Alba's Hubby -- Assistant for Life
Marrying Jessica Alba hasn't stopped Cash Warren from being a P.A. -- now instead of doing coffee runs on movie sets, he's doing photo-op bitch work for Jessica's fans.
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba Shuts Up on Sweden
We gave Jessica Alba a chance to end that whole Sweden debacle once and for all -- but, like Switzerland, this time, she stayed out of it.
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba Was Right ... We Were Wrong
Jessica Alba is fuming at TMZ for calling her dumb when she called Sweden a "neutral" country last week ... even though it currently has troops in Afghanistan.
She is absolutely correct. Sweden was a neutral country ... 60 years ago.
Even though she was engaged in a debate about the current political situation in America when she advised a reporter to "Be Sweden ... be neutral" -- Alba is swinging back at critics, like TMZ, on her blog saying, "It's so sad to me that you think the only neutral country during WWII was Switzerland."
She is absolutely correct -- when the Nazis were waging war on anyone who opposed Hitler's evil rule, Sweden remained neutral and stayed out of the war. After the war, Winston Churchill referred to Sweden as "that small, coward country."
We apologize for not considering the political climate of the world in 1942 when we suggested she may have meant, "Be Switzerland" -- a country that is currently neutral.
Our sincerest apologies.
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Alba Can't Park with Honor
Jessica Alba was lookin' particularly fine this weekend -- as in, the hot law-breaker's gotta pay one. 
Bill O'Reilly's #1 fan took her tot to the park on Sunday -- and left with a parking ticket.
Anyone forced to sit through "The Love Guru," consider this karmic retribution.
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Alba -- The Ditz Confused About Switzerland
Nobody saw "Into the Blue" to hear her speak -- and the other day in D.C., Jessica Alba once again proved she's better on mute.
At the same event she called Bill O'Reilly an "A-hole," Alba tried to school a CNS News reporter -- but ended up looking like an arrogant buffoon instead.
Enjoy her confusing Switzerland with Sweden -- and her hubby finally getting her to shut up.
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Jessica Alba Says He's an "A-Hole!"
Jessica Alba has a reputation for being downright nasty around paparazzi -- but apparently she's just that way. Her latest Alba victim: Bill O'Reilly.
Filed under: Jessica Alba, Celebrity Feuds, Politix
Jessica Alba Stumped by Revolving Door
How many B-list actresses does it take to work a revolving door? Because Jessica Alba and bud Hayden Panettiere sure could use some assistance ...
Filed under: Jessica Alba, Hayden Panettiere
Everyone Sings for Obama
Former stripper David Hernandez can now say it --
"Yes I Can!"
We found out the "American Idol" wannabe will be performing in the Grand Ballroom at the Renaissance Washington Hotel for the inauguration kickoff tomorrow.
Jessica Alba is hosting. Maroon 5 will be performing. Samantha Ronson will be the D.J. No word on Lindsay. Tickets go for $250 a head. Attire: "celebratory casual."
BTW, Hernandez will be singing a song called, "Born Again American."
Filed under: American Idol, Jessica Alba, Adam Levine, Barack Obama, Politix
Jessica Following in Britney's Missteps
Although she hasn't shaved her head, been put under a 5150 hold or lost custody of her child, Jessica Alba took some motherly advice from Britney Spears and nearly dropped daughter, Honor, while holding her with one arm after leaving a play center in Beverly Hills on Tuesday.
But call off the conservatorship; Jess quickly recovered and no one was injured.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Britney Spears, Jessica Alba, Hot Mamas
Alba Brings Great Honor to the Sandbox
We've never, ever -- ever -- seen Jessica Alba smile as much as she did the other day when she brought her daughter, 7-month-old Honor, to an L.A. playground. 
Cutest thing ever...
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Kids, Jessica Alba
Alba's Hubby Cash in Near-Violent Clash
A heated confrontation almost came down to blows last night when Jessica Alba's husband got in a paparazzo's face and started smackin' around his camera.
It all started outside of Bardot, when the pap knocked into the Albas' ride -- that's when Cash Warren went right for the guy and demanded some contact information -- stat! With Jessica in the car, Cash knocked around the dude's camera, thus pissing off the papper. But when the shooter shoved back -- Cash was man enough to walk away.
Pretty intense little skirmish though.
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba Learns Spanish 101
Someone's been watching her "Dora the Explorer," because for a girl who said she doesn't speak the language, Jessica Alba's got remedial Spanish down pat.
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All Is Not Well with Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba didn't look so good leaving a drug store -- and it had nothing to do with her awful purple shades.
The 27-year-old usually pouty-faced new mom picked up a humidifier and cold medicine on Tuesday.
Looks like Jess' attitude isn't the only thing under the weather.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Jessica Alba, Nurse!
