Sure, he may have been the greatest mind in all of human history, but how can Albert Einstein possibly compete with a picture of a D-list celeb's bloated belly?
The famous tongue wagging pic of Einstein has just been auctioned off for $74,324 to a bidder in Long Island, NY. To put Einstein's theory of relativity into practice: Tori Spelling reportedly sold her pregnancy pics for $250,000.
E = .29Tori.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Tori Spelling
To all the haters who say she's got an eating disorder, Tori Spelling has one thing to say: She's been at the same weight since she was 16 ... well, except when she was knocked up.
Filed under: Let's Get This Party Started, Tori Spelling
Tori Spelling's baby Stella Doreen McDermott was her most photographed accessory last night -- but are all those flashbulbs good for a 10-month-old baby?
At least her older son Liam got some protection with sunglasses.
Filed under: Kids, Tori Spelling
There are a lot of perks to being married to Tori Spelling ... like sleeping on the floor at the Calgary airport.
Like Nick Nolte, 42-year-old father of three (two with Spelling, one with the ex-wife he left for Tori) Dean McDermott catches his zzzs wherever he can.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Tori Spelling, Fly Me
Tori Spelling showed off some serious dancing skills at a club with her babies -- rocking out to a jam called the "Potty Dance." I rock the potty that rocks the potty! 
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Kids, Tori Spelling
Here's Tyler Perry as Madea Simmons in the upcoming movie poster for "Madea Goes to Jail" (left) -- and "90210" star Tori Spelling (right). 
Only one of them is in drag. Hallelu-yer!
We're just sayin'.
Filed under: Tori Spelling, We're Just Sayin'
She gave birth seven months ago and now Tori Spelling is almost down to her baby's weight.
The shrinking 35-year-old mother of two must be getting ready to appear with the other waifs on the new "90210."
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Tori Spelling, Hot Mamas
Tori Spelling's 15 minutes came to an end in Bev Hills yesterday, but the meter maid who gave her the parking ticket -- his clock is just beginning. 
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Tori Spelling
Tori Spelling and her equally fame-whoring husband Dean McDermott smarmed it up for the cameras all over Bev Hills yesterday. Why can't this stuff ever happen with people anyone actually cares about?!
Filed under: Tori Spelling
One would think Tori Spelling would take any paying gig she could get. Think again. 
Tori has decided to back out of the new "90210" remake, reports Nikki Finke, and get this -- it's because she isn't getting paid enough. Apparently Tori was offered between $10 and $20 grand per episode, while Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth will be raking in between $35 and $50,000.
Filed under: TV, Tori Spelling
Who watches "Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood" anyway? In case you -- like the rest of America -- missed it, on last night's episode Tori dealt with the Listeria bacteria soft serve dust up, this time with a swirl!
During the episode, dutiful mom Tori protected her own child's well-being while serving expectant moms a low-cal treat we like to call Frozen Death. The controversy was never even addressed during the show. Talk about a 9021 uh-oh!
Filed under: Tori Spelling, Food Glorious Food
TMZ has uncovered the birth certificates of five of Hollywood's newest brats. Did you know all five were born at Cedars Sinai in L.A. -- where Dennis Quaid's twins had their incident a few months back? Click below to find out what other little tidbits we uncovered.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Jessica Alba, Halle Berry, Nicole Richie, Tori Spelling, Christina Aguilera
First it was doling out soft-serve ice cream, then hot dogs, now it's shopping for motorcycles. New mom Tori Spelling is officially a normal mother's worst nightmare!
Less than three weeks after her latest spawn was born, Tori and husbore Dean McDermott went out shopping for Ducati motorcycles on Thursday. Baby's first accident waiting to happen!
At this rate, it won't be long before little Stella Doreen is up ... and running with scissors!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Tori Spelling
Soft-serving, hot dog-gorging super mom Tori Spelling took her unborn baby to be doused in a dangerous chemical shower. OK, OK ... she had her hair dyed at a salon.
Same difference.
Filed under: Tori Spelling
Tori Spelling sure researches her promotional appearances before she gets paid! Our cameras caught a ready-to-pop Mrs. McDermott waddling around Beverly Hills with the Mister and baby Liam Saturday, happily answering a whole bunch of questions - until that whole serving pregnant women soft-serve ice cream that kills fetuses no-no comes up.
Where did we get our information from? It's called Google, Dean. Your kid can teach you how it works.
Filed under: Tori Spelling
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