Well, she didn't motorboat 'em -- but Miley Cyrus did belt out a special rendition of "Happy Birthday" for a pair of boobs ... attached to a famous Hollywood drag queen.
Miley performed her boobtastic tribute during Beacher's Madhouse at the Roosevelt Hotel last night ... when she joined the celebration for Vicky Vox's birthday
Miley joined Vicky on stage, grabbed the mic, and sang ... "Happy birthday to Vicky Vox, with those big ole big titties ... happy birthday, Vicky Vox."
Shoulda gone with a motorboat.
Drunk Rima Fakih
Don't Worry, TMZ
I'M NOT DRIVING!!!
7/5/2012 4:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Ex-Miss USA Rima Fakih has learned her lesson after narrowly dodging a jail sentence in her recent DUI case -- stumbling drunk out of a club last weekend in Hollywood, saying, "TMZ, I'm not driving!!!"
As we previously reported, a Michigan judge sentenced Fakih to 6 months probation and alcohol-education course in May, after the former beauty queen pled no contest to driving while visibly impaired.
Fakih was arrested in December -- when cops said she had been driving with a blood alcohol level over double the legal limit.
But last Sunday, Fakih wasn't making the same mistake -- leaving Greystone Manor in Hollywood extremely intoxicated ... but refusing to get behind the wheel. Good call.
Drunk girls walking around in high heels ... never gets old.
The Pregnant Beer Stroll
7/3/2012 6:53 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez
With her unborn baby due in a couple of months, "Jersey Shore" former party girl Snooki used a stroller to transport a case of Coors Light in Seaside Heights on Monday.
The pregnant 24-year-old is no stranger to nursing beers.
SHUT OUT of Justin Bieber
and Katy Perry's Party Bus
6/27/2012 7:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Twilight, shmilight -- Robert Pattinson was fully dissed last night when he couldn't catch a ride with Katy Perry, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.
The unbelievable scene went down last night at Chateau Marmont ... where Biebs, Selena, Robert and Katy were all hanging after Katy's movie premiere.
When the posse made its exit, Bieber, Katy and Selena all piled into a limousine bus -- surrounded by heavy security.
Unfortunately for Pattinson -- who was hangin' with "Raising Hope" star Shannon Woodward -- the bodyguards left them out in the cold.
Check out the vid to see if Rob eventually got on the bus.
Kim Kardashian & Beyonce
Female Bonding at
Kanye & Jay-Z's Show
6/25/2012 10:35 AM PDT BY Johnny Lopez
Kim Kardashian has figured out the best perk of dating Kanye West ... she gets to kick it with the one and only Beyonce.
While their respective men performed on stage, Kim and Beyonce were spotted hanging out enjoying Kanye and Jay-Z's concert in England this weekend.
An eyewitness at the show tells us the new besties "danced and sang all night together" and even made their way to the craziness of the mosh pit at the Birmingham stop of the Watch the Throne tour.
Should Kelly Rowland or Michelle Williams not be available, Beyonce may have just found Blue Ivy's newest babysitter.
til 6 AM!!
6/22/2012 6:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
LeBron James is gonna be one exhausted (and hungover) NBA champion today ... 'cause the guy partied his face off 'til 6 AM ... and TMZ has the pics.
James and the rest of the world champion Miami Heat hit up the LIV Miami nightclub at the Fontainebleau Hotel ... where LeBron was drinking out of a 15-liter bottle of Ace of Spades champagne ... which usually run around $75k.
Sources at the club tell us ... LeBron grabbed the mic ... and rapped along with the music all night long ... while a bunch of his teammates puffed away on cigars.
At one point, 'Bron rapped along with the song "Riot" by 2 Chainz while LMFAO rocked out on a nearby stage.
After the Heat defeated the OKC Thunder in Game 5 last night ... a relieved LeBron exclaimed, "It's about damn time."
Thanks to our friends at WorldRedEye.com for the footage.
Hits Up D.C. Nightclub,
40 Bottles of Booze
6/19/2012 7:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
For the first time since the infamous brawl, Drake returned to the club scene last night ... where he ordered roughly 40 BOTTLES of booze ... but this time, no one got hurt.
The rapper hit up the Eden lounge in Washington D.C. around midnight. Sources at the club tell us Drake arrived with a crew of 15-20, which included multiple security guards and rapper J Cole.
A rep for the club tells TMZ ... Drake purchased around 40 bottles -- including Ace of Spades champagne, Cristal and Patron tequila.
The rep says Drake was very friendly, had a good time and eventually covered the entire bill himself.
At the end of the night, all of the bottles were accounted for ... and Drake left the establishment in one piece ... and so did everyone else.
Life's Nothing But
A Rose Garden ... Again
6/18/2012 6:36 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Mel Gibson blew off some serious steam Saturday night, partying until 4 AM at Maria Menounos' home.
Maria threw a bash for her 34th birthday. A wardrobe friend of Maria's brought Mel along and he quickly made himself at home in her Encino pad, grinding away without a care in the world.
As for the question, "WHO THE F**K WANTS TO EAT?," Mel certainly did, because girls in tiny grass skirts were serving hors d'oeuvres all night long.
BTW, the party had a Hawaiian theme, so Mel was greeted at the door with a lei -- we're guessing she wasn't Russian.
I'm Selling Burritos Now
... FOR POTHEADS
6/17/2012 3:35 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Forget Daniel Tosh -- the only beef Rob Dyrdek's got now is in his brand new line of frozen burritos ... and he's marketing them directly to STONERS.
No joke -- the MTV star and his cousin Chris "Drama" Pfaff have spawned a frozen burrito company called Loud Mouth Burritos -- which they claim will "revolutionize the age-old eating experience by combining Mexicana and Americana flavors under the roof of a tortilla."
The "Fantasy Factory" duo is hawking two options for now: Cheeseburger -- stuffed with hamburger meat, cheese, ketchup and mustard ... and Pepperoni Pizza -- with mozzarella, pepperoni and tomato sauce.
And the best part -- the burritos are only 420 calories each. GET IT?!?!?!
The frozen goods are currently being sold at several 24-hour Kum and Go and Maverik convenience stores -- perfect for those late night munchies -- and they're hoping to expand to 10,000 locals by the end of summer.
Taco Bell ... you've been warned.
at Atlanta Strip Club
6/15/2012 4:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
With an ass like that you gotta blow ... thousands and THOUSANDS of dollars at an Atlanta strip club -- at least that's what Ludacris did this week ... and we got pics.
Luda hit up Diamonds of ATL on Wednesday night for some much-needed rainmaking -- along with DJ Infamous, Luda's girlfriend Eudoxie, singer Monica, and rapper Lil Scrappy.
According to sources, Luda dropped in excess of $10,000 the entire night. (Not bad ... but not Fabolous either.)
No question -- these chicks do stuff your chicks wish they could.
Boozing with Little People
... and Chuck Liddell
6/14/2012 6:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The Stanley Cup was a whore last night ... because it let all sorts of strangers rub their mouths and butts all over it for hours ... and TMZ has the pics.
The enablers were several members of the world champion L.A. Kings -- who treated Stanley to a night of mayhem at Beacher's Madhouse at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood.
During the show, the Kings were entertained by The Little Kings -- a band of little people dressed up like their NHL counterparts ... who used the cup as a chair when their tiny feet got tired.
We're told the Kings arrived to the party with David Beckham ... and were met at the venue by UFC legend Chuck Liddell ... who filled the cup with beer and had the Kings hoist it up so he could chug with the champs.
But Stanley's night ended early -- 'cause the cup has a curfew. We're told right before midnight, reality star Frankie Delgado and his partner Josh Richman helped the cup's minders whisk Stanley out of the venue ... so it could be all gussied up for today's championship parade.
Rihanna and Chris Brown
The Exes Who
Party Together ...
6/12/2012 11:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Another clue Rihanna may be getting back together with Chris Brown ... the two partied at the same club at the same time last night ... AGAIN.
Chris and Rihanna were spotted at Avenue nightclub in NYC. Sources at the club tell us the two were in the club together for roughly 30 minutes ... and Brown spent some time hanging out at Rihanna's table.
They exited the club separately ... but within minutes of each other ... and both were tight-lipped about what happened inside.
The exes have been linked together several times already this year ... laying down song tracks ... showing up at birthday parties and hanging out at nightclubs in West Hollywood.
Where there's smoke ...
The First Place
We Took the Cup Was ...
6/12/2012 10:52 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The Stanley Cup is probably nursing the mother of all hangovers right now ... 'cause hours after the L.A. Kings beat up the NJ Devils, the champions took the trophy to their favorite local bar in Hermosa Beach.
Stanley Cup Finals MVP Jonathan Quick -- along with several of his teammates -- brought Stanley to the North End Bar and Grill last night ... where the unofficial team celebration went down.
But Stanley wasn't the only piece of championship hardware in the building, Quick also brought along his MVP trophy ... which sat right next to Lord Stanley's Cup at the front of the bar.
Go Kings Go.