Lindsay Lohan is going full Brit -- committing so fully to life across the pond that she blew off her little brother Cody's high school graduation ... TMZ has learned.
17-year-old Cody celebrated graduation with Dina, Ali, Michael Jr., and his grandma over the weekend in Long Island -- but 2 people were noticeably missing ... LiLo and good ole daddy dearest, Michael Sr.
While her bro was doing the cap and gown thing -- Linds was exactly where she's been for weeks now ... chilling in London. She's been posting selfies all over the town, and spotted clubbing and shopping.
Michael Lohan's excuse for ditching on Cody? He tells TMZ, his infant son Landon was hospitalized with a high fever -- and since baby mama Kate Major's in jail right now ... he couldn't make it to NY.
Ripped in DWI Case ...
You're This Close to Being a Killer
6/3/2014 8:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Dina Lohan was sentenced today on Long Island in her DWI case, but the judge delivered his harshest words to Dina after the fact ... saying she was lucky she didn't kill anyone.
Lohan pled guilty to DWI and speeding ... and was ordered to complete 100 hours of community service and had her license revoked for a year. Once she can drive, she'll have an interlock device installed on her car for another year.
But after Judge Engel handed down the sentence, he had rough words for Dina, saying, "The only person responsible for this ordeal is Miss Lohan. She is just lucky nobody was killed. She may not be as lucky next time"
Upon hearing that, Dina replied, "There will not be a next time."
That should be the Lohan family motto.
Our Father, Who Art a Deadbeat
Ordered to Pay Up or Be Arrested
5/31/2014 12:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Dina Lohan's prayers have just been answered -- TMZ has learned, a judge just ordered Michael Lohan to fork over back child support to cover his son Cody's Catholic school education ... or a warrant will be issued for his arrest.
We're told Michael has until July to pay up. Dina claims he owes $20,000, legal docs say it's only $3,800 ... and Michael claims he's OVERpaid his ex.
Now let us pray ...
Michael Lohan, who art a deadbeat (allegedly)
Shallow be thy fame
Don't look so glum
And don't try to run
Because if you don't pay your damn bills already, you'll end up in jail again.
Give your kids their monthly bread (money)
And they'll forgive your trespasses,
As you forgive Kate Major, who trespasses against you.
And lead yourself not into temptation,
but deliver yourself from evil.
Seriously, enough already.
Michael and Dina
Drag Catholic Church
Into Custody War
5/22/2014 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Michael Lohan's gonna have to say lots of Hail Marys -- and fork over lots of cash -- if a judge orders him to ante up thousands for his kid's Catholic school education ... but Michael says it's just more Dina BS.
Dina Lohan filed new court docs -- obtained by TMZ -- claiming Michael refuses to pay for Lindsay's brother, Cody.
Dina grouses ... Michael hasn't paid a dime, even though they were supposed to split the $10K/year tuition. Dina says she covered the first 3 years -- $30K -- but wants Michael to ante up for Cody's senior year.
But Michael's says poppycock ... telling TMZ he already gave Dina 30 grand for the school and a car for Cody. Plus, he says he's given her $1,500 a month for the last two years. And he says he's given daughter Ali $35K over the past year for an NYC apartment.
Michael says what is especially galling ... Dina blew around $10K on trips to visit her boyfriend in Texas.
Who knew she had a BF.
Lindsay Was Bait for Fake Biz Deals
... Claims Investor
5/21/2014 12:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Michael Lohan scammed a 20-year-old guy out of $50,000 by using Lindsay Lohan to lure him into dumping money into two phony businesses ... so says the guy, who's now suing Michael.
According to court docs obtained by TMZ ... Jason Squatriglia claims Lohan convinced him to sink the $50K into a new cleaning product and a reality TV show called "Racing With the Stars."
Shocker ... neither project ever took off, according to the suit.
Squatriglia told the NYPost ... Michael loved to talk about Lindsay's career as a "big movie star" -- and dangled it to convince Jason it was safe to invest even more dough.
In the suit, Squatriglia claims MiLo took his cash and ran -- he's gotten ZERO back on the investment. He's suing to get back the 50 grand, plus $500K in damages.
Michael tells TMZ he never introduced Lindsay to Jason or insinuated she would be involved in their dealings -- and he's adamant ... he doesn't owe squat to Mr. Squat.
8 Months in Jail
For Screwing Up
5/19/2014 12:57 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The judge just threw the book at Michael Lohan's baby mama Kate Major -- sentencing her to 8 months in jail for being a really drunk scofflaw.
Major was hauled off to lockup in Palm Beach Monday after pleading guilty. The DUI conviction triggered a probation violation, stemming from Major's 2012 battery case ... when she allegedly attacked a police officer in Boca Raton.
As a result, the judge revoked Major's probation and sentenced her to 8 months in jail ... with 70 days credit for time served. Major will begin serving the balance of her jail time immediately.
As we reported, Major was arrested for DUI in March ... the arrest video is legendary.
5/12/2014 9:17 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kate Major had to be rushed from her Florida rehab facility to a local hospital after suffering a seizure ... TMZ has learned.
According to our sources, the episode went down early Monday morning. We're told Michael Lohan's baby mama had a seizure and complained of chest pains and was taken to JFK Medical Center near West Palm Beach.
Major was ordered back to rehab by a judge earlier this year following a DUI arrest.
She had a similar incident in 2011 when she was also taken to the hospital from rehab after suffering a seizure.
2:04 PM PT -- We're told Kate has been admitted to the hospital for treatment for an erratic heartbeat.
I HAD A MISCARRIAGE
During My Reality Show
4/20/2014 8:35 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Lindsay Lohan says she suffered a miscarriage during the taping of her reality show.
Lohan dropped the bombshell during the final episode of the OWN show Sunday night ... when asked to reflect on her experience with the reality show.
"No one knows this," Lohan said ... "I had a miscarriage for those two weeks that I took off.”
She continued, "It's a very long story, but that's why on the show when it says she doesn't want to come down, I couldn't move, I was sick. Mentally, that messes with you."
Lindsay did not identify the FATHER of the child.
to DWI, Speeding
4/15/2014 8:40 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Dina Lohan has something in common with her daughter Lindsay now ... after she pled guilty this morning to aggravated DWI and speeding in a Long Island courtroom ... TMZ has learned.
According to courtroom sources, Lohan must do 100 hours of community service. She is expected to have her license revoked and an interlock device will be installed in her vehicle.
We're told she must also attend a mandatory drinking and driving program, a victim impact panel and also pay the necessary fines and fees.
As TMZ previously reported, Lohan was busted last September with a blood alcohol level twice the legal limit.
DUI Dash Cam Video
Lots of Crying, But No ABCs
3/18/2014 9:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Kate Major's DUI arrest last week began with a big lie, ended with her in cuffs, and featured A LOT OF CRYING in between.
As TMZ first reported, Major was busted for driving under the influence near her home in Florida following a blowout argument with boyfriend Michael Lohan.
THE INTERVIEW + FIRST TEST
The newly-released dashcam video begins after officers have pulled Major over and begun questioning her. When asked if she had been drinking ... Major flat out says no. As TMZ first reported, Major's BAC was .243 ... more than three times the legal limit in Florida.
Right when the officer began to conduct his first field sobriety test, Major began to break down crying.
WALK THE LINE AND ALPHABET TEST
Major was then given a walking test, which she seemed to do well on ... only the officer had not told her to start walking yet.
Then came the alphabet test ... which Major struggled with MAJORLY. She absolutely could not get past the letter V.
Once Major was done failing tests, the officer placed her under arrest and the waterworks began again BIG TIME.
Major was in court this morning where a judge ordered her to go to an in-patient rehab facility. When she gets out, she'll be forced to wear a tracking device.
Major will be released from jail some time in the next day or so, once she posts the $16,000 bond.
Michael Lohan to Son
Mommy's in Jail Again ...
We're Going to Court
3/14/2014 7:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Another fun photo for the Lohan Family album ... Michael Lohan showed up to court this morning in Florida for baby mama Kate Major's arraignment ... pushing their young child in a stroller.
As TMZ first reported, Major was arrested Thursday night after she got into a huge fight with Lohan, tried to drive away ... but crashed and got busted for DUI.
According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, the officer on the scene asked Major to perform SIX field sobriety tests ... and she didn't pass a single one.
When asked to touch her finger to her nose, the report says ... "Major missed the tip of her nose on her second, third, fourth, and fifth attempts. Touching her nostril on her second, third, and fourth attempts, and touching the space between her nose and upper lip on her fifth attempt."
As for reciting the alphabet -- "On her first attempt she gave the sequence LMX twice and spoke at a really fast pace. On her second attempt she did not keep her eyes closed and got stuck on the letter V. Major was never able the recite the alphabet from A to Z."
Police say her BAC was .243 -- more than 3 times the legal limit. According to the report, she fittingly told police, "I know I have a drinking problem."
Major was arraigned on the DUI charge, plus a battery charge for the fight with Lohan. She'll be in jail until her next hearing ... on Tuesday.
Michael Lohan's GF
Busted for DUI
After Allegedly Smacking Him Around
3/13/2014 6:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Call it the rematch ... Michael Lohan and Kate Major had another blowout fight tonight -- but this one ended with her in handcuffs for DUI ... TMZ has learned.
Michael claims they were in a nasty argument at their home in FL when she hit him multiple times in the face.
We're told Lohan called 911, and just as cops arrived ... Kate was fleeing in her car.
She didn't get far -- according to law enforcement, Kate crashed into some bushes near the house ... and was busted for allegedly driving intoxicated.
We're told she's still in custody, and getting booked for DUI ... and possibly domestic battery.
Less than a month ago Kate locked herself in a bedroom, and claimed Michael was trying to break down the door while brandishing a knife.
Police responded to calm the sitch, but no one was arrested ... that time.
2/25/2014 1:32 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Lindsay Lohan just kicked a nanny's ass.
A nanny sued Lindsay -- claiming she was pushing a baby stroller in West Hollywood when LiLo recklessly drove her Maserati smack into her -- but she just folded like the cheap suit she takes to the dry cleaners.
TMZ broke the story ... Nubia Del Carmen Preza filed the lawsuit back in 2012 for personal injuries -- the baby was not hurt. But the case lingered and the nanny just threw in the towel ... that she uses to clean the kitchen.
The nanny has now dropped the lawsuit altogether ... and sources tell us the Nanny didn't get anything ... not even 99 cents that she could use at a discount store.