Actually, those critics are getting kinda loud.
Kim & Kanye
5/30/2014 11:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Make no mistake about it ... Kanye West is full out MAN DOWN!!!
After hitting up Paris, Florence and Ireland, the Kim Kardashian and Kanye wedding/honeymoon extravaganza landed in Prague ... where the newlyweds stepped out in matching black leather.
Kanye sported a fairly massive wedding band as the couple made their way to dinner ... making it clear to anyone and everyone ... he's taken.
But make no mistake ... Kim's is bigger.
Nearly Runs Over Photographers
Leaving the Gym
5/30/2014 5:53 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Rob Kardashian plowed his SUV through a crowd of aggressive paparazzi -- none of whom work for TMZ -- as he exited an L.A. gym Thursday ... and you could clearly hear his car make contact with at least one of the shooters.
The situation was a mess from the beginning -- the photogs were gathered right in front of the exit driveway and forced Rob to make a decision ... stop and be shot ... or GO. GO. GO.
He went with Option 2.
The photogs refused to move at first, playing a game of chicken with the SUV -- only getting out of the way when it was clear Rob had no intentions of slowing down. Still, they hammered Rob with questions about Kim's wedding and his weight issues.
Eventually, Rob made it through the swarm and drove off without saying a word. So far, we haven't heard of anyone complaining of injuries.
Alright, Alright ...
I'm Down to Cut Weight
5/28/2014 5:46 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Lana Del Rey
I Didn't Get a Dime
to Sing at Kimye's Wedding
5/28/2014 10:57 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Lana Del Rey shot down the ridiculous rumor she scored an insane pay day for singing at Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kanye West ... telling TMZ she did it for nothing.
One report had Lana's fee at a whopping $2.8 million ... but this afternoon at LAX, a very friendly Del Rey told our photog she didn't receive a dime.
Lana also explains WHY she performed gratis, and the good news is -- there's a slim chance she could do the same for you.
Vows to Dump the Plump
After Wedding Meltdown
5/28/2014 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Rob Kardashian is determined to drop his considerable gut after fleeing Kimye's wedding in fat shame ... vowing to hit the gym EVERY DAY until he sees his toes again, Rob's trainer tells TMZ.
Celeb trainer Gunnar Peterson tells us ... Rob texted him when he arrived back from Italy, where he bailed on Kimye's wedding because he felt too fat to pose for family photographs.
Gunnar says Rob's text was clear as crystal -- he wanted to hit the ground running ... literally ... posting up workouts every day this week, and continuing the intensity until the fat is gone.
As we reported, Rob's gym regimen hit a lull before Kim's wedding -- he worked out just a couple times a week -- but we're told Rob is now determined to get his old body back.
Gunnar tells us ... he will show Rob no mercy -- he'll endure a full hour of high-intensity full body exercises, cardio, resistance training ... the whole hog -- daily.
Gunnar tells us ... "Rob is locked and loaded" ... and NOT with cheeseburgers.
I Got a Deluxe Apartment
In the Sky!
5/27/2014 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
18-year-old Kendall Jenner just bought a place that's almost certainly nicer than yours ... a spectacular condo in an insanely exclusive area of L.A. ... and she paid for it herself!
We've learned Kendall is now the proud owner of a 2 bedroom, 2.5 bath condo in a high-rise building near Westwood ... with a jetliner view of L.A. She paid $1,399,000, and got a $910,000 mortgage.
The building is awesome. It has a 24-hour valet, a concierge and doorman, heated pool, fitness center, catering kitchen, social room, card room and wine storage.
Kendall's unit has Subzero and Viking appliances.
Kris Jenner is listed on the docs, but we know the unit is for Kendall and we're told she paid with her own money.
BTW ... the realtor for the sale is Farrah Aldjufrie ... the daughter of Kyle Richards. It's her first big sale.
Everyone's movin' on up.
Kardashians Will Be Cash Cows
5/27/2014 7:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The mayor of ritzy Southampton has beef with "Keeping Up with The Kardashians" -- claiming producers lied to him -- but he also knows the family's about to help his town make bank, and as they say ... money talks.
Mark Epley tells TMZ he was initially told by producers Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian would NOT be opening a new Dash in his town while filming there this summer, but it turns out a pop-up store is in the works. He says he has no problem with it -- he just wishes producers hadn't lied.
Epley says some residents are worried about possible traffic issues with the Kardashians in town, but he thinks the financial gain from the exposure will be huge -- record sales for Dash, and a sales boost for neighboring businesses.
As for reports the Kardashians are getting their space rent-free ... Epley says that's not true.
As TMZ first reported, the Ks had quite a difficult time finding a place to live in the Hamptons for the summer ... with most of the town refusing to rent to them.
They should've gone to the mayor from the beginning.
Kim & Kanye
1ST KISS ...
5/27/2014 8:05 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
When in France (or Italy) ... don't French Kiss ... at least, not for your first smooch as man and wife.
Kim just posted a couple of pics from the big event -- including a shot from the moment Kanye was told, "You may kiss the bride" ... and it was closed mouths all the way.
Mrs. West also posted a pic of the happy couple walking down the aisle after tying the knot -- with baby North looking on.
Not Pictured: Rob Kardashian.
The Party's Over
Family Returns to the U.S.
5/26/2014 12:55 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Khloe Kardashian ditched the family and returned to the U.S. today by herself -- arriving in NYC after Kim and Kanye's wedding.
We're guessing Khloe's just on the East Coast for work (whatever that means for the Kardashians) -- and not fleeing the fam a la Rob.
Meanwhile, Kris and Bruce Jenner flew non-stop from Paris to LAX ... along with Kylie, Kendall ... and, of course, granddaughter North.
Kris was pushing North's stroller as they left the terminal moments ago ... with the usual crush of cameras.
After all that fanfare in Europe ... nothing's changed back home.
Mini Kim & Mini Kanye
We're Just A Lil' Married
5/26/2014 9:04 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding may have been the biggest ... but we've got the lil'-ist.
Mini Kim and Mini Kanye tied the knot at Beacher's Madhouse Saturday at the MGM Grand in Vegas.
It was star-studded ... Mini Gaga, Mini Britney and Mini Miley all looked on as a mini-preacher officiated. Jeff Beacher was front and center throwing his weight around -- taking on the role of Rob Kardashian.
It wasn't a legally binding ceremony, of course ... it was all for show. Just like Kim and Kanye's.
Watch the video to see how Mini Kanye consummates the wedding.
Please, No Photos!
Fled Wedding Over Family Pics
5/25/2014 1:35 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The reason Rob Kardashian ditched his big sister Kim's wedding was simple ... he didn't want to take wedding pics because of his weight gain.
Sources close to the Kardashian clan tell TMZ ... Rob has become so insecure and depressed about his appearance ... he refused to be in the family wedding pics, despite his family's encouragement.
We're told the Kardashians were heartbroken and tried to support Rob, saying he doesn't look bad ... but he still wasn't down to pose
Things got heated because the more they insisted, the more Rob dug in his heels ... and eventually he made the call to fly home alone.
Fabulous Nose Pickers Welcome
5/25/2014 9:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Only one guest at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding truly touched the couple -- with a booger finger -- and still got the nod.
We were shocked to see this pic of ex-Vogue honcho Andre Leon Talley (sweet cape) leaving Florence with all of Kimye's other wedding guests Sunday morning ... considering his nose pick faux pas with K & K at the Met Gala a few weeks ago.
Ya can't say Kim holds a grudge -- and we ain't sayin' Andre's a golddigger, but ...