5/23/2013 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Rihanna
Sweet Ass
Revenge on Chris Brown

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Dear Rihanna,
Please provide Chris Brown frequent Instagram reminders of what he's no longer tapping -- such as your barely covered ass -- since he was stupid enough to break up with you.
Love,
The Internet (and everyone who uses it)

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5/22/2013 5:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Justin Bieber
Let's Party!!
Just Sign Here, Please

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Justin Bieber wants to party with you as soon as you sign a contract to ensure you never, ever say a word about partying with him -- because silence may be golden, but talking could cost you millions!

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5/22/2013 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Robert Pattinson
Moving Out?
Upon Further Review ...

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Robert Pattinson shoved a bunch of crap into his truck -- making lots of people think he's ditching Kristen Stewart ... which sparked a battle between two detectives. Self-deputized, but still ... detectives. Sorta.

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5/21/2013 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Eva Longoria
My Lady Parts Won
Best Picture at Cannes

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Eva Longoria didn't win an award at the Cannes Film Festival -- but based on her wardrobe malfunction ... Eva clearly deserves consideration for the hardware. What's a girl gotta show do for a trophy, anyway?

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5/18/2013 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Ja Rule to O.J.
This is How You Get
YOKED in the Pen

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Ja Rule and O.J. Simpson both gained a ton of weight in prison -- but one looks like The Rock ... and the other looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy.

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5/17/2013 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Rob Kardashian
This Weight Loss Thing ...
It's a Process

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Rob Kardashian might need a new workout plan ... or diet plan -- or both. Despite the fact we've seen him busting his ass all over town, he can't seem to lose it.

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5/16/2013 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Wiz Khalifa
Gives High Sign
At the Airport

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You might think rapper Wiz Khalifa is high all the time -- but if you ask one LAX employee with a keen nose, there's no thinking about it ... he definitely is. Breathe deep!

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5/15/2013 5:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Disneyland
Where it PAYS
To Be Disabled

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Disneyland's incredibly long lines can easily be cut -- if you're willing to rent pay a disabled person! And if you are ... you're the worst person in the world. Or the smartest. Depends.

Those lines are pretty long.

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5/15/2013 12:05 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Danity Kane Reunion
Diddy Be Damned
They're Doing This

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Aubrey O'Day and her Danity Kane pals gave their fans some great news -- they're getting back together! Now the big question: will Diddy, their creator and destroyer, be excited?

Smaller side question: what's a Danity Kane?

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5/14/2013 5:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

O.J. Simpson
Huge in Prison

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O.J. Simpson must be the only guy in history to like prison food -- because the convicted armed robber/alleged killer has put on a ton of weight in the pen. Hey, hey, hey, it's ... 

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5/14/2013 12:02 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Jason Collins
Hitching Ride with
Lance's Welcome Wagon

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Jason Collins -- the first active pro athlete to come out as gay -- has already hooked up with a new posse, led by none other than Lance Bass! Teamwork is fabulous, ain't it?

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