And now a 32-year-old male TMZ writer will attempt to feign excitement over "Twlight" stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson being seen at a hotel together last night:
Oh my God, look -- it's Bella and Edward from "Twilight." That movie is so awesome. Kristen and Rob are sooooooooo cute together. Did you see the trailer for "New Moon"? Can't wait. It's gonna be amazing!!!
(Ed.'s note: How'd I do?)
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Twilight, Rob Pattinson
With his greasy mane safely tucked inside a baseball cap, Robert Pattinson made a getaway from Kristen Stewart's house in his convertible green Porsche on Thursday.
The ride is an upgrade from his the busted up 1989 BMW he used to drive -- a car he couldn't keep track of and even joked about losing.
Who knew emo hipsters loved German luxury vehicles?!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Ride Me, Twilight, Rob Pattinson
WARNING: Dogs or babies with developing ear drums should not watch the following video of Robert Pattinson ... not that they normally would.
Those rabid "Twilight" fans are ridiculously devoted -- and extremely loud.
Filed under: Twilight, Rob Pattinson
Today in NYC, two rabid Edward Cullen devotees did what oh-so-many crazies only dream of: Wrapped their two arms around the magical man meat that is Robert Pattinson.
It wasn't long until security pried 'em off -- but the two gals still touched him for .5 seconds more than you have.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Twilight, Rob Pattinson
Before emo girls (and some boys) everywhere went wild for his greasy locks and pale demeanor in "Twilight", Robert Pattinson was just another London boy growing up in the late '80s. Guess what he used to look like!
Filed under: Beauty, Twilight, Rob Pattinson
Yesterday at LAX, "Twilight" star Robert Pattinson brought new meaning to the term, "New Moon."
Filed under: Twilight, Rob Pattinson
Robert Pattinson doesn't really do anything except look hot in this video from LAX with co-star Ashley Greene -- but you crazy "Twilight" fans will watch anything with him in it, so enjoy.
Maybe while he's in town, the bloodless wonder could work on his tan.
Filed under: Twilight, Rob Pattinson, TMZ Live
After partying it up at Kristen Stewart's 19th birthday celebration in Vancouver on Thursday, Robert Pattinson -- and his covered up luscious locks -- took a cab home.
It's good to see a 22-year-old celeb being responsible and not acting badly ... like he did in "Twilight."
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Ride Me, Twilight, Rob Pattinson
"Twilight" fans are notorious for hating change -- just ask Michael Copon -- which is why Robert Pattinson's choice to cut off his signature never-been-washed locks was a brave move.
So the question...
Filed under: Beauty, Twilight, Rob Pattinson
One vampire movie and suddenly Zac Efron is a teenage has-been .... at least according to one Emma Roberts.
Filed under: Movies, Zac Efron, Rob Pattinson
In the age-old battle of man vs. hair product, man always loses.
Robert Pattinson's douchey, '80s new wave, over-gelled bird's nest weave proves there is actually something more ridiculous than his awkward close-ups, pauses and lines in "Twilight."
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Twilight, Rob Pattinson
Sometimes when celebs go green, it just means they're snagging a 12-pack of Heineken.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Rob Pattinson
Robert Pattinson was caught lighting up between drinks at the Chateau Marmont -- but unlike his pipe-hittin' co-star Kristen Stewart, Robert didn't need to go to a headshop to blow his smoke.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Rob Pattinson
Click here to follow Harvey Levin on Twitter
HollywoodHillsBurglarBunch estate BalloonBoy LindsayLohan KhloeKardashian cops BurglarBunch GoodMorningAmerica LeviJohnston halloween cash RyanSeacrest LasVegas JamieMccourt lawsuit ParisHilton JarrettBarrios ChidiUzomah JoeJackson KansasCityChiefs MichaelJackson AdamJasinski espn BebeWinans photos movie JonGosselin FrankMccourt TmzLive divorce KateGosselin dmx ChrisJericho LosAngelesDodgers JohnnyDangerous DennisLeroy rihanna ArnieKlein gossip JonAndKate celebrity RestrainingOrder WilliamShatner stalker ChrisBrown settlement BradPitt lapd NickPrugo pictures drunk ThisIsIt phillies RachelLee RachelBilson video DianaTamayo twitter MariahCarey CarriePrejean NadyaSuleman AnnaNicoleSmith felony CourtneyAmes concert parking vote contest ebay SexTape dodgers BritneySpears fight E JonKatePlus8 TaylorSwift prize car arrested police JeffFuller money MichaelLohan winner knife AudrinaPatridge CreditorsClaim LarryJohnson NewYorkYankees charged DancingWithTheStars ChildSupport nfl BigBrother MileyCyrus drugs glaad MissCalifornia threat MissCaliforniaUsa
Beauty 
