TMZ has learned that Kentucky Fried Chicken wants to throw an all-you-can-eat housewarming party for "Hills" star Lauren Conrad, who recently purchased a new home. Unlike her show, this is for reals!

In an open letter to LC, the chicken chain says they want to welcome Lauren to the new neighborhood, which is "down the street from one of our restaurants," by giving a VIP party for her and her friends. Sorry, Heidi -- only natural breast meat available!

And since LC no longer faux works at Teen Vogue, KFC wants to employ the budding fashion designer to design a retro T-shirt for their Colonel Scholars charity. Finger lickin' good!

No word on if LC will go for Original Recipe or Extra Crispy.

Amanda Coluccio was the saucy sidekick of Antonella Barba on last season's "American Idol". Last time we caught up with her, she was teasing her, uh, musical talents with the song "Push N Touch". But you might forgive her for that -- she's a new woman now!

It's been a while since Nick Hogan opened up about what's going on with him. It's been almost 2 months since the devastating wreck that left his close friend in a vegetative state -- and now Nick is finally blogging on his MySpace page.

So what does Nick have to say? Click here to find out.

The man of a million faces, MySpace Co-Founder Tom Anderson, who was involved in an incident with TMZ cameras last month, addressed the situation -- and said it wasn't his fault! Let's be friends!


In August, Tom was leaving an X-Games pre-party when, as he ignored our photog, one of his million friends judo-blocked our shot! Last night, as Tom left Club Opera, he made his point clear: "I love TMZ!" Then he placed blame on -- can ya believe this -- the super-stupendous TMZ video editors! Oh snap!

Sorry, Tom, you're still not in our Top 8. Another MySpace page malfunction!

No one has ever called Courtney Love a genius, and in a recent blog from the hot mess, you can see why. Love's latest rant begs a slew of questions that need answering. First, what has happened to the American education system? Second, is this English? Third, and probably most important -- what the heck is she trying to say?!

Here's a small excerpt from Court's novel of a blog. "CRAUGS LIST MOMET I NED TWO DESIGNERS- ANYONE FROPM THE STANFORD DESIGN SCHOOL IS WAY WELCOME-= NBUT AT MAJOR L;ABEL;S WE GET GRAPHIC DESGNERS AND IM FDOIBGTHINGD A LITTLE DIFFERENT- ID LIKE A GRAPHIC DEOGNER TO GO TO ABOUT FONTS AND ICONS AN SYMBOLS AND ETC AND IF LIKE A SESIGN SHCOOL PERSON TO STARTTHINKINGABVOUT EVERYTHING FROM HOWE TO CHALLENGE A CD JEWEL BOX MERCH FROM ROCJ SHOWS YER AVRAGE TSHIRT COTTON PANTIRES THING BOULEVARDIER WILL OPEN AN ACCT NAMED [xxxxxxxxxx]@GMAIL.COM TOMORROW OF HE HASNT ALREADY XSEND ANY INFO THERE OKAY?"

Okay!

America's favorite redheaded train wreck -- no, not Carrot Top, but Danny Bonaduce -- is looking for a new assistant to keep him in line! Apparently, his last girl Friday, a 25-year-old teacher who Danny happened to be dating, had a "family emergency" and had to leave her, ahem, prominent position with the former Partridge.

Danny is looking for a female helper. "She does not have to be attractive, beautiful or sexually stimulating in any way. She does, however, have to be capable of playing a drunken woman." Danny's new sidekick will be part of his stage act -- walking on stage and giving him a hard time. And get this -- Gretchen, Danny's ex wife, is willing to teach the new girl how to play the role!

So if you're a female, ugly or pretty, young or old, and have experience as a drunk -- your dream job is waiting!

Adrianne Curry is shaking in her high heeled hooker boots over a pregnancy scare. Did she miss her special "monthly visitor"? Actually, no. But she did hear from a "psychic medium" that she is at high risk of finding a bun in her oven and needs to be "super careful."

According to Curry's latest MySpace rant, her medium has asked her numerous times if she's pregnant, freaking the outspoken reality star out! She's even gone so far as to take two pregnancy tests in the last three weeks. Here's a tip -- stop having sex!

So far, no Baby Brady in sight. One might think that the medium would have seen this article coming. Spooky!

Antonella Barba, the wannabeen "American Idol" with the racy pics, was recorded while "singing" the Star Spangled Banner at an event that seems to be a high school homecoming or junior high graduation -- which she then posted on her MySpace music page. Rollover Francis Scott Key!

Either nerves got to the winged songbird, or she wasn't sure which country's anthem she was singing -- because when Barba didn't quite know the words, like any pro, she just made 'em up! Genius!

Her mistakes were minor ... like changing "through the perilous fight" into "ooh the perilous fight," and "bombs bursting in air" to "bombs bursting in there." In where, gurl?! Every song should end on a good note -- although she might not have gotten that memo. Ant ends with "O'er the land of the free, IN the home of the brave!" Classic! Keep those hits coming!

Reality, um, er, star, Adrianne Curry, isn't all hugs and kisses when it comes to people in her hometown of Joliet, IL. On her MySpace blog, the wife of a Brady reveals, "Everytime I come home to Joliet, IL, EVERYONE expects a piece of me." Hasn't everyone already had one?

Curry's frustrations are a direct result of people that she apparently didn't even know before she was um, er, famous, now expecting her to be "calling them and visiting them instead of my FAMILY and FRIENDS." Poor sweetie! The life of a -- "celebrity" -- is just too hard!

Tom Anderson, co-founder of MySpace and supposedly a friend of everyone, has his very own "bodyguard" -- as one of his buddies swatted TMZ's camera away last night. Not friendly!


Our photog was outside Mood last night, where Tom went into an X-Games pre-party for a grand total of 19 minutes -- he exited smiling, but in no mood to talk to the photographers. Give him some, er, space?!

His buddy then struck our camera ... TMZ must not be one of his favorites! He's off our Top 8!

It's all uphill for Miss Hilton these days ... and she needs a little help.

According to her MySpace blog, the ex-con/actress has been nominated for a Teen Choice Award in the female Reality/Variety category. A simple life indeed!

Hilton is asking fans to show support and vote for her here. Although it's an honor just to be nominated, Missy wants to win!