We're approaching the 24th hour of Stephon Marbury's absolutely nonsensical web-rant -- and now the basketball star is resorting to eating Vaseline right out of the jar.
Still not wearing a shirt, Marbury -- who insists he's neither on drugs nor out of his mind -- threw down a finger-full of the petroleum jelly ... and then declared he wanted someone to write him a check for "a billion dollars" so he could start his own TV network "like Oprah."
For the record, we contacted the good people at Vaseline about the incident, who told us "Vaseline is for external use only -- it is not intended for eating ... I don't know what he's trying to prove."
Neither do we.
P.S. -- He's still going strong, click here to check it out.
The idiot to the right is accused of making one of the stupidest mistakes ever this weekend -- he allegedly drove drunk to a trooper station and then tried checking in ... thinking it was a hotel.
The 25-year-old, Mitchell Deslatte, was booked on DWI in Louisiana after he went into the station and asked a trooper at the desk if it was a hotel.
It's unclear if his cell came with free HBO and a continental breakfast.
A whole lot of weirdness occurred on the Internet yesterday thanks to NBA player Stephon Marbury -- which culminated when the shirtless basketball star broke down harder and longer than Ne-Yo with a cold.
Marbury broadcasted the marathon of madness on Ustream -- where he spent the day screaming nonsense into the camera ... then spent the night crying ... and is currently streaming himself asleep in his bed.
We spoke to a rep for the NBA Players Association, who said he saw "a few hours of it" and it "was interesting" -- adding players are "capable of making their own decisions."
Including bad ones.
UPDATE 8:45 AM PT: Marbury is now awake and talking crazy again. UPDATE 9:55 AM PT: Marbury just turned it up a notch -- apparently he just ate some Vaseline.
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Karrine Steffans, the woman who wrote "Confessions of a Video Vixen," called into the Rod Ryan radio show to plug her newest book -- but instead ignited a classic on-air verbal throwdown with the Texas DJ.
Steffans slammed the host for asking about her sexual exploits with celebs like Jay-Z and Jamie Foxx -- which made the interview get real ugly, real fast. Which means it's awesome.
With his pregnant estranged wife in labor, rapper Nas finally tried to get by Kelis' side at the hospital last night -- problem is, the dude was way too friggin' drunk.
After a performance in NY last night -- where he told fans he was hammered off champagne -- Nas tried to roll by Kelis' hospital room around 1 AM this morning. But we're told Nas was turned away because he was too wasted.
Kelis, the singer behind that "Milkshake" song, is still in the hospital -- 24 hours into her labor!! We're told she still has not given birth to their son, Knight.
But there's still a major issue at hand -- sources close to the situation tell TMZ the bill for Kelis' hospital stay has not yet been paid -- and because the soon-to-be-exes are still fighting over child support and baby expenses, it's unclear if Nas will fork over the cash for the cost of the baby.
Ne-Yo is desperately defending his manhood after video surfaced of him crying his eyes out at his Manchester concert on Wednesday -- telling all the nasty bloggers who made fun of him to "go to hell."
Ne-Yo ended up walking off stage after the break down, canceling the rest of the concert due to an "illness." Here are the highlights from his blog on Global Grind:
"Basically, I have an issue with not knowing when to say enough is enough, so last night in Manchester, my body said it for me. I've never had to stop a show ... I cried harder than I have in a very long time with no shame whatsoever. To anyone out there that would like to question my manhood because of this I'll say this to you: If the one thing you cared about more than anything else in the world was threatened or even taken from you ... and this didn't spark some kind of emotional outbreak within you ... then with no shame I'll say you are truly a stronger man than I.
From noses to navels to places that shouldn't get pierced -- the punctured pictures poured in for the Pierced People Contest. After the heebie jeebies wore off, we chose the best for your viewing pleasure.
** Be sure to check back on Monday to help us decide which spiked still will take the $250 prize to the bank!**
If you take care of Charlie Sheen's feet, he'll take care of you.
Our spa spies tell us Sheen dropped by to get his little piggies a pedicure -- and when all was said and done he dropped a $100 tip on a $50 bill. We're told he was "one of the nicest clients ever."
Considering he reportedly makes $800,000 an episode for "Two and Half Men" ... he's probably one of the richest too.
Quinton "Rampage" Jackson was able to make an interview get real awkward real quick -- by suddenly humping Cage Potato's hot reporter for the last 35 seconds of the interview. And trust us -- 35 seconds is a long time when you're randomly getting rabbit humped.
The idiot to the right is accused of making one of the stupidest mistakes ever this weekend -- he allegedly drove drunk to a trooper station and then tried checking in ... thinking it was a hotel.
If you take care of Charlie Sheen's feet, he'll take care of you.
