And the gold medal for "Camera Whoring with Your Ass Out" goes to ... Brittny Gastineau -- and this video proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Kim Kardashian's pal appeared to be several drinks in when she poured herself all over a bar at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami this weekend -- and slowly undressed while blatantly mugging for paparazzi.
The most awesome part of this video is not Brittny's ass ... but the fact everyone around her is totally ignoring her.
You know how this ends, right? With Brittny passed out, looking like she's auditioning for "Weekend at Bernie's."
Of Course We Use Drones
8/4/2014 12:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The LAPD is worried the paparazzi will start using drones to shoot celebs and their homes. Turns out ... it's already happening.
We've learned a major paparazzi agency -- AKM-GSI -- has been selling drone videos of celebrity homes. Steve Ginsburg, who owns the agency, tells us he has no problem shooting the real estate but he wants nothing to do with images that include actual celebs behind their walls.
Ginsburg is clear - there is no law prohibiting his company from shooting aerial footage of homes ... even if the celebs are in the shot. But he says there would be a "huge backlash" if his or any other agency tried to hawk the footage.
Ginsburg says a photog tried to sell him drone video of Miley Cyrus in her backyard but he wouldn't bite. Miley actually spotted the drone and was pissed ... shooting the aircraft from the ground and uploading it on Instagram to show the intrusion.
Ginsburg tells TMZ, "We have the utmost respect for celebs and we stand by our word that we will not distribute any drone video capturing celebrities on public or private property."
Worst Movie Answer Ever
8/1/2014 4:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Bryan Singer -- who has been all but vindicated in a lawsuit accusing him of sexual molestation -- had an interesting choice of movies he favors.
The "X-Men" director was at LAX Thursday where he dodged questions about the recent allegations, but did get a little chatty when asked about his favorite movies.
Given all he's going through ... he probably could have picked a different favorite director. You see where we're going here ...
As TMZ previously reported, Singer and his accuser, Michael Egan, had tentatively struck a paltry $100,000 settlement agreement ... but Egan backed out. His lawyer quit over it.
Not Full Force After Busted Ankle
7/30/2014 1:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
There's new hope for Harrison Ford -- 6 weeks after his infamous Millennium Falcon disaster ... he's recovered enough that he no longer looks lke a damaged droid.
Han Solo ventured out to a Starbucks not so far away (Santa Monica) today ... with a slight limp, but free from his futuristic-looking robo foot thing.
Of course, Ford broke his ankle while filming scenes aboard the Falcon for "Star Wars Episode VII." Shooting had to be rescheduled, but now Harrison says he'll be back on set "pretty soon."
Watch the vid. You can totally hear Yoda -- "Do or do not ... there is no try."
I'm Not Apologizing
For Disorderly Conduct Arrest
7/24/2014 9:53 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Alec Baldwin -- who called NYC a "mismanaged carnival of stupidity" -- says he won't apologize for his disorderly conduct arrest in May ... and he could ultimately end up on the winning end.
Alec was in NYC court Thursday ... to face a disorderly conduct charge for allegedly berating officers who stopped him in May for riding his bike the wrong way on 5th Avenue.
Baldwin told the judge ... he'd rather pay a fine than say he's sorry for going off on the cops.
The judge -- who told Baldwin he has a short fuse -- asked, "Can you stay out of trouble, Alexander?" Baldwin said, "Sure, sure" ... and the judge said he'd dismiss the charge entirely IF Alec can keep his nose clean for 6 months.
Crash Joke Was Not Aimed at Crash Victims ...
7/18/2014 2:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Jason Biggs may have apologized, but he made it clear today ... he doesn't really get why people were so pissed he cracked a joke about Malaysia Air almost immediately after the crash.
Jason flew into LAX and was willing to talk about the tweet that caused the firestorm -- but seemed to be saying people only got angry because they misunderstood the joke.
Jason told a photog, "I don't want it to be misinterpreted that I joked at their expense, so if I did that I do apologize."
Is there anyway else to take it?
Here's the thing. Good on Jason for apologizing if he felt it was necessary. But watch this clip -- kinda makes you think his apology was forced ... even though he claims it wasn't.
Recovering One Step at a Time
7/17/2014 6:39 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Tracy Morgan made his way ever-so-slowly from his NYC doctor's office to his car ... as he continues to recover from that horrific car accident.
Tracy -- supported by a walker, his fiancee Megan Wollover and daughter Maven Morgan -- is fresh out of a rehab facility ... where he's recovering from multiple injuries including a broken nose, femur and broken ribs.
We were told early on doctors were uncertain if Tracy would make a full recovery ... but he's definitely making progress.
Still Ringing Up Kendra Wilkinson
... On the Daily
7/15/2014 4:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Hank Baskett says he's still talking to Kendra Wilkinson on a regular basis -- but if that's the best you can say about your marriage ... you know there's trouble.
Baskett updated a photog in Hollywood today about his attempts to patch things up with Kendra after his alleged affair -- but Hank's biggest statement was on his left hand.
Hank was still wearing his wedding ring in the video, but when we shot Kendra the other day ... she wasn't wearing hers (though we're told she hardly ever does).
Makes you wonder what they're talking about ... everyday.
I'm Not Feuding with Kim (VIDEO)
7/15/2014 7:08 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Brody Jenner called radishes on reports he and Kim Kardashian are in a blood feud.
Brody was at the 9th Annual All-Star Celebrity Kickoff Party Monday in West Hollywood when he was asked if he was intentionally dissing his step-sister by attending Reggie Bush's wedding but not hers.
Listen closely ... Brody scoffs at the notion he snubbed Kim. He makes it clear ... despite a very bad breakup between Kim and Reggie -- he's good friends with the NFL star and that's why he went to San Diego over the weekend for the wedding.
Now It's Official ...
New GF Marks Territory
7/14/2014 8:04 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Someone peed all over Ryan Seacrest's leg at LAX this weekend, and she happens to be his latest hot blonde chick gf ... Shayna Taylor.
We're talking metaphorical urine -- but Ryan and the 23-year-old model were spotted on their way back from a fabulous vacay when a photog asked her, point-blank, about bagging Seacrest ... and she finally answered ... loudly and proudly!
We first spotted them together back in December, but neither ever publicly admitted dating. 8 months later something's changed.
Sources connected to the couple tell us they spent 2 weeks in Europe, so it was either one helluva vacation -- or she's got one helluva an ass. Or both.
Indian Accent Curries Favor with Google Chief
With Indians? Not So Much
7/8/2014 7:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Ashton Kutcher busted out his best Indian turban -- and his WORST Indian accent and dance moves for the traditional Indian wedding of one of his friends ... and let's just say, Apu from the Simpsons would be proud.
Ashton's pal, Google VP Nikesh Arora, got married over the weekend in Italy -- and made the awesome decision to have Ashton on stage for a Bollywoodesque dance number.
Watch the vid ... Ashton holds his own on the dance floor. The hysterical/questionable taste part comes when he gets on the mic and attempts an Indian accent.
No one at the wedding seemed offended, and the groom was definitely cool with it ... but 1.2 billion people miiiight have a different opinion.
Pleads to Photogs After Bodyguards Get Rough ...
'Look What Happens in My Life'
7/7/2014 7:55 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Justin Bieber's bodyguards got physical with paparazzi trying to shoot his arrival at a yacht party in Miami -- prompting Justin to get a little whiny ... pleading about how difficult his life has become.
Watch the vid ... Justin was about to kick off his booze-filled 4th of July bash when one of his bodyguards -- who's already been arrested in Miami -- threw a hard forearm into the chest of a pap running up to the scene.
To his credit, Justin tried to calm the situation from the backseat of his SUV limo -- asking the paps to just back up 10 feet, but when they didn't he went into woe-is-me mode.
You gotta see Justin beg a female photog, "This is so ridiculous. Look what happens in my life."
And then he got on the yacht and partied without a worry in the world.
Hitting the Field
Not the Bottle
7/7/2014 6:43 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Shia LaBeouf was running the bases -- instead of running after a homeless guy -- as he enjoyed a game of softball over the 4th of July weekend.
As TMZ first reported, Shia began seeking help for alcohol addiction following a bizarre stretch in New York that included trying to fight a guy outside a strip club and getting arrested after being thrown out of a showing of "Cabaret."
In the video -- shot Saturday in Venice -- LaBeouf is playing catcher and roping a few singles.