Gotta love Miss France -- not only does she roll into our home turf in her frickin' sash, but then she fires off a shot at Paris Hilton's reputation?! Sounds like the makings of an international catfight to us!
Madonna and A-Rod destroyed their marriages and broke up their families with their alleged affair, but the only problem Jurassic Joan sees is that they had the audacity to fly private to Miami.
Benji Madden didn't mind the camera attention outside his DCMA store on Melrose the other day, at first. Then we asked about the one topic that made him shut down faster than Lehman Brothers.
Still using the powers of one $4 million dollar purple diamond, Kobe Bryant managed to convince his wife to go to a burlesque show last night starring the biggest starf**ker on the planet -- the newly single Paris Hilton. We're gonna guess Vanessa didn't let him out of her sight inside the Viper Room -- although when you're so big that you have to duck to get through the door, it's hard to get lost.
Paris Hilton is back to her vapid ways. Last night, looking like a bejeweled Pocahontas, Hiltie left STK in a stretch Hummer, thankfully dancing and singing after the doors and windows were shut tight.
She then reappeared at the 16th birthday party of Crystal Rock Audigier, Ed Hardy's spoiled little daughter. Hilton was part of the unveiling of not one, but two cars Crystal scored.
Benji Madden sped out of Villa last night quicker than you can say Paris Hilton. And that's just who happened to show up moments later with Avril Lavigne.
Paris and Benji may have split -- for now -- but she says those pics of her sleazing it up with ex-BF Stavros Niarchos had nothing to do with it. Hilton just did an interview on KIIS-FM, where she explained the compromising pics, the real reasons they parted and actually kept it classy for once -- by even promoting Benji's upcoming CD.
She also said they are just "on a break." That worked so well for Ross & Rachel.
You didn't seriously think Paris Hilton would stay with that guy?
She's not: After nine months of seemingly enforced emo-tude, Paris and Benji Madden have split. "They're just too different and they wanted different things in life," a source tells People. The latest sign of trouble: Hiltie getting cozy with Stavros Niarchos in Miami.
Another source tells Us, "Benji was overprotective and controlling."
Paris Hilton partied like it's 2005 and got cozy with her ex-boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos. 'Memba him?! The former lovers canoodled at the Belvedere Vodka bash at LIV nightclub in the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami this weekend.
Paris Hilton got the same treatment as any suspected terrorist this morning, when Captain Mensa tried to starpower her way through airport security without ANY proper identification.
Sources say Hilton told officials she just plumb "forgot" to bring along her official headshot to LAX while trying to board an AA flight to San Francisco.
Paris was forced into the "search me" line, and had to fill out a bunch of paperwork to earn her wings back. Hilton still made the flight, along with her 19 bags and the final slice of Benji Madden's dignity.
One contestant on "Paris Hilton's My New BFF" has more in common with the heiress than the others -- as in experience doing naughty things on camera.
The unbearably hot Corrie earned her keep -- 50 bucks to be exact -- for a small exposé for "Girls Gone Wild" earlier this year. We're told she was "professional" and fun to work with.
Princes William and Harry were out last night in London, reports the Mirror, with what the tab hilariously describes as "two showgirls" -– Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera. Apparently the heirs to the British throne were quaffing and "singing cheesy pop songs" with Hiltie and Xtina.
Another Brit source -- the Telegraph -- says the Prince and Paris were "flirting outrageously." And they say the sun never sets on the British Empire.
Word on the street is that Paris Hilton hates Sophie Monk's guts -- and last night in Hollywood our photog let Benji Madden's ex-fiance know it over and over and over again. Oh yeah ... and for people who don't care about catty feuds, she also wore a see-thru top.