Right before going to bed last night, Perez Hilton and John Mayer shared a heated exchange on, well, Twitter of course.
"From the heart," Mayer writes to Perez, "what you experienced these last 24 hrs is a profound lack of control. You can't blog the world, my friend."
The argument consisted of over a dozen saucy back-and-forth posts. Perez tirelessly defends his honor while Mayer suggests better ways Perez could have handled the situation with Will.I.Am, going as far as to cite rules of the Israeli martial art, Krav Maga.
Here's a taste:
Mayer: Perez Hilton's video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed.
Perez: That's real funny! Ha ha! And I'm sure you also think I "deserved" to get hit! Mayer: I also want to train you in an old martial art called "Never Call A Black Dude a F**got Jitsu."
Perez: Dude, I get it. I GET IT. But it's not f**king funny to me. Karma would be me losing my site and going bankrupt or what have u.
And as if the whole world coming down on the sassy blogger weren't enough, Mayer tops off his beef by calling Perez a "dumb sh*t."
We love the antics of John Mayer as much as anyone, but it has started to reach the point where everything he does seems like a put on.
Take last night for example -- he came out of club MyHouse carrying a very inebriated looking Rob Dyrdek. Was Rob really out of it? Or was it another (sorta) clever John Mayer prank? We may never know.
UPDATE -- Maybe it was all true. Early this morning, John posted this on his Twitter -- "In triage at Cedars with @robdyrdek. When the contents of his stomach hit that silicon bag and we all saw it, we just broke into applause."
Last night at The Staples Center in Los Angeles, John Mayer showed up in the middle of Taylor Swift's concert to sing "Your Body Is a Wonderland" with the hot country star.
And, no, there's nothing weird about John serenading Taylor. She's 19.
The thousands of screaming tween girls, on the other hand ...
John Mayer's a smart guy ... he's good at math. He knows, even if Jennifer Aniston is hotter than any two women combined, that if he bags 14 chicks in one night ... who needs Friends?
Mayer, and his ridiculous celebration dance, flaunted his big score last night outside of My House.
And we thought John Mayer was discriminating in picking his girlfriends. After training, Johnny boy smooched some chick in a car. In all fairness, he may or may not know her -- we'd like to think she's totally random.
Do not call John Mayer a sell out, or at least get the price right.
During his cheesy Mexican cruise, Mayer scoffed at selling out Jennifer Aniston for $10 mil ... and ripped TMZ in advance for letting you hear what he said.
He's good enough, and he's smart enough ... but did John Mayer carefully check his junky VCR before tossing it out of his NY apt. last week? We're definitely not sayin' that's where this "self-help" video came from, but....
Who knew John was so into daily affirmations? Jen probably did, because Mayer definitely took a shot at her ex-hubby's new movie.
By the way, the video was shot inside Mayer's cool NY digs.
She usually avoids the paps like the plague, so it was all too suspicious when Jen Aniston let John Mayer take her for a cozy arm-in-arm walk in NY last night -- where he happened to shamelessly plug her upcoming flick...
Pete Wentz might want to get a paternity test -- his baby looks a lot like John Mayer.
All the magazines reportedly passed on the Bronx Mowgli Wentz baby pics -- and we were given a real treat when an unsteady Pete decided to show us a photo on his cell phone last night outside Virgin Megastore in NYC.
Someone get John Mayer's bodyguard a gig for the NFL -- because dude tackled a photog outside Wolfgang's Steakhouse in Bev Hills last night. The guy went ballistic on the pap as Mayer made a mellow exit. The photog says the incident was unprovoked.
Right before going to bed last night, Perez Hilton and John Mayer shared a heated exchange on, well, Twitter of course.
