Photog-Hating Alba Hangs in the Hornets' Nest

For someone who never wants to be seen, Jessica Alba sure picked a stupid place to eat dinner.


Alba and baby daddy Cash Warren dined out at Mr. Chow last night -- which is the equivalent of a hen hanging out in a fox house! Maybe that explains why Cash got pushy and nearly ran all the paps down with their black BMW.

Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Jessica Alba


Alba to Pap -- Suck on This!

Someone actually asked Jessica Alba if she thought "animal cruelty is a good thing." Who'd they think she was, an Olsen Twin?


The always chatty Alba was too busy sucking to answer.

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Cash Pissed Over Pap Invasion

Mr. Jessica Alba was p.o.'d yesterday, striking out when photogs stormed their quiet neighborhood.


The paparazzi were waiting for the couple to leave for Jessica's baby shower, but Cash Warren was the one clearly ready to pop, snatching the keys from one photog's car and taking the cap off one of her tires. The pap called the cops, but Casheroo eventually put the stuff on the mailbox -- situation defused.

Funny moment -- the pap seems indignant that we're filming her calling the cops!

Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Jessica Alba


Alba: Dark (and Dour) Angel

Yesterday TMZ asked Jessica Alba if she only smiles when she has a movie to promote.


She didn't answer ... and definitely helped prove the photog's point.

Filed under: Baby Watch, Jessica Alba


Alba: Her Fetus Is Not the Only Thing Growing

Thanks to a gestating baby, Alba's got front and some serious back -- but she's not exactly basking in that pregnancy glow.


Despite a relaxing manicure and back massage yesterday afternoon, the unwed mom-to-be was bitchy to the paps.

Filed under: Baby Watch, Jessica Alba


Alba to Seacrest -- Suck on This!

Ryan Seacrest got up close and real personal with Jessica Alba on the red carpet last night -- and while he didn't pull a Mizrahi and grab her boobs, he definitely asked about 'em.


Just keepin' it classy at the Oscars.

Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Jessica Alba


Jessica Alba: Sure or Unsure?

A TMZ photog asked the stoic Jessica Alba one question yesterday that was just the pits!


We had a good laugh. Alba, as usual, was not amused.

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Stop the Presses! Jessica Alba Smiles!

Jessica and impregnator Cash Warren were out in the Big Apple yesterday -- allowing her future production assistant (the baby) out for some crisp, clean New York air.


And the air must've done the entire family some good, because we caught a glimpse of something so rare in an Alba sighting -- a smile! Don't believe us? Watch the video.

Filed under: Baby Watch, Jessica Alba


Jessica Alba's Public Exam

Unbeknownst to her, a crude photog went low -- real low -- by trying to take pictures up Jessica Alba's skirt.
Jessica Alba
The pap smear took place as the mom-to-be made her way down Melrose Ave. last week. Under California law, anyone who uses a "concealed" camera to shoot pics "under or through the clothing" of the person being photographed is guilty of a misdemeanor. So, the camera is out in the open but as far as Jessica is concerned, it's concealed. What do you think?

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jessica Alba


Alba Caught in Pap Trap

Jessica Alba couldn't escape from paparazzi yesterday -- she was locked in at two red lights and swarmed by photogs!


The pregnant sourpuss was caught riding shotgun in Beverly Hills, with photogs warning her driver it was illegal to turn right on red at one specific spot as they snapped away.

Their pestering paid off though -- Alba finally gave up a smile for the paps! Amazing!

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Jessica Alba's Expanding Womb

Despite box office bombs like "Awake" and "Good Luck Chuck," unwed mom-to-be Jessica Alba is finally becoming a huge star!
Jessica Alba
In typical Alba fashion, she did her best to shield her face from cameras after leaving an L.A. gym on Tuesday -- but there was no hiding Jess' growing fetal love handles.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Jessica Alba


Howdy Mamm!

Pregnancy is starting to look real good on Jessica Alba -- especially upstairs.


Cash Warren's usually dour baby mama looked spectacular yesterday at the Glamour Magazine V Day Luncheon, showing off her great rack ... and surprisingly, a rare smile.

Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Baby Watch, Jessica Alba


Bumper Crop of Celebubumps

Jessica Alba went to the gym yesterday, and it looks like her little Cash bundle is coming right along.
Jessica Alba
Jess was in West Hollywood doing her exercise -- on the same day she announced her formal engagement to the luckiest man on the periphery of show business, Cash Warren.

There will soon be babies from Halle Berry, Nicole Richie, Jamie Lynn Spears, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Sierra, Melissa Joan Hart, Julianna Margulies, Lily Allen, Cate Blanchett and Soleil Moon Frye, ensuring a large crop of club-hopping celebuspawn for TMZ in 2029!

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jessica Alba


Cash, Nash and Jessica Alba -- Huh?

In town to play the Los Angeles Clippers, Phoenix Suns guard Steve Nash (right) went out to lunch yesterday with his wife, Alejandra (center), some random guy (black jacket) -- and Jessica Alba (left) and Cash Warren (center). Weird group, right?
Jessica Alba, Cash Warren, Steve Nash
So not only did Cash Warren knock up -- and get engaged to -- one of the hottest women in Hollywood, but he hangs with the two-time NBA MVP, too! What's the deal with this guy?

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jessica Alba


Knocked-Up Alba Rocked-Up!

UPDATE: Yup, Jessica's rep confirmed it -- she's definitely engaged to Cash Warren. Congrats!

Jessica Alba announced that she and Cash Warren are expecting a little bundle, but she forgot to announce her engagement -- if, in fact, that whopper of an iceberg on her hand is an engagement ring!
Jessica Alba
That looks like a three or four carat stone for the two-time Razzie Award-nominated cranky actress, who is due in the late spring.

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jessica Alba

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