 24th 2009 11:30AM by TMZ Staff
Dressed like twins, Jessica Alba played with her adorable daughter Honor Marie at a Beverly Hills park on Thursday.

Unfortunately, one of them still hasn't learned how to smile yet.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Jessica Alba, Hot Mamas
Tags: dressed alike, DressedAlike, Honor Marie, HonorMarie, Jessica Alba, JessicaAlba, twins
Posted Apr 20th 2009 12:11AM by TMZ Staff
Rihanna wanted to smile while talking to a guy last night at MyHouse nightclub in Hollywood, but it was impossible -- smiling is not permitted within 100 yards of Jessica Alba.

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Tags: club, Hollywood, Jessica Alba, JessicaAlba, myhouse nightclub, MyhouseNightclub, Rihanna
Posted Mar 16th 2009 5:24PM by TMZ Staff
Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have given Honor Marie an insurance policy of sorts: She can be nothing but cute. Too bad Jessica also passed on that signature scowl. Then again, when Queen on the Scene invades your space, it's daunting, to be sure.

Filed under: Kids, Jessica Alba
Tags: Cash Warren, CashWarren, Honor Marie Warren, HonorMarieWarren, Jessica Alba, JessicaAlba
Posted Mar 12th 2009 2:30AM by TMZ Staff
It's official. Everyone in Hollywood is happiest when they are in Paris ... France.

The 27-year-old sourpuss known as Jessica Alba flashed her elusive smile as she rode a bike around the French capital on Wednesday.
Say fromage.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jessica Alba
Tags: bike, happy, Jessica Alba, JessicaAlba, laugh, mad, Paris, smile
Posted Mar 2nd 2009 8:50AM by TMZ Staff
Remember ladies -- no two melons are exactly alike ... not even Jessica Alba's.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jessica Alba
Tags: jessica alba, JessicaAlba, melon, melons, photo, pic
Posted Feb 12th 2009 12:00AM by TMZ Staff
Marrying Jessica Alba hasn't stopped Cash Warren from being a P.A. -- now instead of doing coffee runs on movie sets, he's doing photo-op bitch work for Jessica's fans.

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Tags: cash warren, CashWarren, husband, jessica alba, JessicaAlba, wife
Posted Jan 30th 2009 3:30PM by TMZ Staff
We gave Jessica Alba a chance to end that whole Sweden debacle once and for all -- but, like Switzerland, this time, she stayed out of it.

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Tags: jessica alba, JessicaAlba
Posted Jan 27th 2009 2:25PM by TMZ Staff
Jessica Alba is fuming at TMZ for calling her dumb when she called Sweden a "neutral" country last week ... even though it currently has troops in Afghanistan.
She is absolutely correct. Sweden was a neutral country ... 60 years ago.
Even though she was engaged in a debate about the current political situation in America when she advised a reporter to "Be Sweden ... be neutral" -- Alba is swinging back at critics, like TMZ, on her blog saying, "It's so sad to me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was Switzerland."
She is absolutely correct -- when the Nazis were waging war on anyone who opposed Hitler's evil rule, Sweden remained neutral and stayed out of the war. After the war, Winston Churchill referred to Sweden as "that small, coward country."
We apologize for not considering the political climate of the world in 1942 when we suggested she may have meant, "Be Switzerland" -- a country that is currently neutral.
Our sincerest apologies.
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Tags: jessica alba, JessicaAlba, switzerland
