Kourtney Kardashian flew back to L.A. for North West's Kidchella birthday bash ... and we're told she left Scott Disick behind to teach him a lesson ... but it didn't work.
Disick didn't stew over the snub -- he had a belated birthday party at 1Oak in the Hamptons where he sprayed champagne on fellow partygoers.
We're told Kourtney believed Scott would feel the burn ... especially since North's party was thrown in Scott and Kourtney's backyard. The tension revolves around Scott's propensity for partying and leaving the family in the dust.
Kourtney gave Scott's plane ticket to a nanny ... again, a not-so-subtle insult that seemed lost on Scott.
Kourtney is pregnant with kid #3. So who's foolish now?
1st Birthday Bash
6/22/2014 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
North West celebrated her 1st birthday with a pint-sized Coachella bash ... complete with multiple stages for various performers, glow sticks and moccasins ... you get the references, right?
The shindig -- which Kim Kardashian and Kanye West called Kidchella -- was held in Kourtney Kardashian's backyard and it was filled with festival-goers.
Guests were greeted with tie-dyed wrist bands and then roamed the grounds where they entered various booths -- set up like teepees -- and were treated to hair-braiding, face-painting, tie-dyed T-shirts and bandanas.
But wait ... there's more. The 2 stages featured performances by Jaden Smith and Kylie Jenner.
And there were Churro stands, snow cones and cotton candy machines.
As for the party favors -- custom Yeezus T-Shirts.
It definitely beats Chuck E. Cheese.
I'll Party My Ass Off
And Make $50K
6/21/2014 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Scott Disick has taken partying to a whole new level ... and this time its going to line his pockets in a big way.
We found out ... Disick agreed to host a patriotic booze fest July 5th at Harrah's Pool After Dark in Atlantic City ... and will rake in around $50K.
We're told Scott signed the deal last week ... around the same time Kourtney threw him out of their Hamptons house following a nuclear argument over his propensity for partying.
Fun fact: The last time Scott hosted at the club was May 2012 ... when he blew off Kourtney's baby shower for the pool party.
No Parents Required ...
Ballin' Out Solo in First Class
6/20/2014 5:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Rolls First Class
6/20/2014 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kim Kardashian's 1-year-old baby is a full-on baller, flying 1st class from NYC to L.A. with nannies, an assistant, Kanye's aunt, a nurse and a security guard ... then whisked off the plane by Delta personnel and escorted home in a chauffeur-driven Porsche Panamera waiting for her on the tarmac.
North West did not fly with her mom or dad. Kanye was in France and flew to Miami. Kim flew to New York with North but then left for France for a day ... so mom and daughter flew back home separately.
And no Ubers for North. She rolled up to JFK in Kanye's Maserati and was greeted by her people.
Sure beats Chuck E. Cheese.
Hey Kanye, No Problemo
You Trashed Me!
6/19/2014 9:46 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Annie Leibovitz has decided to address Kanye West's attack on her ... problem is, she wussed out.
You'll recall Kanye trashed Annie for bailing on shooting their wedding right before the vows. Kanye said she was just "afraid of celebrity." A weird comment, since Annie has become world famous for shooting celebs.
So ... Annie's just sent us a long, rambling statement which also contains comments from Kanye -- and it never directly addresses the "afraid of celebrity" comment.
The rep says Kanye was frustrated he couldn't "collaborate with Annie" but he's not blaming her for bailing .... even though his comment sure sounds like blame.
The rep says, "Unbeknownst to Kanye, she was never confirmed." Annie's rep adds, "she would have loved to have taken their wedding portrait and was disappointed it didn't happen."
And get this ... the statement says Annie is responsible for shooting Kim and Kanye's Vogue cover, but she's "not known to shoot weddings." It sounds like she wasn't really into doing it in the first place."
And get this BJ ... Kanye says, "The most-liked Instagram photo of all time, shot by Annie Leibovitz. Oh, I'm sorry for dreaming out loud. Again."
Scott & Kourtney
Guess Who's Back?
6/18/2014 2:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Days after being kicked to the curb by Kourtney Kardashian, serial partier Scott Disick returned to the scene ... hitting up a beach in the Hamptons with Kourt and their 2 kids.
As TMZ first reported, Kourtney tossed Scott out of their rented Hamptons home over the weekend ... once again fed up with his constant partying.
Of course, we're told reality cameras were rolling throughout that incident -- so, it's a safe bet they were somewhere near the beach too.
Sooo ... you've just seen an episode of "Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons."
In 'Lifestyles' Audition
6/18/2014 12:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Scott Disick was only slightly better than Kendall Jenner when it came to reading a teleprompter ... for his big audition to host the new "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous."
TMZ got hold of the audition tape -- shot last year -- for the panned Style Network show. It's painful to watch his deer-in-the-headlights read. At one point his pitch gets so high you can almost hear the fine china break in the dining room hutch.
Suffice it to say ... Scott didn't get the gig. It went to Nick Cannon. Problem is ... the Style Network went under ... and the show mercifully never saw the light of air.
J.Lo & Kim K.
Two OTHER Ways
To Judge & Objectify Them
6/18/2014 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Over Wedding Photo
6/17/2014 8:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kanye West says famed photographer Annie Leibovitz practically RUINED his honeymoon with Kim Kardashian ... because they had to spend days fixing the now-famous floral wall wedding pic.
Annie was supposed to shoot the pic but she pulled out entirely the day before the wedding. Kanye says she claimed she was "afraid of celebrity" -- a weird statement because Annie's brand is all about celebrity.
Nonetheless ... the pic was taken but not perfected, and Kanye says he and Kim spent 4 days -- yes, 4 DAYS -- screwing with the pic because the flowers were "off color."
Kanye -- speaking at a conference in Cannes -- says the extra work pissed off Kim during their honeymoon, saying ... "She was exhausted because we worked on the photo so much."
The photo ended up being the most popular pic ever on Instagram -- almost 2 million likes and 35,000 comments.
Kim K. vs. J.Lo
Let's Debate the Front
for a Change ... Shall We?
6/17/2014 6:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
With their equally legendary backsides already enshrined in the Hall of Fame, Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez each wore outfits on Monday that showed off their commonly overshadowed cleavage.
First we have Kim (left) in New York City after having dinner with her sister Kourtney, and then J.Lo (right) appearing on 'The Tonight Show.'
The question is ...
Throws Scott to the Curb
6/17/2014 12:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Scott Disick had a rough Father's Day weekend ... Kourtney Kardashian threw him out of their Hamptons summer rental ... TMZ has learned.
Our Kardashian sources say Kourtney was pissed off at Scott for constantly leaving his family to party. They got into a nuclear argument at the beginning of the weekend which ended when she ordered him to leave the house.
We're told the conflict is ongoing -- Scott likes to party and Kourtney likes to stay home with their kids. Kourtney is especially upset because when Scott drinks and parties it often ends badly ... with Scott arguing and fighting with others.
Kourtney instagrammed Scott on Father's Day, saying, "Thanks for being a loving daddy more than anything else." It's unclear if she's being sarcastic.
It's unclear if Kourtney has let Scott back in yet ... but one source says this happens a lot, "Same old s**t. They fight, get back together, he parties, she doesn't like it."
BTW ... some of the fight was caught on tape for their reality show. Big shock, huh?
Gets 'Me Time' for Father's Day
Famous Kids Too Busy
6/15/2014 2:35 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Bruce Jenner got the gift of peace and quiet for Father's Day -- whether he wanted it or not -- because his celeb spawn are busy making money.
Bruce was flying solo when he hit up Starbucks in Malibu Sunday morning looking bored -- or maybe just well rested.
Instead of doing brunch with dad ... Kendall and Kylie Jenner are in Toronto to host the Much Music Awards tonight.
And Brody Jenner is hosting a pool party in Atlantic City.
Don't feel too bad for Bruce ... Kendall posted a pic this week saying the family celebrated Father's Day early with a few rounds of golf -- and don't forget, he has 3 other biological kids AND the K sisters to bug hang with today.