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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>Hillary Clinton -- Thigh Master</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/19/hillary-clinton-thigh-master/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/19/hillary-clinton-thigh-master/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/19/hillary-clinton-thigh-master/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky and Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/nurse/" rel="tag">Nurse!</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Hillary Clinton is finally a head -- on a dude's thigh.Luis Salgado has problems on several counts. First -- highly doubtful he has a Prez on his body. Second, the double-chin action looks more Linda Trippy than Hillary. The good news -- looks like... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/19/hillary-clinton-thigh-master/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-19T12:24:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Obama Slams Vols But Won't Shut Prince's A-Hole</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/19/obama-slams-vols-but-wont-shut-princes-a-hole/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/19/obama-slams-vols-but-wont-shut-princes-a-hole/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/19/obama-slams-vols-but-wont-shut-princes-a-hole/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: He might not have the bratwurst to take on Prince Von A-hole -- yet -- but when a bunch of Tennessee Republicans take on his wife, Barack Obama goes ballistic and calls them "low class." The Vol pols tried to attack Michelle in this YouTube vid.... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/19/obama-slams-vols-but-wont-shut-princes-a-hole/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-19T10:50:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Huckabee Caught in TMZ's Crosshairs</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/18/huckabee-caught-in-tmzs-crosshairs/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/18/huckabee-caught-in-tmzs-crosshairs/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/18/huckabee-caught-in-tmzs-crosshairs/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Mike Huckabee may want to gather his thoughts before meeting up with our photog next time. TMZ spotted the politician at Ronald Reagan National Airport in Washington, DC, where he was bombarded with questions about his lame Barack Obama joke on... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/18/huckabee-caught-in-tmzs-crosshairs/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>mike huckabee</category><category>MikeHuckabee</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-18T15:16:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>You Can't Take Your Eyes Off John McCain</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/18/you-cant-talk-your-eyes-off-john-mccain/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/18/you-cant-talk-your-eyes-off-john-mccain/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/18/you-cant-talk-your-eyes-off-john-mccain/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: And on last night's "Saturday Night Live," the Republican nominee for president couldn't take his eyes of the cue cards.And what's with all the blinking? Guess it was way past his bedtime.... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/18/you-cant-talk-your-eyes-off-john-mccain/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-18T10:12:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Huckabee's Obama Assassination Proclamation</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/17/huckabee-jokes-about-obama-assassination/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/17/huckabee-jokes-about-obama-assassination/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/17/huckabee-jokes-about-obama-assassination/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Good thing this guy dropped out of the race, cause we certainly don't need this brand of presidential "humor."  Former candidate Mike Huckabee was speaking Friday to the NRA, when there was a loud bang. Instead of continuing his speech, he aimed a... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/17/huckabee-jokes-about-obama-assassination/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>barack obama</category><category>BarackObama</category><category>mike huckabee</category><category>MikeHuckabee</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-17T11:08:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>New Low for A-Hole</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/new-low-for-a-hole/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/new-low-for-a-hole/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/new-low-for-a-hole/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/tv/" rel="tag">TV</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Where to start ... Zsa Zsa's Husband, Prinz Frederic von Anhalt, aka, Von A-Hole, tells TMZ today..... - Barack Obama's wife Michelle is a racist who hates white people- Michelle would look like a "washerwoman" standing next to the other first... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/new-low-for-a-hole/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>prince von anhalt</category><category>PrinceVonAnhalt</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-16T14:34:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Von A-Hole to Sharpton:  I'll K.O. You, Big Mouth</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/von-a-hole-to-sharpton-ill-k-o-you-big-mouth/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/von-a-hole-to-sharpton-ill-k-o-you-big-mouth/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/von-a-hole-to-sharpton-ill-k-o-you-big-mouth/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/celebrity-feuds/" rel="tag">Celebrity Feuds</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  How's this for a cage match we'd kill to see -- Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband vs. Reverend Al Sharpton. The Prince challenged Al to a fist fight yesterday, claiming he's a "big mouth" and that he could K.O. him.VAH also called BS on Barack and Michelle... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/von-a-hole-to-sharpton-ill-k-o-you-big-mouth/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>prince von a</category><category>prince von a-hole</category><category>prince von anhalt</category><category>PrinceVonA</category><category>PrinceVonA-hole</category><category>PrinceVonAnhalt</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-16T11:15:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Barack -- Stand Up For Your Woman!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/barack-stand-up-for-your-woman/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/barack-stand-up-for-your-woman/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/barack-stand-up-for-your-woman/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Barack Obama claims he's strong enough to be Prez, but he doesn't have the cojones to defend the honor of his own wife.Prince Von A Hole unleashed a tirade at the gay Starbucks in West Hollywood against Obama's wife, calling her a "washerwoman." The... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/16/barack-stand-up-for-your-woman/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-16T10:40:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Bush Flips for Israel</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/bush-rides-off-into-the-sunset/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/bush-rides-off-into-the-sunset/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/bush-rides-off-into-the-sunset/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-photo/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Photo</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/nurse/" rel="tag">Nurse!</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Dubya -- who still has 249 days in office -- took some time away from Presidentin' to enjoy a bike ride in Israel today ... and flash his middle finger to the international press! He's either desperately trying to stop the bike ... or sending a... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/15/bush-rides-off-into-the-sunset/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>George Bush</category><category>GeorgeBush</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-15T16:35:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Holy Schlitz - Obama's a Big Tipper!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/07/holy-schlitz-obamas-a-big-tipper/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/07/holy-schlitz-obamas-a-big-tipper/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/07/holy-schlitz-obamas-a-big-tipper/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  So we got this pic of Barack Obama pounding a brew at the Raleigh Times Bar in Raleigh, North Carolina. And guess what we found out... Barack tipped $18 on a $2 Pabst Blue Ribbon.The bartender told TMZ he poured Ms. Obama a free PBR because, "She's a... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/07/holy-schlitz-obamas-a-big-tipper/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-07T13:57:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Forrest Gump Supports Wapner, Obama</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/04/forrest-gump-supports-wapner-obama/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/04/forrest-gump-supports-wapner-obama/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/04/forrest-gump-supports-wapner-obama/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Tom Hanks wants Barack Obama to be Prez, and it could be one of the most effective celeb endorsements so far. Hanks, who put his homemade video up on his MySpace page, begins by saying, "I'm Tom Hanks and I want Barack Obama to be the next President... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/04/forrest-gump-supports-wapner-obama/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-04T12:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Barack: Rev. Wright Ain't My Mouthpiece!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/29/barack-rev-wright-aint-my-mouthpiece/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/29/barack-rev-wright-aint-my-mouthpiece/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/29/barack-rev-wright-aint-my-mouthpiece/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Barack Obama just wants Reverend Jeremiah Wright to shut up. In a presser today, the presidential hopeful blasted his pastor's controversial preachings on 9/11, AIDS and everything in between -- saying the comments make him mad, angry and are 100%... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/29/barack-rev-wright-aint-my-mouthpiece/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>barack obama</category><category>BarackObama</category><category>reverend jeremiah wright</category><category>ReverendJeremiahWright</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-04-29T14:36:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>TMZ Bible Thumped by Rev. Wright</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/29/tmz-bible-thumped-by-rev-wright/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/29/tmz-bible-thumped-by-rev-wright/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/29/tmz-bible-thumped-by-rev-wright/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky and Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/fights/" rel="tag">Fights</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  He may have single-handedly done in Barack Obama with his arrogance, but Reverend Jeremiah Wright's work still isn't done until his security messes with TMZ. If he really wanted Barack to win, he'd just stay home. 

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    Obama to Cigs: I... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/29/tmz-bible-thumped-by-rev-wright/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>reverend jeremiah wright</category><category>ReverendJeremiahWright</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-04-29T12:05:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Bush Not the Only Moron in DC</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/28/bush-not-the-only-moron-in-the-white-house/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/28/bush-not-the-only-moron-in-the-white-house/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/28/bush-not-the-only-moron-in-the-white-house/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky and Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  They weren't supposed to show but somehow Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt finagled their way into the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Oh yeah, and they thought their presence helped make it an "A-list" event.

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    Desperate is Spelled... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/28/bush-not-the-only-moron-in-the-white-house/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>heidi montag</category><category>HeidiMontag</category><category>spencer pratt</category><category>SpencerPratt</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-04-28T09:03:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Playmate Bimbo Supports Herself and "Umbama"</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/27/playmate-bimbo-supports-herself-and-umbama/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/27/playmate-bimbo-supports-herself-and-umbama/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/27/playmate-bimbo-supports-herself-and-umbama/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky and Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Colleen Shannon wants to set the record straight -- Jesse Metcalfe did not pay for her boobs. Some reading lessons would have been nice though. The Playmate/DJ wants us to know that she's boned up on politics since the last time we spoke to her, and... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/27/playmate-bimbo-supports-herself-and-umbama/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-04-27T12:16:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Amber Tamblyn: Joan of the Pill</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/23/amber-tamblyn-joan-of-the-pill/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/23/amber-tamblyn-joan-of-the-pill/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/23/amber-tamblyn-joan-of-the-pill/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky and Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  God has spoken to "Joan of Arcadia" -- and he wants her to help Americans have cheap sex! Life, liberty and the pursuit of horniness.Amber Tamblyn met with college students and Sen. Debbie Stabenow (D-MI) in D.C. on Wednesday -- to find ways to... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/23/amber-tamblyn-joan-of-the-pill/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Amber Tamblyn</category><category>AmberTamblyn</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-04-23T16:40:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Roy to Obama: Heaven's Great, Here's Fifty Bucks</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/23/scheider-to-obama-heavens-great-heres-fifty-bucks/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/23/scheider-to-obama-heavens-great-heres-fifty-bucks/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/23/scheider-to-obama-heavens-great-heres-fifty-bucks/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky and Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/r-i-p/" rel="tag">R.I.P.</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Deceased actor Roy Scheider still gives Barack Obama credit, and it's a big problem.Scheider gave $50 to Barack Obama on March 10 -- problem is, he's been dead since February 10. The 50-spot was an automatic, monthly credit card donation -- which... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/23/scheider-to-obama-heavens-great-heres-fifty-bucks/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-04-23T11:35:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Barack to Isaiah: Thanks, But No Thanks!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/23/barack-to-isaiah-thanks-but-no-thanks/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/23/barack-to-isaiah-thanks-but-no-thanks/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/23/barack-to-isaiah-thanks-but-no-thanks/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Barack Obama has sent a message to Isaiah Washington -- we don't want your kind.....of money.According to official records, Washington donated $2,300 for the primaries and $2,300 for the general -- the max allowed by law. Last month, according to the... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/23/barack-to-isaiah-thanks-but-no-thanks/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-04-23T11:25:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Obama Girl Stuffs Box for Barack</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/22/obama-girl-stuffs-box-for-barack/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/22/obama-girl-stuffs-box-for-barack/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/22/obama-girl-stuffs-box-for-barack/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Just having a crush on Obama isn't enough to solidify his Democratic Party candidacy -- so today Obama Girl Amber Lee Ettinger actually voted in the Pennsylvania primary. She missed her chance to vote in New Jersey because she was sick, but has lived... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/22/obama-girl-stuffs-box-for-barack/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Amber Lee Ettinger</category><category>AmberLeeEttinger</category><category>obama girl</category><category>ObamaGirl</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-04-22T16:01:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>McCain, Obama Tag Team Hillary</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/21/mccain-obama-tag-team-hilary/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/21/mccain-obama-tag-team-hilary/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/21/mccain-obama-tag-team-hilary/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/prez-election-2008/" rel="tag">Prez Election 2008</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  First wrestlers got into politics (Jesse Ventura, anyone?) -- now politicians are getting into wrestling. And it's on TV tonight. Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama and John McCain each taped a short video that will be played during tonight's show. It's... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/04/21/mccain-obama-tag-team-hilary/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-04-21T16:37:00+00:00</dc:date></item></channel></rss>