With the "Twilight: New Moon"movie flooding your brains, it's difficult to keep these beefcakes organized. So consider these photos your "Twilight" hottie homework.
Ryan Seacrest'sradio show came to a screeching halt last night after he asked "Twilight" star Robert Pattinson the most controversial, hard-nosed question in the history of questions ... what's the deal with you and Kristen Stewart?
As soon as Ryan asked the question -- apparently forbidden by the Twilight powers that be -- Pattinson's cold-blooded handler flipped out and pulled Robert right outta the chair.
Robert remained charming as he got up and left ... but the bottom line -- he still left.
Further proof that "Twilight" stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart may or may not be dating: The couple/non-couple were pictured actually holding hands ... or not holding hands ... with each other IN FRANCE!!!
As you can see by TMZ's Incredible Zoom Technology (IZT), the grainy picture is no more clear after being enlarged than it was when really, really tiny.
TMZ has yet to identify the third person in photograph, who also may or may not be dating Rob and/or Kristen.
And now a 32-year-old male TMZ writer will attempt to feign excitement over "Twlight" stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson being seen at a hotel together last night:
Oh my God, look -- it's Bella and Edward from "Twilight." That movie is so awesome. Kristen and Rob are sooooooooo cute together. Did you see the trailer for "New Moon"? Can't wait. It's gonna be amazing!!!
With his greasy mane safely tucked inside a baseball cap, Robert Pattinson made a getaway from Kristen Stewart's house in his convertible green Porsche on Thursday.
The ride is an upgrade from his the busted up 1989 BMW he used to drive -- a car he couldn't keep track of and even joked about losing.
Who knew emo hipsters loved German luxury vehicles?!
Today in NYC, two rabid Edward Cullen devotees did what oh-so-many crazies only dream of: Wrapped their two arms around the magical man meat that is Robert Pattinson.
It wasn't long until security pried 'em off -- but the two gals still touched him for .5 seconds more than you have.
Before emo girls (and some boys) everywhere went wild for his greasy locks and pale demeanor in "Twilight", Robert Pattinson was just another London boy growing up in the late '80s. Guess what he used to look like!
Robert Pattinson doesn't really do anything except look hot in this video from LAX with co-star Ashley Greene -- but you crazy "Twilight" fans will watch anything with him in it, so enjoy.
Maybe while he's in town, the bloodless wondercould work on his tan.
After partying it up at Kristen Stewart's 19th birthday celebration in Vancouver on Thursday, Robert Pattinson -- and his covered up luscious locks -- took a cab home.
It's good to see a 22-year-old celeb being responsible and not acting badly ... like he did in "Twilight."
"Twilight" fans are notorious for hating change -- just ask Michael Copon -- which is why Robert Pattinson's choice to cut off his signature never-been-washed locks was a brave move.