Uhh ... Rachel, is that you?

Tiger Woods might want to think twice about whipping out his cell phone in public.


Not to worry, the explanation for this pic at Augusta National today has nothing to do with sexting.

Golfer Mark O'Meara -- pictured above -- says Tiger was filming Mark's putt so they could analyze his technique.

Tiger ... always quick with a tip.

Before she enjoyed the company of famous married men, alleged Jesse James mistress Melissa Smith enjoyed the company of famous rappers.



A few years back, Smith hung out in the studio with rappers Ditch and Shock G (of Digital Underground fame) while they recorded a track.

Smith can be seen dancing along with the music, drinking a little champagne, and smoking ... something.

Orlando Bloom and his hot girlfriend Miranda Kerr were stranded in NYC on Friday when Orlando's bike wouldn't start -- but luckily for him our photog and a few good Samaritans were there to help.



Considering his driving history, maybe we should have let them call a taxi.

The most famous stripper in all of San Diego went back to work Friday night -- Michelle "Bombshell" McGee made her triumphant comeback.



Jesse James' side dish didn't say much as she walked into Pure Platinum -- but she's not there to do a lot of talking.

Erykah Badu could now face criminal charges, after Dallas cops received a formal complaint over her naked music video shoot.



The video for "Window Seat" was shot guerrilla-style in Dealey Plaza where President John F. Kennedy was assassinated.

Cops say a Texas woman lodged the complaint yesterday with police after she and her mother saw Erykah shooting the video completely naked.

Cops say the incident is officially under investigation and the singer could face several charges, including disorderly conduct.

No word if any backup singers were spotted on the grassy knoll.

Video of a violent run-in between Jesse James and a paparazzo -- video that could become the smoking gun in a criminal prosecution -- is being reviewed by the violent crimes unit of the Long Beach P.D., TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement sources tell us detectives paid a visit to Mark Haushalter, lawyer for the photog. Cops took a copy of the footage the photog shot last week when James approached his car with a friend -- and allegedly went on a rampage, damaging the vehicle.

As we previously reported, Jesse and the photog placed each other under citizen's arrest.

Haushalter tells TMZ, "Any allegations by Jesse James that my client was stalking him are laughable and completely lack any merit."

Michael Lohan is jumping on the "send Lindsay Lohan to rehab" bandwagon, telling TMZ his daughter is going to rehab one way or another.


Michael says he'll fly to L.A. in a week to see Lindsay and try to persuade her to go to rehab. Michael says Lindsay will either go to rehab voluntarily or he and several professionals will ensure it will happen involuntarily -- her choice.

We'll be streaming live today as Michael makes his plea -- scheduled at 1:30 PM PT/4:30 PM ET.

Stay tuned.

Olympic gold medalist Apolo Ohno supposedly skated off in a taxi that a woman called dibs on this weekend forcing her to take the low road as she branded the short track master a "stupid idiot."

Fergie gave one hell of a painful performance at a concert in Kansas City this week when she slipped on stage at a show and came crashing down hard on her knees.



Gotta hand it to the Black Eyed Peas singer though -- she popped right back up and continued to rock out like nothing happened.

Michelle "Boobie" McGee has figured out yet another way to make money off of Sandra Bullock's pain. She's fired up a website where you can look at what Jesse James allegedly saw ... for the appropriate price of $9.95.



Or you can just watch our video for free!

Ben Roethlisberger is smack in the middle of a brand new mystery -- one that involves the alleged disappearance of security footage shot at Capital City nightclub on the night he was accused of sexual assault.

A lawyer for Capital City told the Pittsburgh Tribune Review the footage has been erased -- and produced the following explanation: "The DVD system overwrote itself ... Had it just been deleted, they might have been able to save some of it."

But this information directly contradicts what bar owner Rocky Duncan repeatedly told TMZ in the wake of the alleged incident -- dude not only said he had video, but Duncan described the footage in great detail.

Duncan told TMZ the video clearly showed Ben and his 20-year-old accuser hanging out before the alleged incident and cops speaking with Ben afterward. Duncan was quick to point out that the video did not show Ben and his accuser going towards the bathroom where the alleged incident took place.

UPDATE: The lawyer for the club tells TMZ cops watched the video with Rocky "shortly" after the alleged incident -- but cops did not take the video with them at that time.

The lawyer tells us cops returned to collect the tape -- and that's when they noticed the footage had been erased.