If the push-up video didn't convince you Justin Bieber's a hard mofo, this should do the trick -- the singer showing off his badass tats in jail ... so police could take photos of them.
The Miami Beach PD just released the pics -- presumably snapped to keep a record of Bieber's identifying marks -- and they're GANGSTA AF.
Not really ... but it's hilarious that Bieber obviously thinks so.
We can't really decide on our favorite -- it's a toss-up between the weeping Jesus face and the inexplicable Native American head (the singer once claimed he was "part Indian").
The real shocker is how Bieber can stay standing with two gold chains around his neck.
Yeah, I Speak a Little Hebrew
2/19/2014 12:35 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Terrell Suggs doesn't JUST have a Jewish star tattoo inked on his arm ... he also SPEAKS a little Hebrew -- and yesterday, the former NFL Defensive MVP proved it on camera.
Fun Fact -- Terrell kinda sorta considers himself to be Jewish ... hence the tattoo and the Jewish star chain he rocks around town.
So, when the former Super Bowl champ and 6-time Pro Bowler arrived at LAX yesterday, we had to ask if he considered himself the greatest Jewish football player of all time.
Think about it ... sure, there are some great Jewish NFLers (Sid Luckman, Harris Barton, Lyle Alzado) ... but Sizzle's resume has to put him toward the top, right?
Tatted-Up Alleged Stalker Goes Free
2/12/2014 3:50 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Paris Hilton might want to stay clear of L.A. for a while ... the man covered in Paris tattoos who was arrested in front of her house has been cut loose.
31-year-old Lukas Redanz was released Tuesday -- after authorities decided he didn't really commit a crime. But what he DID do is sure scary.
TMZ broke the story ... Redanz was busted Friday outside Paris' gated community -- his 2nd visit -- after Redanz told security he was in love with Paris and had to see her. Cops found coke on him.
The German citizen was covered in Paris tattoos and appeared wasted.
We're told the L.A. County D.A. won't charge the guy with possession -- because there was only a tiny amount of coke residue.
As for stalking ... Redanz didn't get close to Paris' house because he was stopped at the gate.
My Tat-Covered Stalker Creeps Me Out [VIDEO]
2/11/2014 12:20 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Paris Hilton says of all the stalkers she's ever had ... the guy who showed up at her L.A. home covered in Paris tats is the creepiest.
Paris put as much domestic distance as she could between the now-jailed German fan and herself. She immediately flew 2,475 miles to NYC ... where she told us the bitter cold is way better than the sunny stalker.
As we reported ... the German dude had multiple Paris tats, including one showing Paris with angel wings. He went to her house twice last week ... but was stopped both times by security. Cops came and he was busted for possession of coke.
My Stalker Came Back
He's Tatted Up with Me
2/10/2014 7:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Paris Hilton is freaked out over a German guy who flew to L.A., and made a beeline for her house -- and when cops arrested him, his body told a very scary love story.
Sources familiar with the incident tell TMZ ... the guy took a cab from LAX Thursday night and went right to Paris' house. He got to the guard gate and appeared "extremely drunk."
The man told the guard he was in love with Paris and had to see her. He was turned away but came back the next day ... again, looking extremely wasted.
This time guards called the cops and the guy was arrested for possession of coke. When cops took a close look it was downright freaky -- the guy had tattoos of Paris all over him -- tattoos of her face, her full body and another angle with angel wings coming out of her back.
The guy is in custody. We're told Paris will get a restraining order.
Dodgers Star Brian Wilson
I Got a Brand New Hand Gun
1/29/2014 10:21 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Dodgers superstar pitcher Brian Wilson's 100+ MPH right arm ain't the only gun in his arsenal anymore ... 'cause the guy just got a sweet revolver permanently inked on his non-pitching hand.
The '10 World Series champ was walking his beard out of a tattoo parlor in L.A. yesterday ... when he unholstered the freshly-inked pistol on the back of his left hand.
Wilson's already one of the most tatted up players in MLB ... but unfortunately, this one's going to get covered up by his glove while he's on the mound.
Either way, it's pretty awesome.
Clipping Her Angel Wings
1/28/2014 6:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Amanda Bynes' road to recovery includes one big cosmetic change ... removing an angelic tattoo from her body.
Amanda's been working out a ton lately -- hitting the gym and doing some power walking -- and she's also slowly erasing a pair of angel wings from her right forearm.
The tattoo -- which was prominent during her blue wig days -- is faded in recent shots of Amanda walking around her parents' neighborhood in Thousand Oaks, CA ... where she's been living since getting out of a rehab facility last month.
Change ... it does a body good.
I Got America Tatted on My Canadian Bod
11/30/2013 11:31 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Justin Bieber didn't let his Canadianness get in the way of a bad ass tattoo ... 'cause the singer just got a symbol of American pride inked on his body.
Bieb got the ink job done after a concert last night in Sydney, Australia ... opting for an eagle tattoo on his left shoulder.
The singer posted photos of the session -- and we're no ornithologists, but best we can tell ... it's a bald eagle.
Sooo ... the USA just gave Biebs the bird?
Weed Dealer Committed To Justin For Life
10/18/2013 10:07 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Justin Bieber has friends in high places ... like a self-described celebrity weed dealer who has inked the tiny singer on his arm.
The pic was taken at Justin's Calabasas house at midnight. Justin is posing with the tattooee -- Milk Tyson, who claims to cater to the weed needs of the stars.
Here's what's interesting ... Justin posted the pic on his Instagram this AM ... and almost instantly removed it. BTW, the other guys on Milk's arm are Quincy Brown, Alfredo Flores, and a self-loving Milk.
Is this proof Justin is a weed enthusiast? Duh.
Hebrew Eyelid Tattoo
... On My Christian Face
10/4/2013 3:31 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
For you non-Jews (or you Jews that can't read Hebrew) the tattoo says, "Shekhinah" -- which essentially translates to mean God's presence on Earth.
... at least, that's what we think it means (sorry, it's Friday so our rabbis aren't picking up their phones).
Head joins Hollywood's elite celebrity face-tattoo club -- alongside people like Mike Tyson, Gucci Mane, Lil Wayne and the Game.
Give Me a Multiple Murder Case!
9/24/2013 8:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Charlie Sheen just showed up for jury duty in Los Angeles, and tells TMZ he's praying for a multiple murder case.
Charlie showed up in rare form ... bragging about the new tattoo on his arm -- which is actually pretty awesome.
So we gotta ask ...
'Big Time Rush' Singer
Check Out My New
8/14/2013 12:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
"Big Time Rush" lead singer Kendall Schmidt has taken the phrase "man's best friend" to a whole new level -- by tattooing the face of his dog Sissy on his back ... and TMZ has the photographic proof.
Sources close to Sissy -- Kendall's adorable Boston Terrier -- tell TMZ ... the singer immortalized the pooch's mug onto the left side of his back a few weeks ago at Smith Street Tattoo in Brooklyn.
We're told the ink job took about an hour and was pretty painful -- but it won't be his last ... especially if he ever gets another dog.
He's a Sleeve
To His Fans
8/2/2013 8:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Justin Bieber came out smelling -- and looking -- like a rose in NYC after hitting up a tattoo parlor for fresh ink last night.
Justin's left arm is one step closer to a full sleeve today ... after getting a blooming rose on his elbow to fill in an awkward bare spot.
The Biebs was even nice enough to pose for pics with some fans waiting outside the ink shop.
Still ... we gotta give him 3 douche points for the sunglasses at night.