Madonna must have tucked Jesus into bed early last night, because she had an extremely long dinner date with another man ... a man she used to be married to ... a man by the name of Sean Penn. 
The couple, who had a volatile marriage from 1985-1989, hit up the Alain Ducasse restaurant at the St Regis Hotel where they spent more than three hours dining together.
FYI -- Madonna went home alone.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Madonna
Madonna got into the ground, shoveling dirt on the site of the new girl's school she's building in Malawi.
If ever there was a physique made for manual labor ...
Filed under: Madonna, Photo Galleries
Despite living and/or having a home in Manhattan for over 30 years, Madonna claims David Letterman popped her NYC pizza cherry last night.
Throughout her career, the 51-year-old Queen of Pop has said and done some unbelievable things, but this takes the ... slice.
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Michael Jackson and Taylor Swift were honored last night at the VMAs -- but thanks to Madonna and Kanye West, you'd barely know it.
From Madge's opening speech, which was as much about herself as Michael, to Kanye's Taylor Swift diss, it was a self-serving night.
Our question for you ...
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Performing must be in his blood -- because during Madonna's final show of her Sticky & Sweet Tour, her 9-year-old son Rocco ripped out some insane dance moves during Paul Oakenfold's opening set.
Our favorite part: The flips and furious footwork he shows off around the 1:50 mark.
Here's Madonna, 51, in her new video for "Celebration" (left) -- and funny lady Joan Rivers, 76, at some event back in March (right).
The singer and the comedian still get a lot of work.
We're just sayin'.
Filed under: Madonna, We're Just Sayin'
The best thing about Madonna's new "Celebration" video isn't the 51-year-old Material Marm writhing around holding on to her crotch or her hunky boy toy Jesus Luz appearing shirtless ... it's Madge's daughter Lourdes dancing and doing a backflip.
Blink and you'll miss it.
Madonna was hit with a tidal wave of boos at her concert in Bucharest -- pronounced booooo′kÉ™ rest′ -- Romania last night, when she stopped her concert to raise awareness about the discrimination of "Gypsies" across Eastern Europe.
Despite the boos, Madonna -- who was accompanied onstage by Roma (aka Gypsy) performers -- didn't even flinch as the crowd became unruly, finishing her point saying, "freedom and equal rights for everyone ... Gyspies ... homosexuals .. people who are different."
After the rant, Madonna can be heard saying the words "god dammit" in frustration. That happens about 1:20 into the clip.
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Wearing her self-titled team uniform/bathing suit, Madonna continued celebrating her 51st birthday by taking her jack-diesel shoulders for a dip off a boat in Italy yesterday.
Madge's Brazilian boytoy Jesus Luz watched to make sure her buff, veiny arms stayed afloat.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Madonna, Hot Mamas, Photo Galleries
We know ... it's no shocker that some kinky Madonna memorabilia happens to be floating around -- the market is flooded with the stuff -- but that doesn't mean these naughty Madonna auction items aren't interesting to thumb through.
Among the 489 celeb items up for sale on www.gottahaverockandroll.com are some of Madonna's old love letters, raunchy answering machine recordings to her former lover Jim Albright, and a 15-minute extended scene from her '93 flick "Dangerous Game" -- recorded for Albright's eyes only.
An auction spokesman tells us the tape shows a topless Madonna appearing to snort cocaine and inhale nitrous oxide.
The auction -- which also includes goodies like Jimi Hendrix's first ever contract (for $1), tons of Beatles stuff and a bitchin' Janis Joplin mug shot -- ends Aug. 5.
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After dining with boytoy Jesus Luz in London yesterday, Madonna flashed her grotesquely sexy 50-year-old appendages.
Nothing says aging gracefully like an overly worked out pair of monstrously sculpted and bloodcurdling veiny corpse arms.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Madonna, Hot Bodies
On the same day she was supposed to perform in Marseille, Madonna -- dressed in all black and wearing a cross -- visited the technicians who were hospitalized when her concert stage collapsed last week.
The cause of the collapse, which killed two people, is still unknown.
The secret to incredibly shredded arms: Picking up multiple children.
Kate Gosselin and her porcupine weave this weekend in NYC (left) and Madonna performing in London earlier this month (right) -- both exercising their right to bare extremely well-built arms.
They have 12 children between the two of them.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Madonna, Hot Mamas, Jon & Kate
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