"Bachelor" winner Shayne Lamas just treated her unborn fetus to its very first NUDE photo shoot ... and TMZ has the pics.

Lamas is weeks away from giving birth to her first child ... fathered by TheDirty.com honcho Nik Richie ... and before she pops, Shayne made sure to capture the beauty of pregnancy in all its stark naked glory.

As TMZ first reported, the couple hasn't announced the sex of the child -- but they've already picked out the name ... Press.

WHICH IS MORE SHOCKING -- that pregnant "Bachelor" winner Shayne Lamas is going to name her kid PRESS ... or that her unborn child is about sign a deal with a talent agency ... from inside the womb??!?!?

TMZ has learned ... Shayne and her hubby -- TheDirty.com honcho Nik Richie -- are in talks with a management company called Z Group -- which has made a formal offer to represent the baby ... even though it's still TWO MONTHS away from being born.

According to the contract, the company would get 15% of whatever the kid makes in an entertainment job ... including writer, editor, performer, musician artist, etc.

As for the name -- well, it's fitting -- because there's nothing that Shayne and Nik love more than PRESS.

The bad blood between cast members on "Bachelor Pad" has spilled into real life ... so says one of the losers who claims Graham Bunn punched him in the face at a nightclub this week.

TMZ spoke with Justin Rego (aka Rated-R) -- who was eliminated from the reality show last month ... who says he was hanging out at the wrap party at a Hollywood nightclub Wednesday night when all hell broke loose.

According to Rego, two other members of the show -- Graham Bunn and Blake Julian -- had gotten into an argument ... and it started to become physical.

Rego says he went to break up the fight -- when Graham punched him in the nose ... and he started to bleed. Sources at the club tell us security rushed over to the scene and escorted Graham out of the building.

Justin tells us he does not plan on pressing charges -- but says he's still pretty pissed off at Graham. A rep for Graham tells TMZ, "It was nothing -- just boys being boys.”

Last season's "BIg Brother" "Bachelor Pad" winners David Good and Natalie Getz soaked up the sun, drinks and their fellow former cast mates at Nikki Beach at the Tropicana in Vegas this weekend.

They're like one big half-naked family.

Former "Bachelor" hunk Jake Pavelka seemed genuinely shocked to hear his former fiancée Vienna Girardi got a nose job -- he's probably too busy with his new GF, Virgin Mobile hottie Sarah Carrol, to notice.


Sarah laid claim to Jake as her man, scoffing on the way in to Katsuya last night, "I don't think they talk any more!"

The girl knows how to mark her territory.

Vienna Girardi's stint on "The Bachelor" has landed her some work ... on her nose.



After tweeting about getting rhinoplasty yesterday, the 25-year-old showed off her bandaged schnoz at LAX on Friday.

Nice job.

A former Bachelor contestant who is now a producer for Ryan Seacrest is suing a guy who allegedly ran over her foot in a Mercedes, and she says the accident is ruining her life.



Sarah Schnare claims last April she was standing next to a car driven by Sam Magid -- a guy who invests in projects involving comic books that are turned into movies.  According to the lawsuit, Sarah was standing at the passenger window of Sam's Mercedes jeep when the vehicle moved, knocking her to the ground. 

But it gets worse.  Sarah claims when she was on the ground, the jeep ran over her right foot, breaking 6 bones.


Sarah tells TMZ ... she hasn't been able to work on Ryan's radio show since April.  Her employer is not Ryan, it's Clear Channel, and the company put her on unpaid leave.

Sarah -- who worked on "Larry King Live" before moving on to Ryan -- says Sam's insurance company refuses to front her any money for the multiple surgeries, lost wages and other expenses she's had to incur as a result of the injuries.

We could not reach Sam for comment.

With rumors of their breakup swirling, "Bachelor" star Brad Womack's chosen bride-to-be Emily Maynard was spotted at the airport in Charlotte on Thursday still wearing her huge engagement ring.


Their love is rock solid.

Gloria Allred just told TMZ ... she doesn't believe the woman who slapped "Bachelor" Brad Womack should be prosecuted for criminal battery.


Gloria says the slap is different from the Amber Portwood case. She says the Amber situation involved "multiple violent and physical fights in the presence of their baby daughter." Gloria calls Chantal O'Brien's slap "an isolated instance" with no significant injuries. 

But how 'bout this ... Mel Gibson is being investigated for a self-admitted isolated slap (though Oksana lost 2 veneers).

As for "The Bachelor," Gloria says, "Sex and violence are often used to sell and promote shows." Gloria calls the slap "a promotional vehicle."

ABC is promoting "The Bachelor" with a slap to the face by a contestant, but the victim tells TMZ he  doesn't want her prosecuted.



You probably saw Brad Womack take a slap to the face, when he was greeted by Chantal O'Brien, who glibly told him she was delivering a violent message on behalf of all the scorned women in America.

So if Amber Portwood gets prosecuted for beating on her boyfriend, what's the difference? 

Brad tells TMZ, "I think Chantal was just trying to make a statement about my past behavior and make a strong first impression, which she did. " 

Brad adds, "I think what Chantal did was a light-hearted gesture which I took as such.  I do not condone violence in any relationship, nor would I keep someone around who I felt truly wished to do me harm."

As Brad left the premiere party last night -- he told us the slap was, "very real and very hard." Brad also told us he didn't want Chantal prosecuted because he "deserved" it.

So what do you think? 


 

Former "Bachelor" vixen Rozlyn Papa pooled her resources in Vegas recently -- and by the looks of it, the 29-year-old ex-reality star is still extremely well-endowed.


Despite the recent recession, the "Bachelor" reject flaunted her sizable assets at The Beach Club pool at the Hard Rock Resort & Casino over the weekend ... and even paid a lady friend some serious lip service.

Ain't nothing subprime about that -- props to Officialimage.com for the pics.