Lindsay Lohan just kicked a nanny's ass.
A nanny sued Lindsay -- claiming she was pushing a baby stroller in West Hollywood when LiLo recklessly drove her Maserati smack into her -- but she just folded like the cheap suit she takes to the dry cleaners.
TMZ broke the story ... Nubia Del Carmen Preza filed the lawsuit back in 2012 for personal injuries -- the baby was not hurt. But the case lingered and the nanny just threw in the towel ... that she uses to clean the kitchen.
The nanny has now dropped the lawsuit altogether ... and sources tell us the Nanny didn't get anything ... not even 99 cents that she could use at a discount store.
Ex-Hurricanes Football Star
After Car vs. Semi Crash
2/25/2014 10:23 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Former University of Miami football star Jojo Nicolas is in critical condition after his car crashed into a semi-truck in Miami Beach early Tuesday morning ... TMZ Sports has learned.
Jojo -- a former defensive back who played from 2007 to 2011 -- was driving a grey Lexus that slammed into the back of a truck.
TMZ Sports obtained footage from the crash scene which shows the Lexus wedged underneath the truck. He was eventually removed from the car and transported to a nearby hospital.
Our sources tell us ... Jojo is currently in critical condition -- and as one source puts, "It doesn't look good."
Jojo last tweeted Monday night ... saying he was attending a party at a Miami Beach nightclub.
Law enforcement sources tell us alcohol "has not been ruled out" as a cause of the crash ... and we're told officials are aware of where Jojo was prior to the accident.
Story developing ...
I Can't Sing ... But I Can
GO TO DISNEYLAND
2/24/2014 11:38 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Robin Thicke is one sick dad.
Robin cancelled his concert Saturday at Orlando's Universal Studios because of voice problems ... but still pulled himself together to hit up Disneyland with his son.
Robin also canceled his Friday show in Atlanta. It's unclear specifically what ails him but whatever it is ... it must not be contagious because he spent most of the day Sunday waiting in long lines.
Disneyland ... where the lines are 95% of the fun.
'Biggest Loser' Trainer
Super Skinny Champ
Isn't Healthy ... Yet
2/24/2014 9:24 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
"Biggest Loser" trainer Dolvett Quince still isn't happy with winner Rachel Frederickson's weight -- after she dropped from 260 to a scary 105 pounds -- but he tells TMZ, he's determined to get her healthy.
Rachel won Season 15 earlier this month ... but her dramatic weight loss shocked viewers, who claimed Rachel had lost TOO much weight, bordering on anorexic-looking.
And it appears Quince agrees -- he tells us, "We're going to get her healthy. She's going to be alright ... She's getting healthier every day."
Quince says he's still working with Rachel -- pro bono -- and has a plan to help her get better.
He's Free Free
Domestic Violence Case Dropped
2/24/2014 12:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Ahmed Ahmed -- a well-known comic who stars in TBS's "Sullivan & Son" will NOT be charged with domestic violence ... TMZ has learned.
Ahmed was arrested last month after cops responded to a 911 domestic violence call at his house. Cops say his girlfriend had visible marks so Ahmed was cuffed and booked on felony domestic violence.
The case eventually made its way to the L.A. City Attorney for misdemeanor prosecution, but we've learned the City Attorney will formally reject the case today based on insufficient evidence.
As for the problems in the case ... we're told there is a witness who says the GF did NOT have visible marks on her body. Also, both the girlfriend and Ahmed called 911 which muddies the waters.
Ahmed's lawyer, Shawn Holley, could not be reached for comment.
Pens Signature on Joint Full of Weed
2/23/2014 10:05 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Stoners may frown on smoking a joint covered in ink ... but one Tyga fan says it's possible he may break that rule -- after the rapper jotted his John Hancock on the guys weed-filled zig zag.
Tyga was celebrating the opening of his new store Last Kings Saturday in Los Angeles ... and while snapping pics with fans, one guy asked Tyga to sign his ganja stick.
Afterward ... the guy doesn't quite say he'd never smoke it.
We called doctors across the country attempting to get an expert opinion on what kinda damage smoking ink can have on your lungs.
So far, no word back ... from any of them ... and we called a lot.
Jake "The Snake" Roberts
I Have Cancer
2/23/2014 7:40 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Jake "The Snake" Roberts has a cancerous tumor behind his knee ... and the wrestler says it's slowly growing into his muscle -- so he needs emergency surgery to remove the growth.
Roberts tells TMZ ... he noticed a tumor behind his knee the size of a half dollar last month so he had it tested ... and on Friday doctors told him the test came back positive for cancer.
Jake says he's scheduled to go under the knife Tuesday morning ... and after a few weeks off -- he'll make his return to Jersey Championship Wrestling on March 14th -- cancer, or not.
Jake adds, "If the devil can't defeat me, cancer doesn't stand a chance in hell! Pray for sick children who face this horrible disease 'cause The Snake will be just fine."
As for his upcoming induction into the WWE Hall of Fame ... the wrestler says nothing will stop him from getting to New Orleans for the ceremony.
Deadly Rattler Back in Church
For Round 2
2/23/2014 6:54 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
The rattlesnake that killed "Snake Salvation" Pastor Jamie Coots a week ago made an encore appearance Saturday night at the same church with Jamie's son at the helm ... and this time no animals or people were hurt.
Cody Coots prayed over a bevy of snakes -- one of which was the rattler that killed Jamie. The video is insane ... it looks like a revival service with a live band and snakes and worshipers all flailing in the air.
As we told you ... Cody made it clear to us ... if the rattler bit him he would refuse treatment ... just like his dad.
But snakes weren't the only trick up Cody's sleeve. He also played with fire ... literally.
Son of Dead Pastor Will REFUSE Treatment
If Snake Bites Again
2/22/2014 12:40 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Bite me once shame on you ... the new pastor in the "Snake Salvation" church will NOT accept medical treatment today if he's bitten by the rattlesnake that killed his father exactly one week ago.
Cody Coots tells TMZ ... he will indeed handle the deadly snake during the afternoon Kentucky service. What's more, he says there will be NO anti-venom meds on hand in case the snake attacks again.
And ... if he's bitten and paramedics rush to the church, he'll send them away ... just like his dad Jamie Coots did.
Cody tells TMZ, "I will lay right there and say to everyone, it's God's will. It's good enough to live by, and good enough to die by."
'Teen Mom 2' Star
Rescued From Fiery Car Crash
2/22/2014 12:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Adam Lind -- who appeared on MTV's "Teen Mom 2" -- was pulled from the mangled wreckage of his Corvette Friday ... just moments before it exploded in flames.
Law enforcement tells us ... Lind was driving his 2001Corvette Z06 really, really fast in Sioux Falls, SD when he collided with a Lincoln Town Car. Cops say the Lincoln was driven by an 87-year-old woman, who had a 94-year-old passenger.
Some VERY good Samaritans saw the crash and ran to the mangled vehicles, pulling everyone out seconds before the Corvette lit up like a torch.
We're told Lind and the elderly couple were taken to a local hospital and treated for non-life-threatening injuries.
Lind is the ex-boyfriend of "Teen Mom 2" star Chelsea Houska. They have a 4-year old daughter, Aubree.
During Miley Cyrus Concert
2/22/2014 12:20 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Sky Ferreira got off on the wrong foot Thursday night at Miley Cyrus' "Bangerz" concert in Anaheim ... gushing blood as she performed.
Ferreira tripped and fell during her first song, slicing open her shin. She says she had no idea she was injured during her entire performance.
The singer was loaded onto a stretcher and taken to the hospital ... where doctors sewed her up like a rag doll ... with 60 stitches.
Ferreira is now back in action ... sporting a very uncool bandage around her leg. But the show must go on.
Kentucky Top Cops Won't Stop
Rattlesnake's Encore Performance
2/21/2014 5:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
The top police force in Kentucky will NOT step in and block a church service featuring the rattlesnake that killed "Snake Salvation" star, Pastor Jamie Coots last Saturday.
TMZ broke the story ... the Middlesboro PD told us they would not enforce a state law prohibiting the handling or displaying of reptiles in religious services. Police Chief Jeffrey Sharpe told us the government has no business meddling in religious affairs.
So we called the Kentucky State Police ... they have the power to step in and take care of business if the local police refuses to enforce state law.
An official from the Kentucky State Police tells TMZ ... they acknowledge the law prohibits snake handling during services, but says unless they get a call from someone with a "legitimate" gripe, they won't barge into the service.
The new pastor, Cody Coots -- Jamie's son -- made it clear ... the same snake will be used in today's service.
Dodgers Star Andre Ethier
I Feel TERRIBLE
About Injuring Sandy Koufax!!!!
2/21/2014 4:34 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
L.A. Dodgers star Andre Ethier says his life flashed before his eyes when he smacked the line drive shot that struck Sandy Koufax in the head on Friday ... telling TMZ Sports, "I'm glad he's OK."
78-year-old Koufax was carted off to receive medical attention after taking a shot off the bat of Ethier during spring training hitting practice in Arizona. Koufax was bleeding, but was never knocked off his feet.
"My heart was pumping out of my chest," Ethier says ... "Scary moment!"
Andre says he and Dodgers skipper Don Mattingly rushed over to Koufax ... and immediately began to apologize.
Ethier said Koufax forgave him ... but still, Andre says he was sorta freaked out for a minute -- "This is not what I want to be remembered for."
As for Sandy, he underwent a CT scan which ruled out internal bleeding -- and he's expected to be just fine.