Johnny Weir wrote a 5-page post-nup which is part of his newfangled reconciliation package with Victor Voronov -- and Johnny makes it clear mutual masturbation will NOT be tolerated.
TMZ broke the story ... Johnny and Victor agreed over the weekend to call off their divorce, but Victor wanted Johnny to sign a document apologizing for trashing Victor in the media and promising to keep Johnny's mom out of their relationship.
So Johnny fired back with a document of his own, which, among other things, defines the type of cheating that will not be tolerated. The document -- obtained by TMZ -- lists the following:
-- sex outside the marriage
-- oral sex outside the marriage
-- kissing or making out
-- aggressive flirting
-- mutual masturbation
-- social media/grindr/dating
And it gets better. According to the document, if either one has a situation where they're "in close range or contact with someone from our past or someone to be part of the future" ... the other can veto the contact. Johnny specifically gives an example of a figure skater he dated.
The document also requires joint STD tests every 6 months with the results being read with both in the room.
And there's a section about splitting assets if they ultimately get divorced: "Should a gift be given, i.e., the Cartier Roadster (R.I.P.), the gift belongs to you." Someone broke the watch!
And finally ... there's a section titled "Ultimatums." Johnny lists examples of Victor's ultimatums, including, "If I give you one more day to get your bank records to me, then I want to have a free f*** of anyone I want."
Suing BET Has Me Feeling
Like Oprah Winfrey!
4/13/2014 12:55 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
B. Scott and Oprah Winfrey have something in common -- all their life, they had to fight! -- at least that's what Scott says as part of his lawsuit against BET ... claiming he feels like O's character in "The Color Purple."
As TMZ first reported, B. Scott -- an openly gay transgender person -- is suing BET, claiming the network humiliated him during last year's BET Awards by yanking him off the show because he was wearing women's clothes.
Scott says in the deposition -- obtained by TMZ -- before the blow-up he hadn't thought of himself as a transgender person, but during his battle with BET he came to realize that's exactly who he is.
He explains, "I feel like Sofia in 'The Color Purple.' 'All my life I had to fight!' Because of my experience with BET, it led me to the realization that I am transgender because of my gender identity and expression, it was specifically because of my gender and not my sexuality that made me a target."
BET just got purpled.
Thanks LGBT ...
And Qs?? (We're Not Sure)
4/12/2014 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Reaching Out to Derrick Gordon
... I'm So Proud of Him
4/9/2014 7:42 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Michael Sam -- the first openly gay NFL prospect -- is pumped another Division 1 athlete has come out of the closet ... and he will be reaching out to Derrick Gordon to offer support, TMZ Sports has learned.
We spoke to Sam's rep who tells us ... "We're so happy for him. This is going to happen more and more because it's now accepted by society."
The rep says Sam is looking forward to the opportunity to speak to Gordon so he can offer "words of encouragement."
As we previously reported, Gordon -- a sophomore starter at UMass -- made the announcement today, and said he made the decision to come out after seeing how the NBA supported Jason Collins.
UMass Basketball Player
4/9/2014 7:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
UMass basketball player Derrick Gordon has announced he's gay -- making him the first openly gay basketball player in Division 1 men's college basketball.
"I just didn't want to hide anymore, in any way," 22-year-old Gordon said ... "I didn't want to have to lie or sneak. I've been waiting and watching for the last few months, wondering when a Division I player would come out, and finally I just said, 'Why not me?'"
Gordon says he was inspired by Jason Collins -- who came out as the first openly gay NBA player last year.
"That was so important to me, knowing that sexuality didn't matter, that the NBA was OK with it," Gordon said.
A rep for the University issued a statement saying, "UMass is proud to have Derrick Gordon as a member of our athletic family and to honor his courage and openness as a gay student-athlete."
"UMass is committed to creating a welcoming climate where every student-athlete, coach and staff member can be true to themselves as they pursue their athletic, academic and professional goals."
Olympic Paycheck Couldn't Buy Me a Purse!
4/7/2014 4:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Johnny Weir appears to be way more cash strapped -- and less marketable -- than anyone thought, because reports that he made a cool million for the Winter Olympics are exaggerated 40 times over.
TMZ has obtained a draft of the contract Johnny signed with NBC. The network offered him an anemic $25,000 for the Sochi games. And get this ... NBC also wanted him to FLY COACH for the domestic flights.
Johnny's lawyer didn't even push back and make a counteroffer.
There were a few extras. NBC offered an addition $40K for Johnny to show up at 8 non-Olympic events. So the grand total for Mr. Weir was a whopping $65K.
FYI -- a Hermes Birkin 35 Pelouse Porosus Crocodile will set you back $78,000 ... and that's USED!
Fitness Babe Cara Castronuova
Hell, I'll Date Anyone ... For $10K
4/6/2014 12:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Fitness guru Cara Castronuova isn't very discriminating ... she'll go on a date with ANYONE who's willing to pay the asking price -- $10,000.
Cara -- an ex-trainer on "The Biggest Loser" -- tells TMZ she's raising money for her charity -- Knockout Obesity -- by offering a romantic evening in NYC with anyone who ponies up 10 grand.
The best part ... she's open to men and women.
Cara says she hopes to go on at least 3 dates so she can send 50 overweight kids to fat camp. She's moved by the heartbreaking letters she gets ... including one from a boy who told her he desperately wants to shed lbs so other kids will stop pinching his stomach.
So what do you get for your money? Cara says the date consists of dinner at a really nice place and then seeing the new Rocky musical on Broadway.
But here's the deal ... you have to pick up the tab for dinner ... and pay your own way to NYC. She'll take care of the theater tix.
There could be an added bonus ... she says, "Maybe I can find love and kill two birds with one stone."
Forget 'Late Night'
I've Got Bush on the Brain
4/5/2014 1:48 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Handler was cruising the streets of Miami yesterday after grabbing a bite to eat -- just days after announcing she's leaving the E! network for greener pastures -- wearing a hat that said "Bush Lover"
According to reports ... Handler is in talks with CBS for her own show on the network -- but now that David Letterman announced he's retiring, she's gunning for his legendary seat.
Don't worry ... Chelsea's not going all right wing -- she's not stating sexual preference either -- it's made by a company in South Africa that promotes staying in touch with the earth.
Don't Cross the 'Gay Mafia'
... Or You'll Get Whacked
4/5/2014 11:31 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Bill Maher believes there's a secret gay mafia ... and the "Real Time" host says the group will take out anybody who stands in its way.
Maher's show panel Friday night was discussing the recent drama surrounding Mozilla CEO Brendan Eich stepping down from the company -- after he faced criticism for donating money in '08 to support a ballot initiative banning same-sex marriage.
Watch the video ... Maher seems to think a big group of powerful gay men seek revenge against anyone who doesn't believe in their political views -- and that's why Eich was ousted.
Apparently only gay people are allowed to care about marriage equality?
Fabulous point, Bill.
Linda Perry & Sara Gilbert
Wedding? More Like
a Rock Show with Vows
4/1/2014 10:19 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
I went to an 80s rock concert this weekend and a wedding broke out ... is how guests at the nuptials of Linda Perry and Sara Gilbert must have felt ... because the affair was JAM PACKED with rock performances.
Perry and Gilbert tied the knot in Malibu on Sunday, after announcing their engagement a year ago.
According to our sources, Sharon Osbourne, Julie Chen, Aisha Tyler, Steven Tyler, Juliette Lewis and Tobey Maguire were all in attendance.
But the stars of the show were the people who took the stage, backed by 80s cover group Flashback Heart Attack:
-- Tobey Maguire's little daughter Ruby sang "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
-- Annabella Lwin from Bow Wow Wow sang "I Want Candy"
-- Martha Davis from The Motels sang "Only The Lonely"
-- Missing Persons' Dale Bozzio sang "Destination Unknown" and "Walking in LA"
-- Terri Nunn from Berlin sang "The Metro" and "Take My Breath Away" (!!!)
-- Linda joined Terri on stage to sing "Sex (I'm A…)"
-- Terri finished with "Highway to Hell"
Our sources say Linda MC'ed the whole show and the stage was mocked up to look like the classic rock club CBGB.
Way better than dancing the hora.
Cara D & Michelle Rodriguez
On the Beach
3/31/2014 8:48 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
FINALLY!!! Hard undeniable proof Michelle Rodriguez and supermodel Cara Delevingne are banging each other -- unbelievable video footage of Michelle making out with a topless Cara in the ocean ... A TOPLESS CARA ... IN THE OCEAN.
35-year-old Michelle and 21-year-old Cara were vacationing together in Cancun last week -- and Cara took things to a whole new level, leaving her bikini top on the beach ... while she and Michelle canoodled in the water.
It's better than anything we ever could have hoped for.
Johnny Weir's Husband
I'm Going to Battered Women's School
3/29/2014 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Johnny Weir's estranged hubby Victor Voronov was so traumatized from being bitten and allegedly abused by Johnny Weir ... he's going to take battered women's classes ... on Johnny's dime.
We've learned Johnny and Victor struck a private deal Friday in their ongoing divorce war. Victor wants to get therapy to regain emotional balance after all the tumult. And he thinks the place to go is a school that teaches groups of battered women how to cope.
There's no such thing as battered men's classes, so Victor is breaking new ground
Johnny is going to foot the bill for the classes.
That's what happens when you bite.
Johnny Weir & Husband
Settle Bitter Dog Custody War
... For Now
3/26/2014 2:56 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The dog once shared by Johnny Weir and estranged hubby Victor Voronov now has TWO DADDIES once again -- the divorcing couple has agreed to joint custody of the pooch ... pending a full-blown custody trial ... TMZ has learned.
Weir and Voronov have been warring over the dog since their split. Under the arrangement, Voronov will get the dog for 1 week a month ... and when Weir leaves town for more than 2 days.
As we reported, Johnny took the dog while he was cleaning his stuff out of Victor's house -- and Victor looked on in tears. Johnny later claimed Victor used to beat the dog back when they were together.
And we thought Hollywood divorces couldn't get any more Hollywood.