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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>Real Men Scooter ... and Get Naked</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/02/real-men-scooter-and-get-naked/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/02/real-men-scooter-and-get-naked/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/02/real-men-scooter-and-get-naked/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  First he hung 11 on the big screen ... and now "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" star Jason Segel is cruisin' around Hollywood on a scooter. Dude's gotta pair of brass ones -- but if you saw the movie, you knew that already.

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  Seth Rogen's... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/02/real-men-scooter-and-get-naked/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>jason segal</category><category>JasonSegal</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-12-02T13:25:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Laura Dern -- Gas Crisis, What Gas Crisis?</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/02/laura-dern-gas-crisis-her-ass/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/02/laura-dern-gas-crisis-her-ass/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/02/laura-dern-gas-crisis-her-ass/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  The economy sucks, people are struggling to make ends meet -- and Laura Dern is paying double so someone else can pump her petrol in Brentwood. While the cost of self-service gas hovers just below $2 in California, Dern paid at least an additional... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/02/laura-dern-gas-crisis-her-ass/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>laura dern</category><category>LauraDern</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-12-02T10:55:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Crash in the Trash -- Photog Eats Garbage</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/02/crash-in-the-trash-photog-eats-garbage/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/02/crash-in-the-trash-photog-eats-garbage/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/02/crash-in-the-trash-photog-eats-garbage/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: Being a paparazzo can be a dirty job -- just ask the guy who tried to shoot Brooke Burke and her fiance in NY last night.

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  Brooke Burke Uses Child as Pap Human Shield... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/02/crash-in-the-trash-photog-eats-garbage/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>brooke burke</category><category>BrookeBurke</category><category>david charvet</category><category>DavidCharvet</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-12-02T10:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>The Governator Gets the Spins</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/02/the-governator-gets-the-spins/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/02/the-governator-gets-the-spins/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/02/the-governator-gets-the-spins/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-video/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Video</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/kids/" rel="tag">Kids</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: No, that's not a rag doll in Ahnuld's hands -- but given the way the kid was getting thrown around at a Christmas tree lot this weekend, you'd never know it.

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  Arnold -- Yeah I'm Free, Free Ballin'... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/02/the-governator-gets-the-spins/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>arnold schwarzenegger</category><category>ArnoldSchwarzenegger</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-12-02T05:03:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Helen Mirren -- Throw Her a Frickin' Bone!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/02/helen-mirren-throw-her-a-frickin-bone/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/02/helen-mirren-throw-her-a-frickin-bone/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/02/helen-mirren-throw-her-a-frickin-bone/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-video/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Video</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: Some celebs worry about having too much junk in the trunk -- not Helen Mirren, she just is the junk in the trunk.Come on, she's a great Dame, not a Great Dane!

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  Come Helen or High Water... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/02/helen-mirren-throw-her-a-frickin-bone/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>helen mirren</category><category>HelenMirren</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-12-02T04:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>They're Creepy and They're Kooky ...</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/01/theyre-creepy-and-theyre-kooky/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/01/theyre-creepy-and-theyre-kooky/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/01/theyre-creepy-and-theyre-kooky/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-photo/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Photo</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/beauty/" rel="tag">Beauty</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  ... the Cage Family. Snap. Snap.Flanked on either side by his child bride Alice and simian son Weston, Nic Cage patted his weave and posed for a family portrait in Austria this weekend.Weston's prom date/girlfriend obviously ignored the memo and went... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/01/theyre-creepy-and-theyre-kooky/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Nic Cage</category><category>NicCage</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-12-01T17:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Applegate's Karaoke -- How "Sweet" It Is</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/01/applegates-karaoke-how-sweet-it-is/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/01/applegates-karaoke-how-sweet-it-is/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/01/applegates-karaoke-how-sweet-it-is/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: It's great to see Christina Applegate have some fun these days -- even if she and her friends butcher "Sweet Home Alabama" while doing it.

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  Christina's BF Found Dead
  Applegate Gets the Breast News Ever... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/01/applegates-karaoke-how-sweet-it-is/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>christina applegate</category><category>ChristinaApplegate</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-12-01T16:21:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>McConaughey Goes Bongos Again</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/01/mcconaughey-goes-bongos-again/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/01/mcconaughey-goes-bongos-again/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/01/mcconaughey-goes-bongos-again/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-photo/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Photo</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/matthew-mcconaughey/" rel="tag">Matthew McConaughey</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  No cops were called when Matthew McConaughey banged on a drum in Rio this weekend.Granted, this time there were no drug charges that were eventually dropped and he wasn't hanging out naked with Cole Hauser in the middle of the night.Matt just needed... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/01/mcconaughey-goes-bongos-again/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>matthew mcconaughey</category><category>MatthewMcconaughey</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-12-01T15:19:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Howie -- I Have a Little Dreidel</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/01/howie-i-have-a-little-dreidel/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/01/howie-i-have-a-little-dreidel/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/01/howie-i-have-a-little-dreidel/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Howie Mandel's Hannukah bush just ain't cuttin' it -- and when we caught up with the guy in Calabasas yesterday, dude was a little bitter about 8 crazy nights ... of 8 crappy gifts.It's been 2000 years -- let it go.

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  "Deal" Models Make... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/01/howie-i-have-a-little-dreidel/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>deal or no deal</category><category>DealOrNoDeal</category><category>howie mandel</category><category>HowieMandel</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-12-01T15:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Sanity in the Land of Oz!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/30/sanity-in-the-land-of-oz/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/30/sanity-in-the-land-of-oz/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/30/sanity-in-the-land-of-oz/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Have the Osbourne's somehow become the new voice of reason?While in Malibu yesterday, Sharon Osbourne assured us Kelly isn't headed for a marriage train wreck with a 19-year-old -- and that Sharon's new show won't be nearly as insipid as Rosie's... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/30/sanity-in-the-land-of-oz/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>sharon osbourne</category><category>SharonOsbourne</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-30T07:12:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Just for Men's Nether Region</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/30/just-for-mens-nether-region/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/30/just-for-mens-nether-region/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/30/just-for-mens-nether-region/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  What do Jack Black, Ben Stiller, and Diddy all have in common? A fondness for hair coloring productsthat promote pubic displays of attention.Promoted as genital friendly dyes for "hair down there", Nancy Jarecki's "Betty for Men" line is allowing a... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/30/just-for-mens-nether-region/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-30T05:02:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Brits Go Crazy For Brit</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/29/brits-go-crazy-for-brit/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/29/brits-go-crazy-for-brit/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/29/brits-go-crazy-for-brit/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/britney-spears/" rel="tag">Britney Spears</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Britney's lip synching was on target today when she greeted Simon Cowell and the folks of the "X-Factor" for her third comeback performance of "Womanizer".The now famous arm dancing routine reverted back to the drone-like performance from Germany.... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/29/brits-go-crazy-for-brit/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Britney Spears</category><category>BritneySpears</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-29T16:51:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Hugh Jackman: Big Star?</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/29/hugh-jackman-big-star/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/29/hugh-jackman-big-star/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/29/hugh-jackman-big-star/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/hot-bodies/" rel="tag">Hot Bodies</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: Hey Hugh, is that a Wolverine in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?The latest Empire magazine makes us wonder -- Are objects on the cover smaller than they actually appear, or not?... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/29/hugh-jackman-big-star/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Hugh Jackman</category><category>HughJackman</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-29T11:55:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Supermodel Size That</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/29/supermodel-size-that/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/29/supermodel-size-that/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/29/supermodel-size-that/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: Kate Moss went through the motions of purchasing food with intent to eat at a London McDonalds.No confirmation as to how long that meal stayed happy.

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  The Real Kate Moss Sniffed Out
  Kate Moss &amp; Pal -- High on Plaid... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/29/supermodel-size-that/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>kate moss</category><category>KateMoss</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-29T11:20:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Paula Abdul -- Valley Girl</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/29/paula-abdul-valley-girl/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/29/paula-abdul-valley-girl/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/29/paula-abdul-valley-girl/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/american-idol/" rel="tag">American Idol</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Paula Abdul was kicking it in the Valley last night at the Sherman Oaks Galleria -- in a mood to talk about all things Paula -- from stalkers to Laker girl prep talks.

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  Paula Abdul's Suicide Pact
  Prescription Bottles Found by Abdul... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/29/paula-abdul-valley-girl/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Paula Abdul</category><category>PaulaAbdul</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-29T11:15:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>WKRP --  What Krap R u Peddling?</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/29/wkrp-what-krap-r-u-peddling/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/29/wkrp-what-krap-r-u-peddling/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/29/wkrp-what-krap-r-u-peddling/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/tv/" rel="tag">TV</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Think Hollywood has run out of good ideas? They have, and so has everyone else.An off the beaten grid TV station in Cincinnati has followed the trend by pilfering the dead 70's sitcom archive and changing its call letters from WBQC to WKRP - as... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/29/wkrp-what-krap-r-u-peddling/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>WKRP</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-29T10:15:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Scully's British?! The X-Patriate Files</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/28/scullys-british-the-x-patriate-files/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/28/scullys-british-the-x-patriate-files/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/28/scullys-british-the-x-patriate-files/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Holy Madonna! When did Gillian Anderson pick up an English accent?!The "X-Files" star ditched America for London a few years ago and is now a full on limey. There were reports she'd move back to the U.S. if Obama was elected President -- but... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/28/scullys-british-the-x-patriate-files/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>gillian anderson</category><category>GillianAnderson</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-28T12:45:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Iron Mike Plows Through Iron Gate</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/28/iron-mike-plows-through-iron-gate/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/28/iron-mike-plows-through-iron-gate/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/28/iron-mike-plows-through-iron-gate/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/train-wrecks/" rel="tag">Train Wrecks</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/talk-sports/" rel="tag">Talk Sports</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/fights/" rel="tag">Fights</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  If Mike Tyson is coming to visit you for the holidays, make sure you leave the door unlocked. The out-of-control boxer was waiting to enter a gated community in Las Vegas Thanksgiving morning when he became frustrated with how slow the gate was... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/28/iron-mike-plows-through-iron-gate/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Mike Tyson</category><category>MikeTyson</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-28T11:30:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Al Michaels Dates Himself</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/27/al-michaels-dates-himself/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/27/al-michaels-dates-himself/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/27/al-michaels-dates-himself/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/talk-sports/" rel="tag">Talk Sports</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>: Anyone who was born after 1950 might have a hard time understanding what Al Michaels is talking about here -- because who uses words like "paddy wagon" and "hoosegow" anymore?Oh right, us.

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  Vick Could Be Sprung from the Hoosegow... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/27/al-michaels-dates-himself/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>al michaels</category><category>AlMichaels</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-27T05:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Arnold Doesn't Get His Panties in Bunch</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/26/arnold-doesnt-get-his-panties-in-bunch/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/26/arnold-doesnt-get-his-panties-in-bunch/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/26/arnold-doesnt-get-his-panties-in-bunch/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky &amp; Weird</a></p><a href=""http://www.tmz.com"">TMZ.com</a>:  Arnold Schwarzenegger had only two words to say to us today -- and considering all the attention we've been giving his nether regions lately... well let's just say... we're relieved.

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  Arnold -- Yeah I'm Free, Free Ballin'
  Arnold -- No... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/26/arnold-doesnt-get-his-panties-in-bunch/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>arnold schwarzenegger</category><category>ArnoldSchwarzenegger</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-11-26T18:32:00+00:00</dc:date></item></channel></rss>