Getting a shot of Megan Fox can be a serious pain in the butt -- and one super-intrusive paparazzi learned it the hard way Monday night in Hollywood.
While chowing down with Shia LaBeouf after the "Transformers 2" premiere, one dude ran into the restaurant, bum rushed their table, snapped a pic and booked it. Only problem: Their bodyguard was faster.
Security chased the D-bag down and used the atomic-wedgie technique to keep him from escaping. All while Shia and Megan got a laugh at the moron's expense.
Shia LaBeouf must be feeling used -- because Thursday at LAX, Megan Fox took advantage of him ... and not in a fun way.
The two arrived back from Europe on the same flight and while all the paps were scrambling for Shia, they missed the shot of their tattooed queen -- who snuck out amidst LaBeouf's photog insanity.
On the plus side Shia, there are worse people to be used by than Megan Fox.
Shia LaBeouf can't seem to avoid reckless drivers, even when they're his own.
After leaving the Chateau Marmont in a huff, Shia and his douchey driver pal got in a bout of road rage, reversing their SUV at a high speed and nearly hitting the paps. Riding shotgun, Shia did his part by flipping the bird and throwing a water bottle at a camera guy.
Luckily, this time, no truck was flipped and no one's hand was seriously injured.
Paul McCartney doesn't look like a "Transformers" fan -- and really, who is? -- so when he ran into Shia LaBeouf and shook his hand at LAX, think the Beatle had any clue who he was?
After Shia LaBeouf ripped on our photog for his high pitched voice, the photog hit him right back where it really hurt -- Shia's driver's license-less wallet.
Shia LaBeouf's left hand was so messed up after he flipped his truck, the hand somehow became hip -- literally.
After his 1975 Checker Marathon wouldn't start yesterday he bypassed AAA and hit up the paps for help -- and while they worked on the car, the star showed off his surgery scars and explained how they rebuilt his hand with bone from his hip!
Shia smashed his car back in July. Though he was drinking and driving at the time, DUI charges were dropped.
It's been four months since he flipped his truck in that car accident, but Shia LaBeouf's hand has not healed completely. The 22-year-old was spotted in Pasadena on Wednesday, with two of his fingers wrapped in a splint.
The truck Shia LaBeouf flipped in that terrifying summer wreck can be yours -- dents, smokes, blood, and all. We've learned the Ford truck is going up for auction on eBay on Monday, with the bidding starting at $7,000. The guy who got it in an insurance auction says he wasn't even aware it was Shia's when he bought it -- but now he's looking to use its infamous past to make a profit!
Shia LaBeouf may be in the clear with the L.A. County D.A., but the people who hit his car are not. We've learned the D.A. has just charged Kimberly Bent and Herbert Simon with one count of giving false info to a police officer -- i.e., allegedly lying through their teeth.
We're told they allegedly told cops that she was the driver when in fact he was allegedly behind the wheel at the time of the crash.
Sure, the guy flipped his truck while driving drunk with his now-ex-girlfriend in the passenger seat -- but Adrian Grenier says he'd still give Shia LaBeouf a gig on his show.
The driver that transformed Shia LaBeouf's hand and F150 into mangled mess has been cited -- belatedly -- by the L.A. County Sheriff.
Simon Herbert, 21, just got a present -- a ticket for running a red light.
Shia was popped for DUI -- no charges filed yet -- but if authorities decide he was under the influence, the other driver becomes irrelevant if Shia is charged.
It's the day every other young actor in Hollywood has been dreaming of -- Shia LaBeouf won't be able to star in a Hollywood film.
The name is Shia LaBeouf. Official translation: Accident prone.
Sam Witwicky barely escapes with his life, after a death fight with Megatron. 
The driver that transformed Shia LaBeouf's hand and F150 into mangled mess has been cited -- belatedly -- by the L.A. County Sheriff.
