Coming to a nightclub near you -- Charlie Sheen the hip-hop mashup!!  YouTube sensation DJ Steve Porter dropped a beat over Charlie's best rants -- and TMZ has the final ... WINNING product.


Nod ya heads ... gnarly gnarlingtons.

Charlie Sheen's night with porn star Bree Olson was either an epic party or the seventh sign of his personal apocalypse -- and since "Bombshell" McGee was involved ... apocalypse takes the lead!



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If you ever wondered how NOT to pick up a gorgeous bikini model, Andy Dick recently put on a free clinic ... and luckily for you, we have video of the entire ordeal.



It all went down during the recent filming of an online reality show called "If I Can Dream" -- when the smoking hot star of the show, Giglianne Braga, stumbled upon Dick sleeping alone in the sand.

Unfortunately for Braga, Dick woke up ... and began hitting on her like his name was Gerard Butler.

Dick was then rejected more times than he's been arrested -- despite slurring stellar pickup lines like, "I'm gonna kiss you and hold you and cuddle you and f**k you."

Good news: Jason Wahler was not busted for DUI last night.

Bad news: He was busted for assault. 

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ they were called to a party in Hollywood early this morning after a girl, not Wahler's girlfriend, complained the former "Hills" star struck her after an argument.

Wahler was arrested and booked for misdemeanor battery.

Moments after Shayne Lamas returned from her whirlwind wedding in Vegas last night, the former "Bachelor" winner revealed the one minor thing missing from her marriage to Nik Richie ... they don't LOVE each other!!!


Outside LAX, Shayne claimed the quickie wedding was not a publicity stunt ... and that the Dirty duo, who've only known each other since Saturday, are only "in love with being in like with each other."

The sanctity of marriage is in good hands.

TMZ has learned Stephen Izzo -- the guy Ronnie knocked out during an episode of "Jersey Shore" -- was arrested this morning on charges of aggravated assault on a police officer and resisting arrest.

Izzo was arrested by the Berkeley Township PD in New Jersey and is currently at the Ocean County Jail in Tom's River.

The aggravated assault on a police officer charge is a felony.

He is being held on $75,000 bail.

Jason Wahler is going for an all-time international party boy record. The former "Hills" star just got charged with two counts of DUI after his second alcohol-related arrest in a month.

According to the Orange County District Attorney, Wahler -- whose blood alcohol level was allegedly .15% when he was busted on March 19 -- faces six months in jail if convicted.

Just a week earlier, Wahler was arrested after a bar fight in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico -- then mysteriously bailed out and traveled back across the border to start more trouble.

Wesley Snipes went in to full on hostage negotiation mode in Hollywood last night holding a TMZ photog for a hefty ransom, a pack of Newports and a Milky Way bar.

A snowboarding legend bashes an ice sculpture at a corporate event ... then verbally brutalizes the security guard who tries to handle the situation -- and the ballistic confrontation is all caught on tape.



It all went down last week during a sales event in Colorado at which Luke "Dingo" Trembath was supposed to present an award. Instead, the star of "The Adventures of Danny and The Dingo" presented a display in debauchery -- knocking over a very pricey piece of frozen water.

When security confronted the former ESPN commentator about the ice incident, he went ballistic, calling the security guy a "f**king f**got" and screaming, "You're a piece of sh*t that makes f**king nothing."

Cops were eventually called over to mediate. Dingo tells us the police just asked him to go home ... which he did, "Gladly."

Snooki -- the self-described "guidette" from "Jersey Shore" -- has a penchant for attention whoring on the beach ... in fact, one incident was caught on tape back in 2007.



TMZ came across this footage of the Princess of Poughkeepsie busting out a series of bikini-clad back handsprings way before she got her gig with MTV.

Who knew she could be this entertaining ... without a drink in her hand?

Three years ago today, Michael Richards took the stage at the Laugh Factory and unleashed the racist tirade that would change his life forever -- but now he's turning the whole thing into a joke ... arguably inappropriate.



Richards made light of the rant on this weekend's episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm." During one of the scenes, Richards -- playing himself -- blows his top at an African-American character, saying, "If only there were a horrible name that I could call you ... that would make you as angry as I am."

A group of spectators who witness the tirade instantly whip out their cell phones and begin to record. Richards, realizing the similarity of events, screams and bolts.

Couple of problems here: First off, the original tirade was shot on a DIGITAL CAMERA -- not a cell phone.

Second: Is Richards mocking himself ... or the digital-recording culture that exposed his greatest mistake? In other words, is Richards and "Curb" trying to make a bad joke out of a serious situation?