Quarterback Matthew Stafford could ink a six-year deal in the $80 million range with the Lions by this weekend's draft, but who the hell cares -- we can't get over how darn cute he is with that "Aww, shucks" smile!
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Sorry New Yorkers, but Mayor Bloomberg can't stomach the city's pizza anymore -- these days, he's keeping an eye on that slim figure.
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Maybe it's just us ... but last night on "American Idol" it seemed Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson could not hide their disdain for newbie Kara DioGuardi. Watch closely as Kris Allen finishes his performance and Randy tries to weigh in, only to be jock blocked by the new chick in town. The looks between Simon and Randy are priceless.
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Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Let's Get This Party Started, Talk Sports, Zac Efron
Just in case you missed her nude Playboy pictorial, 45-year-old Lisa Rinna broke out a tiny tiny red bikini and flexed her ridiculous physique in front of the kiddies...
The kids couldn't look less interested -- but the guy in the background, he's impressed.
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To all the haters who say she's got an eating disorder, Tori Spelling has one thing to say: She's been at the same weight since she was 16 ... well, except when she was knocked up.
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Looking to escape another violent run-in with "zombies" -- Woody Harrelson booked it out of Mr. Chow last night like his life depended on it. 
It is unclear what Woody had for dinner, but our photog highly recommends the BRRRAAAAIIINNNNSSSS!!!!
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Studly bloodsucker Bill Compton on "True Blood," a.k.a. Stephen Moyer, never left the dark of his limo as he signed autographs in Hollywood -- you know, so the deadly UV rays outside wouldn't burn his undead skin.
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Fabio's "failed brakes" excuse didn't cut it with the owners of the Ferrari he crashed this weekend -- because they just released a statement saying the car wasn't to blame for the accident.
World Class Driving's statement: "After preliminary investigation, World Class Driving found the car was in excellent working condition prior to the incident and that brake failure was not an issue."
And to make matters more interesting, WCD also said: "The car in question also has computer data logging that is in the process of being checked to determine what caused the incident."
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Judging by this video of Katy Perry turning a Tony Romo-lookalike cop (aka RomoCop) into Silly Putty in D.C. -- girl is NEVER gonna get a speeding ticket.
The best part: After RomoCop gets all giddy from Katy calling him "cute" -- he turns, notices the camera and is immediately scared back into business mode.
Priceless.
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With Brittany Gastineau at her side for moral support, Kim Kardashian gave the backside of one of the Knick City Dancers the ol' side eye in NYC on Wednesday. 
Slam badonka-dunk!
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OctoMom Nadya Suleman is crying conspiracy on the subject of Angels in Waiting -- the org. that supplied nannies to take care of her kids -- saying it was all just an elaborate "scam" to "abduct" her kids.
But the best part of this video: Nadya asks a camera guy for a tape of TMZ-TV, because she heard it was funny when we ran a piece about her kid calling a group of photogs "bitch."
Oh, the memories.
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... deez boobs!!!
"Real Housewives with Fake Weaves of Atlanta" star Kim Zolciak's bud said Kim was "high class" -- because nothing says "high class" like the chick who once lied about having cancer telling people to "look at my t*ts."
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Madonna could open the floodgates to a giant child trafficking problem -- at least according to the judge who denied her newest adoption bid.
Madge's bid to increase her brood with another Malawan baby -- 3-year-old Mercy James -- was nixed by the judge.
Madonna plans to appeal the decision -- but there's also eight little babies in La Habra just waiting for you...
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The real dad of the Malawian boy Madonna adopted says little David might be "better off back" in Africa.
Yohane Banda tells Australia's Herald Sun, "If there is no love in the family, is there any love for him?" There was plenty of drama when David jetted to London to be with the Madge-clan, but not this kind of insanity.
Meanwhile, all that buzz you might be hearing about Guy Ritchie settling the divorce quickly for $60 mil might not be so true -- now his lawyers "are really playing hardball," a source tells the Chicago Sun-Times.
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