Ashton Kutcher busted out his best Indian turban -- and his WORST Indian accent and dance moves for the traditional Indian wedding of one of his friends ... and let's just say, Apu from the Simpsons would be proud.
Ashton's pal, Google VP Nikesh Arora, got married over the weekend in Italy -- and made the awesome decision to have Ashton on stage for a Bollywoodesque dance number.
Watch the vid ... Ashton holds his own on the dance floor. The hysterical/questionable taste part comes when he gets on the mic and attempts an Indian accent.
No one at the wedding seemed offended, and the groom was definitely cool with it ... but 1.2 billion people miiiight have a different opinion.
Pleads to Photogs After Bodyguards Get Rough ...
'Look What Happens in My Life'
7/7/2014 7:55 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Justin Bieber's bodyguards got physical with paparazzi trying to shoot his arrival at a yacht party in Miami -- prompting Justin to get a little whiny ... pleading about how difficult his life has become.
Watch the vid ... Justin was about to kick off his booze-filled 4th of July bash when one of his bodyguards -- who's already been arrested in Miami -- threw a hard forearm into the chest of a pap running up to the scene.
To his credit, Justin tried to calm the situation from the backseat of his SUV limo -- asking the paps to just back up 10 feet, but when they didn't he went into woe-is-me mode.
You gotta see Justin beg a female photog, "This is so ridiculous. Look what happens in my life."
And then he got on the yacht and partied without a worry in the world.
Hitting the Field
Not the Bottle
7/7/2014 6:43 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Shia LaBeouf was running the bases -- instead of running after a homeless guy -- as he enjoyed a game of softball over the 4th of July weekend.
As TMZ first reported, Shia began seeking help for alcohol addiction following a bizarre stretch in New York that included trying to fight a guy outside a strip club and getting arrested after being thrown out of a showing of "Cabaret."
In the video -- shot Saturday in Venice -- LaBeouf is playing catcher and roping a few singles.
Partner in Crime Threatens
To Shoot People
7/3/2014 6:31 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Justin Bieber and Khalil went back to the scene of the crime -- Miami Beach -- where the two got busted for DUI ... and this time, Justin's sidekick threatened to shoot anyone who got in his way.
Bieber was leaving Dream nightclub at around 4:00 AM and was super cool with fans -- taking a slew of pics and being extremely gracious.
By sharp contrast ... Khalil made his way to the SUV and began randomly pretending to pull the trigger of a gun ... repeatedly screaming, "That's how a n**** gets shot."
BTW ... as we reported ... Khalil and Bieber have worked out a plea deal and we're told prosecutors are currently processing the paperwork.
Really stupid move, Khalil.
Scott & Kourtney
WE'RE A FAMILY AGAIN
7/2/2014 8:18 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The family that slides together, stays together -- at least, that's what Scott Disick is hoping for after a rough patch with Kourtney ... because yesterday, the guy put in some serious bonding time at a street fair.
The Lord, Kourt and son Mason appeared to be one big, happy family as they hit ride after ride at a carnival in the Hamptons ... including one of those huge slides and a teacup-thingy.
It's a big deal for Scott -- who got left in the cold by Kourtney last month when he was kicked out of their Hamptons home for partying too much. She then left him behind for North West's first birthday party, which Scott responded to by partying in the Hamptons.
There were questions about Scott and Kourt's relationship -- but Scott responded over the weekend by posting a pic of the couple holding hands on Instagram with the word "Love" sprawled across the image.
So ... all is well??
Roller Rink Video Blows
Huge Hole in Photog Lawsuit
7/1/2014 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Turns out this video of Justin Bieber roller skating could be exhibit A in a lawsuit, because TMZ has learned it was shot by the very same paparazzo who claims he can't work because Justin injured him.
It's like the handbook on how NOT to win a lawsuit, but Walter Lee shot the vid of JB rolling with Chris Brown Saturday. A total freakin' miracle since just 3 days prior Lee filed legal docs claiming he might be unable to work forever.
As TMZ first told you ... Lee (who goes by "Malack") filed the suit last Wednesday, claiming he sustained some nasty leg injuries when Bieber drove a Ferrari into him last year.
Lee might have a case for being rusty on the job -- he blew the money shot of Justin falling at the rink -- but more likely ... it's just the worst case of petard hoisting since Hamlet.
Chris Brown & Justin Bieber
We Roll Deep
... Most of the Time
6/30/2014 1:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Chris Brown and Justin Bieber hanging out on a Saturday night sounds like a recipe for disaster -- and it was ... if you call Justin eating it while roller skating a disaster.
No double cups or disloyal hos were in sight when JB and CB got their roll bounce on at Breezy’s “Skate Jam” outside L.A. the night before the BET Awards.
Brown seemed to have no trouble, but the Biebs took a tumble (barely captured by the photog).
Of course ... Chris is the one who was falling down 24 hours later.
Chris Brown & Bieber
ONE OF US CAN BALL
... For Real
6/30/2014 7:13 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Chris Brown and Justin Bieber both showed up to the BET Celebrity basketball game this weekend -- and one of 'em REALLY IMPRESSED with his hoops skills.
Of course, Bieber has been practicing his game like a maniac over the past year -- training in gyms all over the country and even at Lil Wayne's basketball court at his private sports compound.
Meantime, Brown has been putting on weight -- and doesn't look like his old, usual shifty self ... but check out the video ... sometimes, looks can be deceiving.
Screamed During Show ...
'Do You Know Who the F*** I Am?'
6/27/2014 7:53 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Shia LaBeouf went ballistic when confronted by security of a Broadway show Thursday night, hurling expletives and screaming everyone's favorite Hollywood phrase, "Do you know who the f*** I am?"
According to the criminal complaint, LaBeouf stood up in the middle of "Cabaret" and was yelling loudly at the actors on stage, disrupting the performance.
When security confronted LaBeouf in an effort to remove him from the theater, he screamed, "F*** you. This is f***ing bullshit. Do you know my life? Do you know who the f*** I am? Do you know who I am?"
According to the complaint, once he was brought into the station for processing, LaBeouf spit at a police officer ... landing at the officer's feet.
Come to My Concert ...
See My Ass!!!
6/26/2014 4:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Beyonce and Jay Z wasted a ton of money filming a full-length trailer promoting their On the Run Tour because all they had to say was ... BEYONCE SHOWS OFF HER BOOOOOOOTY!!!!
The couple kicked off their tour in Miami Wednesday night and the show-stopping moment was definitely when she performed the song "Naughty Girl" ... wearing a costume with the ass cut out.
This is the best video we've seen featuring Beyonce since ...
'Dreamy McMug' Is Fine, BUT ...
6/24/2014 6:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Jeremy Meeks' wife can rest easy ... there is one woman who does not want to jump her husband's bones when he gets out of jail ... Jennifer Hudson.
The "Dreamgirls" star was at LAX on Monday and confessed ... Dreamy McMug is "fine" ... but definitely not for her.
Good looks will only get you so far with J-Hud.
So My Baby Mama's Snubbing Me
6/23/2014 6:23 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kourtney Kardashian flew back to L.A. for North West's Kidchella birthday bash ... and we're told she left Scott Disick behind to teach him a lesson ... but it didn't work.
Disick didn't stew over the snub -- he had a belated birthday party at 1Oak in the Hamptons where he sprayed champagne on fellow partygoers.
We're told Kourtney believed Scott would feel the burn ... especially since North's party was thrown in Scott and Kourtney's backyard. The tension revolves around Scott's propensity for partying and leaving the family in the dust.
Kourtney gave Scott's plane ticket to a nanny ... again, a not-so-subtle insult that seemed lost on Scott.
Kourtney is pregnant with kid #3. So who's foolish now?
She'll Black It Up To Play Aaliyah
... Says Her Dad
6/20/2014 6:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
All the haters saying Zendaya isn't black enough to play Aaliyah can chill out -- her dad says she'll be baking in the sun to prepare for the role.
Zendaya and her father were at LAX talking about her role in the upcoming Lifetime movie -- and even addressed the criticism that she's too light skinned to portray the late singer.
The 17-year-old Disney star actually has a pretty smart take on the controversy. Her pops however took a much different approach, saying ..."They're shooting this in the summer. She'll get dark enough."
Pretty clear he's making a joke, but ... funny? Check out the clip.