Jessica Alba was lookin' particularly fine this weekend -- as in, the hot law-breaker's gotta pay one. 
Bill O'Reilly's #1 fan took her tot to the park on Sunday -- and left with a parking ticket.
Anyone forced to sit through "The Love Guru," consider this karmic retribution.
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Nobody saw "Into the Blue" to hear her speak -- and the other day in D.C., Jessica Alba once again proved she's better on mute.
At the same event she called Bill O'Reilly an "A-hole," Alba tried to school a CNS News reporter -- but ended up looking like an arrogant buffoon instead.
Enjoy her confusing Switzerland with Sweden -- and her hubby finally getting her to shut up.
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba has a reputation for being downright nasty around paparazzi -- but apparently she's just that way. Her latest Alba victim: Bill O'Reilly.
Filed under: Jessica Alba, Celebrity Feuds
How many B-list actresses does it take to work a revolving door? Because Jessica Alba and bud Hayden Panettiere sure could use some assistance ...
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Jessica Alba, Hayden Panettiere
Former stripper David Hernandez can now say it --
"Yes I Can!"
We found out the "American Idol" wannabe will be performing in the Grand Ballroom at the Renaissance Washington Hotel for the inauguration kickoff tomorrow.
Jessica Alba is hosting. Maroon 5 will be performing. Samantha Ronson will be the D.J. No word on Lindsay. Tickets go for $250 a head. Attire: "celebratory casual."
BTW, Hernandez will be singing a song called, "Born Again American."
Filed under: American Idol, Jessica Alba, Adam Levine, Barack Obama, Politix
Although she hasn't shaved her head, been put under a 5150 hold or lost custody of her child, Jessica Alba took some motherly advice from Britney Spears and nearly dropped daughter, Honor, while holding her with one arm after leaving a play center in Beverly Hills on Tuesday.
But call off the conservatorship; Jess quickly recovered and no one was injured.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Jessica Alba, Hot Mamas
We've never, ever -- ever -- seen Jessica Alba smile as much as she did the other day when she brought her daughter, 7-month-old Honor, to an L.A. playground. 
Cutest thing ever...
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Kids, Jessica Alba
A heated confrontation almost came down to blows last night when Jessica Alba's husband got in a paparazzo's face and started smackin' around his camera.
It all started outside of Bardot, when the pap knocked into the Albas' ride -- that's when Cash Warren went right for the guy and demanded some contact information -- stat! With Jessica in the car, Cash knocked around the dude's camera, thus pissing off the papper. But when the shooter shoved back -- Cash was man enough to walk away.
Pretty intense little skirmish though.
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Someone's been watching her "Dora the Explorer," because for a girl who said she doesn't speak the language, Jessica Alba's got remedial Spanish down pat.
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba didn't look so good leaving a drug store -- and it had nothing to do with her awful purple shades.
The 27-year-old usually pouty-faced new mom picked up a humidifier and cold medicine on Tuesday.
Looks like Jess' attitude isn't the only thing under the weather.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jessica Alba, Nurse!
Here's actress Jessica Alba (left) shopping in Paris on Wednesday -- and kidnapped heiress turned Symbionese Liberation Army member Patty Hearst (right) back in 1974.
One of them is often photographed looking angry.
We're just saying'.
Filed under: Jessica Alba, We're Just Sayin'
Millions of women would love to be mistaken for Jessica Alba, but Jessica Biel ain't one of them.
A Las Vegas fan found out the hard way that Biel's biggest similarity to Alba isn't her first name, good looks or box office flops ... it's her sour demeanor.
Filed under: Jessica Alba
An election ad featuring Jessica Alba wrapped in bondage tape was supposed to turn people on to voting. It ended up just turning a whole lotta people on. Freaky deaky style.
The ad was for "Declare Yourself," and a stylist for the PSA decided their message was best conveyed by muting Jess with bondage tape from JT's Stockroom.
If the ad inspired people to register to vote, we don't know. What we do know: People started showing up at Stockroom's store -- with the Alba ads in hand -- asking for the reusable, sticks-to-itself, I-like-my-sex-with-a-side-of-violence black tape.
The safe word is "economy."
Filed under: Jessica Alba, Prez Election 2008
What baby weight?
Jessica Alba spent the weekend in Los Cabos, Mexico with a few friends and she brought along with her the body men used to drool over, pre-pregnancy.
Frowning burns calories.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jessica Alba
Actresses Jessica Alba (left) and Jessica Biel (right).
These two have more in common than just their first names ...
Filed under: Movies, Jessica Alba
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