It sure sounded like something broke when Steve O and Tom Green started jumping around on their rap producer's $500,000 Lamborghini after a long night of clubbing in Hollywood ...
... but if you can afford that car, you sure as hell better be able to afford the repairs.
Have you ever watched "Dancing with the Stars" and thought to yourself, "Man, this show needs a guy who will staple his testicles to his thigh"? Well your wish just might come true.
TMZ has learned Steve-O (who has been sober for nine months) has verbally agreed to appear on the show next season -- and has even auditioned.
Nothing is set in stone yet -- "DWTS" usually unofficially books several stars and then makes the cut down right before they make the official announcement.
A rep for "DWTS" told us, "We never comment on casting rumors, true or false."
Now that he's six months clean and sober, former "Jackass" Steve-O is no longer pissing on red carpets -- he's changing bed pans for the elderly. Noble progress! Since his arrest and 5150 hold, Steve-O got his act together at a sober living house and has been volunteering at a nursing home. We're told Steve-O is "making old people happy."
TMZ has learned that professional jackass Steve-O has fessed up to felony coke charges -- he just changed his plea to guilty in an L.A. court.
His lawyer Barry Sands tells us that O-town decided to change his plea after making a deal with the judge: If he enrolls in a narcotics program and stands "on good behavior" -- that's probably complicated when you're talking about Steve-O -- the case will get tossed.
Steve-O's got 48 hours from today to enroll in the program -- clock's tickin'.
It's hard to say why Steve-O feels the need to risk bodily injury when someone starts to film him -- but who's complaining?
TMZ caught up with the "Jackass" star outside of Les Deux last night. He was determined to do a backflip off the hood of a car, but couldn't find anyone willing to lend him their ride. Finally, he secured a black SUV to vault off of and he pulled off the leap ... kind of.
Steve-O is the new, er, face of PETA. The jackass is taking it all off, again, but this time it's for a cause. In the new PETA ad, which will be revealed today during L.A.'s fashion week, Steve-O is getting cheeky. The ad claims he'd rather go naked than wear fur, but in all probability, he'd just rather go naked anyway.
It doesn't take a genius to know that animal cruelty is wrong, and this ad proves it.
For all you Steve-O fans out there, your wildest fantasies may actually become a reality. Your dreams of rolling with the homie for a fun-filled evening of adventure -- are just a few clicks away. Partywithastar.com is giving away a night with the jackass himself. The lucky winner will receive a two-day hotel stay, a $1000 Visa gift card, round-trip airfare and a VIP dinner! (No, the second-place winner will not receive three days with Steve-O.)
Not mentioned, but likely to be a part of the night if Steve-O's usual shenanigans are any indication -- will be sneaking into a Hollywood club, smoking funny cigarettes and maybe even visiting a local institution, like jail! Good luck!
With the usually stoned Steve-O starting a rap career, it seems almost obvious to suggest a collaboration with flying high superstar, Snoop Dogg.
Snoop was swarmed by fans and onlookers Friday night outside of Les Deux -- including Steve-O, who exclaimed, "Don't be surprised if you hear me and Snoop singing a little song about smoking two blunts!"
It remains to be seen whether that's an actual plan or just a pipe dream.
Steve-O is a lot of things -- most of which involve pot -- but "self-help guru" is not a title that comes to mind. Until now, kinda.
In his new reality show, "Dr, Steve-O," he's looking to "de-wussify America, one wussy at a time" -- which, strangely enough, is also Dr. Phil's new motto (not).
According to the casting site for the show, Steve-O is looking for people who need "an injection of COOL" to help them become "a cooler dude." And by "cooler dude" they mean a guy who can dance around with pot while in front of cops -- without getting arrested.
Steve-O rapped for the cameras, smoked (what looked like) a joint and offered photogs (what looked like) weed outside of a trendy West Hollywood hotspot last night. If it were anyone else, it might be shocking. But it's Steve-O.
The soon-to-be star of his own TV show, "Dr. Steve-O," was outside the Rainbow Bar and Grill puffing on (what looked like) a spliff, when he decided to give paps a taste of his song, "Paparazzi Beatin'," -- which is about beating up photogs who don't take his picture. Crave attention much?
Just to raise the "shock value" another notch, Steve-O then pulled out a bag of (what looked like) weed and offered the nearby lensmen (what looked like) a nugget.
A star who wants to have his picture taken and gives out (what looks like) free pot? A paparazzo's dream come true!
We've seen celebs ask photogs for gasoline, money, and directions, but this was a first -- asking the paparazzi for pot!
Steve-O, known for blazing a little herb in public, was spotted in New York City on Friday, where one photog asked him to "do something for us, crazy? Do something random!" Though the only "crazy" thing he could come up with was flashing his obscenity-covered knuckles, Steve came through when he then asked the pap if he had any weed.
The photog was unable to accommodate the "Jackass" star, forcing poor Steve-O to retreat in defeat.
Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving The Roosevelt Hotel with Steve-O -- a curious companion for someone straight out of rehab.
The "Jackass" star was seen in the backseat of Lohan's Mercedes as the fiery starlet drove off after a night at Teddy's nightclub. Also at Ted's; sultry Penelope Cruz and former "Buffy" kid-sis Michelle Trachtenberg.
Across town at Boulevard 3, Virginia Madsen, "Transamerica" star Kevin Zegers, and second man-on-the-moon Buzz Aldrin -- who repeatedly refused to sign autographs -- celebrated the release of "The Astronaut Farmer" at the after-party of the premiere.
All this and more in today's other-worldly Star Catcher.
Kevin Federline's got a trusty new sidekick -- Steve-O.
TMZ spotted the Fed-Ex and the "Jackass" star chatting, hugging and posing for photos outside Maxim Magazine's 7th Annual Super Bowl party at the Sagamore Hotel. The celeb-packed bash was also attended by Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo, a camera-shy Scarlett Johansson, Snoop Dogg, pop star wannabe Brooke Hogan and Jamie Foxx. The evening included a special performance by Fergie and Will.i.am.
The Dutchess also performed at the Ocean Drive Magazine party, performing far better than J.Lo and Marc Anthony's botched duet. Guests included tumblesome trainwreck Tara Reid, Hulk Hogan, leggy Stacey Keibler and former *NSYNCer Joey Fatone.
Check it out in this high-kicking Super Bowl edition of Star Catcher.