Typical state dinner ... but with sippy cups.
Princess Charlotte's 1st Pose WITH Prince George ... Get in Line, Sis!
6/6/2015 1:10 PM PDT
Princess Charlotte is making her public debut -- and she already has to share the spotlight with her big brother, aka ... the Heir to the Throne.
Kensington Palace just released the first official photo of Prince William and Kate's baby girl -- who was born on May 2 -- and while it's an adorable shot ... it's not a solo portrait.
Prince George, who's a month shy of turning 2, is holding his little sister in the pic.
Oh, the life of the spare.
William and Kate Royal Subjects Fooled By Princess Doppelgänger
5/9/2015 2:30 PM PDT
Prince William and Kate Middleton caused a huge stir in London by taking their new baby out for a stroll amongst the commoners -- or at least they would have ... but instead a couple of look-alikes did it.
The imposters are definitely dead ringers for Wills and Kate -- and, of course, the baby stroller made everyone think they were getting a first look at Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana. Several people shamelessly came up and asked for pictures.
Alas, the fake royals are really just Heidi Agan and Simon Watkinson -- they're kinda famous over there for posing as the royal couple -- but obviously not so famous they can't still fool the kingdom.
There's a new sucker born every minute.
Prince William, Kate Middleton Welcome New Daughter Whatever Your Name Is
5/2/2015 8:10 AM PDT
Kate Middleton bounced back hours after giving birth to a little girl who is now 4th in line to become England's head honcho, thanks to Prince William.
The third in line to the throne briefly left the hospital Saturday where his wife, Kate Middleton, gave birth to the 8 lb. 3 oz. baby. William returned 10 minutes later with 1-year-old George.
Daughter and mom are doing great, and William -- who was present during the birth -- did not look the worse for wear.
The baby -- whose name has not been announced -- is now 4th in line for the throne, behind Charles, William and George ... and 5th if you count Tommen Baratheon.
BTW ... the Queen dressed in pink Saturday for an event. It's unclear if she had a blue dress just in case, or whether she was clued in ahead of time.
Kate Middleton My English Muffin Makes Me Sick!
9/9/2014 12:02 AM PDT
Prince William & Kate Middleton Expecting a Second Royal Baby
9/8/2014 3:53 AM PDT
Buckingham Palace Kate is once again suffering from hyperemesis gravidarum, as she was when she was pregnant with her Prince George, who was born last July. The condition is like morning sickness, only more severe.
The child will become fourth in line to the British throne ... behind Prince Charles, Prince William and Prince George ... and Prince Harry drops to fifth.
Some guys just can't catch a break.
Kate Middleton Post-Baby Bump, Set ... SMOKING HOT
10/18/2013 7:36 AM PDT
Prince William's wife showed up for a public appearance in London yesterday, sporting wedge heels, and a banging bod that made everyone forget she was ever pregnant.
Kate gave birth on July 22 to Prince George ... and obviously hit the gym on July 23.
Women ... begin hating. Guys ... continue wishing you were Prince William.
Prince George Pics The Royal Replacements
7/27/2013 12:44 AM PDT
However, there were some who couldn't have cared less about all the royal hoopla... so we've replaced the royal rugrat with some random stuff for sheer entertainment purposes.
Royal Baby Name George Alexander A Big Miss
7/24/2013 12:10 PM PDT
Prince William and Kate Middleton need to cut loose from tradition -- naming their kid George Alexander is right out of the royal playbook -- which dare we say is getting a little dusty.
We're not saying the royals need to steal a page from Gwyneth Paltrow and name the kid after fruit, but it wouldn't be terrible to give the kid a name that's a little more fun than "George."
No offense, Mr. Clooney.
But let's face it ... the most awesome royal name ever is not held by a royal at all ... it's held by a Jackson -- All hail Jermajesty!
The Royal Baby Release His Name!! Or Else ...
7/23/2013 5:15 PM PDT
Kate Middleton Royal Baby REVEALED BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, PUNY MORTALS
7/23/2013 11:27 AM PDT
Here it is ... THE ROYAL BABY ... 's head ... and fingers ... so everyone can go back to their lives. Please.
Kate Middleton and Prince William debuted their infant overlord moments ago in London -- the third in line for the British throne -- and guess what? The kid is totally normal. Hooray.
Now that would be a real story. Not that this isn't a real story.
Kate Middleton Gives Birth Blimey, It's a Boy!!!
7/22/2013 12:40 PM PDT
1:14 PM PT -- Prince William's daddykins -- Charles the Prince of Wales -- has just released a statement on the birth of the baby ... saying, "Both my wife and I are overjoyed at the arrival of my first grandchild. It is an incredibly special moment for William and Catherine and we are so thrilled for them on the birth of their baby boy."
Also, it sounds like he hasn't seen the baby yet ... because he added, "We are eagerly looking forward to seeing the baby in the near future."
12:53 PM PT -- THE DOCUMENT HAS ARRIVED!!!! And it doesn't say anything interesting at all, except that Kate "safely delivered of a son" and she and the baby are doing well. Woo-freaking-hoo.
12:45 PM PT -- The medical document is currently en route!!! WHAT WILL IT SAY?!?!?
It's official, Prince William has secured his heir ... and millions of Brits just spilled their tea ... KATE MIDDLETON GAVE BIRTH TO A BABY BOY!!!
According to Buckingham Palace officials, Kate popped at precisely 4:24 PM BST. The boy weighed in at 8 pounds 6 ounces.
After Prince Charles and William, the baby will become third in line to the British throne. Sorry Harry.
We still don't know the baby's name -- but we DO know he's got some iffy genes in the hair department, so we gotta ask ...
Kate Middleton IN LABOR Get Ready to Bow to Your Tiny Overlord!!!
7/22/2013 9:00 AM PDT
Prepare for the onslaught of new British Royal collectible tea sets, plates, shirts, hats, etc. -- 'cause the Royal great-grandbaby is due any minute.
The Queen's people have released a statement saying Kate Middleton is officially in labor at a hospital in London.
Hundreds of Brits have already taken to the streets to await their new master.
The Monarchy is still not saying if the new baby is a boy or a girl.
We know ... once Kate pops out the little squirt, a document will be signed by a member of the official royal medical staff and driven under royal escort to Buckingham Palace.
The medical document -- which will contain the fundamental birth info (sex, weight, time of birth) -- will be displayed on an "ornate easel" at the palace.
We're told the name will not be released straight away.
Stay tuned ... we'll have the news as it emerges from Kate's vagina.