Local Newscast Full of BS
When you watch this clip, keep an eye on the cow to the left ... and don't plan on eating anytime soon.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird
Slash Ain't Got No Cash
Slash gets rocker points for driving that killer Aston Martin, but hitting up paparazzi for moolah, not cool!
Also, flipping off the paparazzi is badass ... but not so much when the paps ask you to do it.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird
Even the Nazis Hate Von A-Hole
Add Hitler to the long list of people who couldn't give a rat's ass about Prince Von A-Hole.
According to the royal pain-in-the-butt himself, the Prince's "adopted" grandfather, Kaiser Wilhelm II, was booted from Germany by Adolf back in the day. It's a bit of an embellishment (Adolf only blamed the guy for losing WWI), but if Wilhelm was anything like his grandson, it's not that hard to believe.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird
One of the Coreys Actually Finds Work
What were the casting directors for "Crank 2" smoking when they cast Corey Haim and Bai Ling in the same movie?
Filed under: Wacky and Weird
England's Loss, Prince's Rogaine
If you thought that shot of poor Prince William's bald spot TMZ posted earlier today was just one bad frame -- wait'll you see the video!
The Hair Club for Men has a President already ... doesn't mean they can't also use a Prince.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird
Paris Hilton: Do-Nothing and Say-Nothing
We -- and all her ex-boyfriends -- liked Paris Hilton more when she always had her mouth open.
Who is this silent girl the paps get these days with Benji Madden? She doesn't talk to photogs, barely smiles, hides in bathrooms and doesn't even give up one shot of her panties.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Paris Hilton
Fergie Ferg Eats Pavement
Fergie handles those one-armed walk-overs like a pro -- but a simple curb, that's what sends her flying.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Paparazzi Photo, Wacky and Weird, Fergie
New Dating Show Has Special Needs
An ad posted on Craigslist in NY searching for "mentally disabled" people to appear on a new dating show appears to be a crock of sh**.
Unlike "Flavor of Love," "Single and Special" says they are going to be a non-exploitative "tasteful" mix of "The Bachelor" and "Life Goes On." Um. Can you say "Littlest Groom?" The unnamed production company also claims to have the endorsement of the Special Olympics. Only thing is, it doesn't.
TMZ spoke with Kirsten Seckler at the Special Olympics who told us they'd never heard of the show and definitely "did not endorse a dating show for people with intellectual disabilities."
"Single and Special" refused to speak with TMZ.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Nurse!, Department of Debunk
Austrian Rugby Team Goes Balls Out
The Austrian national rugby team celebrated their loss by gettin' butt ass naked in the Lithuanian capital -- the country that crushed them.
They need to lose more often.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird
Dennis Rodman: Which Step is Bar Hopping?
A little thing called "rehab" isn't keeping Dennis Rodman from late-night visits to South Beach bars.
Rodman entered an outpatient facility in Ft. Lauderdale on Monday, but was caught partying at the Delano Hotel in Miami with a couple of hotties last night. He was drinking something -- we don't know what.
Dennis was popped last week on suspicion of felony domestic battery after allegedly having "too much to drink" and getting into a fight with his girlfriend. We're told he was meeting with Vanilla Ice's criminal defense attorney, Brad Cohen, while he's in Miami -- the same guy who got the Iceman's battery cased dropped.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird
Ryan Cabrera: Total Chicken S**t
Pop singer-turned-edgy rocker Ryan Cabrera, better known as that guy that used to date Ashlee Simpson, is set to debut his white meat at the Chickenfest in Darboy, Wisc. Is Joe Simpson behind this?
No, the Chickenfest is not code for anything, it's really a festival celebrating the chicken. Cabrera is the highlight of the poultry party that also includes chicken wing eating contests and hourly "chicken dance" competitions.
Coachella what?
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Critters
Dina Lohan Massacres Mother's Day
And now hell has officially frozen over -- Dina Lohan was celebrated last night as an outstanding mom of the year at a Long Island charity event.
Her ex-husband Michael told us that she was supposed to be at a court-ordered family therapy session just blocks away at the same time, but she chose to attend what looked more like a bachelorette party than an event celebrating celeb moms organized by a group called Mingling Moms.
Of course, the same group also gave Jennifer Lopez an award for being a great mom, and she's only been a mom for three months.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Lindsay Lohan
Partly Cloudy with a Chance of Ass Groping
A little song, a little dance, a little drizzle down your pants. That kinda sums up a blistering lawsuit filed by a former Weather Channel anchor against her colleague.
Hillary Andrews claims Bob Stokes tormented her with crude, sexual come-ons, including once allegedly asking her, "Will you lick my swizzle stick?" Andrews also claims Stokes followed her into the women's dressing room, quizzed her about her sexual relationships, and pleaded with her to say she found him attractive. Oh yeah, and then there's this... Stokes allegedly told her, "It tortures me when you wear those heels and skirt."
Andrews took legal action against The Weather Channel, claiming it retaliated against her after she complained and then refused to take action against Stokes. Both since have been fired.
Thesmokinggun.com obtained a lawsuit filed by Andrews against Stokes. That case is pending. Our forecast....he's screwed.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, TV, Wacky and Weird
Mischa Hides Her Sag Award
We gave Mischa Barton a chance to talk about those unflattering pics of her posterior that made the rounds on 'Net yesterday.
Filed under: Wacky and Weird
Slash Crashes Britney's Court Date
The media is swarming L.A. County Superior Court for Britney today -- so almost no one noticed Slash sneak in for jury duty....except us.
Lose that trademark top hat and the guy almost becomes invisible.
Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Wacky and Weird
