Mickey Mouse sure is cocky these days ... especially when it comes to phallic images at Disney World.
You're looking at the doors to the restrooms at Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe' in Tomorrowland at the Magic Kingdom in Orlando ... doors that even Rorschach would have to admit bear a striking resemblance to giant green penises.
Of course, Disney has become notorious for sneaking alleged pervy images into a bunch of Disney movies ... including the penis castle in "Little Mermaid" and the word "sex" appearing in "Lion King."
No word if this wang-ish image was intentional or not ... but either way, now Pluto knows where to go if he's ever lookin' for a bone.
Only a MORON
Would Use Ass as Golf Tee
3/16/2014 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kendra Wilkinson has NO SYMPATHY for the model suing Playboy ... telling TMZ Sports only an IDIOT would let someone hit a golf ball off a tee shoved in their butt.
Kendra was leaving the Planet Blue clothing store in Bev Hills this week when she UNLOADED on Liz Dickson -- who claims she suffered injuries during the ass-stunt, which took place at a Playboy event back in 2012.
"That's HER fault," Kendra said ... before spending another minute ripping the model.
Ya gotta watch the clip -- it's obvious Kendra's loyalty to Hef runs super deep.
'Marriage Boot Camp' Hubby
Pissed the Show
Leaked My Porn Past
3/16/2014 12:25 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Shaun Sulligan -- the hubby from "Marriage Boot Camp" with a porn past -- is pissed that the show leaked his XXX work in a desperate attempt to drum up ratings.
As TMZ previously reported, Sulligan shot two scenes for a gay website called "Straight Guys for Gay Eyes." The scenes were shot in 2009 ... one sex scene with a woman and one solo masturbation scene. The sex scene is shot POV on him, not the chick.
Sulligan tells TMZ he deeply regrets doing the videos, and only did it because he was homeless and living in his car at the time. He says he would NEVER do anything like it again.
Sulligan and his wife Sofia are particularly pissed off at the show for leaking the story because they say it was never brought up during filming and it was never an issue between them.
The couple says they are seriously considering skipping the reunion show ... unless the show writes them a big check.
Now we get it.
Ass Cheek Golf Swing VIDEO
You Gotta See This Bruise
3/15/2014 7:25 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
No wonder this chick's so teed off -- TMZ has obtained video of model Liz Dickson taking that golf club to her ass at a Playboy event ... and it's gnarly as hell.
TMZ broke the story ... Dickson is suing Playboy for more than $500,000, claiming she was badly injured at a Playboy golf tournament in L.A. back in 2012 -- after she was asked to lie on her stomach with a tee between her butt cheeks ... while comedian Kevin Klein took a golf swing.
The video is crazy -- but the photo tells the real story.
In addition to the massive welt, Liz Dickson's attorney tells us, the model damaged her hip ligaments and nerves as a result of the accident. He also says she's incurred more than $33,000 in medical bills so far ... and still feels numbness and tingling in her right leg.
Calls to Playboy were not returned.
Katy Perry's Fired Stripper
Back on the Grind
3/15/2014 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The stripper who was fired for taking photos with Katy Perry -- inside a strip club -- is back in the good graces of the stripper gods ... TMZ has learned, after breaking the cardinal strip club rule she got her job back ... but with one G-string attached.
Sources tell us, Cassidy (her stripper name) received a call from Spearmint Rhino honchos, informing her she could have her job back -- but she's not allowed to work at the Santa Barbara location where she was fired.
Instead, we're told Cassidy is now back working at a nearby Spearmint Rhino location in the decidedly less tony Oxnard.
TMZ broke the story ... Cassidy lost her stripper Santa Barbara job last month after management found out she'd been taking pics with Katy inside the strip club ... A HUGE NO-NO. TMZ later posted the pics.
Ain't nuthin' but a g strang.
Sex Tape to Go to Highest Bidder
But There's a Catch
3/13/2014 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The person who has a copy of the Johnny Carson sex tape now wants to sell it ... but potential buyers have to blindly cough up a fortune just for the chance to see it.
The attorney repping the guy who has the tape tells TMZ ... his client will hold viewing parties for people interested in buying the 70's home video showing long-dong Carson banging one of his wives.
Now get this -- in order to even see the tape ... prospective buyers must make a blind bid. The seller is not setting a price. He'll just review what's on the table.
And it gets even crazier. To qualify to see the tape, prospective buyers must show they're serious by depositing their bids into an escrow account. And, like Carson's schlong, only huge offerings will make the cut.
After the screening, prospective buyers will be invited to up the ante.
And one more string attached. The winning bidder must sign a document saying it cannot be sold commercially -- it's solely for a private collection. And, if the buyer violates that ... he or she will get socked with a huge financial penalty.
Carson's junk better be at least 11 for all this.
'Naked and Afraid' Contestant
Amazon Bugs Are Eating My Vajayjay!
3/13/2014 4:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Ass-chewing ants ... and vagina-devouring mosquitoes -- just a few of the stars on a brutal new episode of "Naked and Afraid."
The runaway cable hit kicks off a new season with 2 suckers contestants -- Tyler and A.K. -- literally up to their crotches in the native bugs of the Amazon jungle.
As A.K. puts it ... "Right now they are eating my vajayjay alive!!"
We got this clip from the show that airs Sunday at 9PM on Discovery ...the damage these mosquitoes do to a body is just shocking.
Tyler doesn't have it much better. Watch to see want happens when fire ants set up shop INSIDE your butt crack.
Johnny Carson's Penis ...
I TOUCHED IT
3/12/2014 11:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Unlike the rest of the universe, Joan Rivers isn't all that curious about seeing how big Johnny Carson's penis really is in that sex tape -- because she says ... she's already seen it up close and personal.
Joan -- who guest hosted on Carson's "Tonight Show" for years -- said she and Carson had a "one night bounce" back in the day ... and he was hung like a horse.
Still, Joan says she REALLY wants to see the sex tape for another reason -- check the clip.
Sued Over 'Girls Gone Loco' 'Scam'
3/12/2014 8:29 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
10:16 AM PDT -- Lohan just told TMZ, "It's a lie." He says Spanish GGW was a real business venture and Reitano even met with Joe Francis. Michael also says there were no naked women involved. Has he seen the videos?
Michael Lohan used naked girls as bait to entice an investor to cough up thousands of dollars ... according to a guy who's suing Lohan for more than $1 million claiming he was had.
Richard Reitano says Lohan came to him in 2009 with a plan to dub over Girls Gone Wild videos in Espanol ... and then asked him to invest $100K.
According to the lawsuit, Lohan claimed GGW creator Joe Francis had given him the rights to the videos ... but he needed cash to get the ball rolling so Reitano loaned him $25K,
But Reitano claims it was all a scam because no videos were ever produced.
Reitano claims Lohan NEVER had the rights to the videos ... so he's suing to get his $25K back with interest ... plus another MILLION dollars to teach Lindsay's dad a lesson.
Bieber Video Girl
Swapping Spit with Justin
Scored Me a Girl-on-Girl Gig
3/11/2014 4:10 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The video vixen who played tonsil hockey with Justin Bieber has graduated ... from groping the Biebs to fondling supermodel Nina Agdal in a bikini.
TMZ has learned Cailin Russo recently signed a modeling deal with swimwear giant Op, and her first photo shoot was the definition of a win-win (for the world) -- since she's practically attached at the hip with S.I. swimsuit babe Agdal.
Op honchos told us Cailin wasn't on their radar until they saw her in Bieber's "All That Matters" video -- so, uhh ... way to go Justin.
Flashing her boobs probably didn't hurt Cailin's career either.
Not Impressed by Carson's Junk
3/11/2014 8:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Add Dave Chappelle to the list of people in awe of Johnny Carson's sex tape ... especially after we broke it down -- inch by inch -- for him last night.
Dave was actually in total disbelief when we told him about Carson's videotaped sex romp outside DBA nightclub in West Hollywood.
But you gotta see his face and hear his reaction when we tell him just how #blessed Carson was -- 10 inches by some reports.
Side note: Dave rolled up to the club in a convertible Porsche. He's still rich biaatch!!!
Invited to Live Porno Taping
... For Pimping XXX Site
3/11/2014 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The guys from "Workaholics" better give a big thank you to co-star Adam DeVine ... 'cause a porn site is offering to let them watch a smut session IN PERSON -- for giving it public props.
DeVine told Rolling Stone last week he has trouble writing at home because of Porn Hub ... adding, "they know what guys like" ... so the site reached out extending its open offer.
The letter says the company has partners who film close to the "Workaholics" set ... so Adam, Anders and Blake can cruise by anytime to check it out.
That's so tight butthole.
'Marriage Boot Camp' Hubby
I Got Gay Men Off
... For Money
3/10/2014 10:32 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Porn has ripped marriages apart before ... but not like this.
TMZ has learned, one of the husbands from Season 2 of "Marriage Boot Camp" once did porn for a gay website called "Straight Guys for Gay Eyes."
Shaun Sulligan -- porn name Johnny Walsh -- shot two scenes for the website back in 2009 ... one sex scene with a woman and one solo masturbation scene.
It's pretty unusual -- the website basically markets straight sex to a gay male audience ... focusing on the man's body instead of the woman's. But hey, whatever floats your boat.
Sources close to the show tell us, Shaun's porn past has become a sore subject in his marriage and will be addressed on the show.
FYI, Shaun shot the porn the same year he met his wife Sofia -- we're guessing she's not too happy about that.