The cast of MTV's "Real World" Season 26 hasn't even moved into their new house in San Diego -- but TMZ has learned, some neighbors have already called the cops to complain about the racket.



Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, they've received multiple complaints about construction, noise, and parking problems -- ever since MTV moved into the swanky La Jolla neighborhood.

But we're told, MTV isn't breaking any rules -- cops have checked the house out several times ... and so far, they haven't found a single code violation.

But all that might change ... once the cast moves in.

MTV reality show star Abram Boise must have been feeling down in the dumps after he got arrested this weekend ... because while sitting in his jail cell, he defecated in his hands and smeared it on the cell ... this according to law enforcement sources.



Boise was arrested in Massachusetts by Lunenburg PD on two counts of defacing property and one count of indecent exposure ... after cops found him urinating in public.

But apparently his bowels weren't empty ... because law enforcement sources tell us he peed on the floor of the cell, was moved to a second one, and then he pooped in his hand and smeared it all over the wall of the second cell.

Abram has appeared in such reality shows as “Road Rules: South Pacific,” “The Gauntlet,” “The Inferno,” “Battle of the Sexes 2,” “The Inferno 3” and “The Island.”

In case you give a crap, Abram is scheduled to be arraigned today.

Joey Kovar -- the meathead from "Real World: Hollywood" and Season 3 of "Celebrity Rehab" -- is getting paid $20,000 to whip out his man junk for a spread in Playgirl ... TMZ has learned.


Joey claims he's "looking forward" to baring it all in the March issue of the nudie magazine -- telling us, "I take a lot of pride in how hard I work on my body ... The Situation ain't got nothin' on me."

According to sources, the full-frontal shoot is scheduled for early February -- and even though it's somewhat debatable, Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio tells TMZ, “Joey exemplifies the sort of hot 'Jersey Shore' type that people are really into right now."

Brings a whole new meaning to fist pumping ...

"Real World: Boston" alum and newly-minted Congressman Sean Duffy couldn't please everyone this election season ... in fact, TMZ has learned, he couldn't even convert his old MTV castmates.



Montana McGlynn -- who you might remember from the 1997 season of the hit MTV reality show -- tells TMZ, she's proud of the Duff-man's achievements ... but states, "I could never bring myself to vote for a conservative Republican.”

TMZ spoke to two other former RW:Bostonians -- Syrus Yarbrough and Jason Cornwell -- and they both agree ... telling us, Sean's a great dude ... but they just can't agree with his right-wing politics.

We reached out to the rest of Duff's former "Real World" housemates -- but they didn't get back to us.

True story.

Everyone really does use Craigslist.

Alton Williams -- of "The Real World: Las Vegas" and several "RW" spin-offs -- is hocking his scooter online using the popular message board site. In fact, it's not just any scooter -- but one he won on a "Real World" challenge.

Alton told us he wants to get rid of the scooter because of a recent motorcycle accident, so he's sworn off two-wheelers. He tells us he's gotten tons of calls, so act fast -- you wouldn't want to miss out on a piece of reality TV show history. Plus, rent is due today.

Pax, Zahara, Shiloh and Maddox -- get ready to see a whole lot more of mommy!

Adoption-happy Angelina Jolie told a Vietnamese newspaper that she'll be staying at home with her kids for awhile to help the new passenger on the adoption wagon, Pax Thien, adjust to life in America. It seems Angie thinks staying out of the limelight might be a good idea, especially because little Pax was so riled by the media attention surrounding his adoption, that he broke into tears during his first meeting with the mega-star.

Jolie later apologized for exposing the three-year old to the frenzy. "I have four children and caring for them is the most important thing for me at the moment," she said. So this means there isn't another "Tomb Raider" sequel in the works? "Everyone would agree that children need to have a family," she continued. "I have the ability to help children fulfill that desire. Why should I say no?"

Paris & Nicole -- The New Richard Simmons?

In the this-can't-be-real camp, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are gearing up to produce a really not needed fifth season of "The Simple Life" -- in a fat camp. An E! network spokesperson told Us magazine that the celebutards had signed on to be counselors at a camp that touts a "weight loss and fitness" program as one of its components. We don't know about you, but the idea that the pencil-thin Richie (who admitted to having an eating disorder but seems to be looking a tad less skin-and-bones these days) could teach kids anything about healthy diet and fitness seems going too far -- even for "The Simple Life."

Heather Mills Gets the Brush-Off From PETA

"Dancing With the Stars" one-legged dancing sensation Heather Mills is learning the consequences of going through a nasty divorce with a beloved Beatle the hard way; now, not even charities want her name associated with them. A report from Page Six today alleges that Paul McCartney's soon-to-be ex-wife may have been axed as a spokesperson for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), because the group doesn't want to offend longtime PETA supporter Paul McCartney. PETA hasn't come out and said so, exactly, but Mills' recent anti-fur activities have been done without the PETA crew in tow. PETA won't admit to flat out dissing Mills, stating only, "...we don't have any imminent campaigns planned with her."

Party Favors: Cate Blanchett in New Indiana Jones...Real World to End Real Soon?

Cate Blanchett is reportedly in negotations to star in the fourth Indiana Jones film, the first Indiana Jones installment in almost twenty years...MTV recently announced that it'll be casting its 20th -- and possibly last -- season of "The Real World." Unlike previous sex-heavy seasons, producers are now looking for people with "career goals" and "life goals." Fancy that. No word yet on the location.