I know, you're tired ... of seeing Kim Kardashian in Kanye West's new video for "Bound 2" ... so James Franco and Seth Rogen made their own version ... and it's AMAZING!
Franco and Rogen dropped "Bound 3" online today saying they felt inspired to recreate their new favorite music video while filming a new flick called "The Interview."
The best part ... Seth plays the role of topless Kim ... with a full James Franco dry-hump sesh.
Don't worry ... the video is safe-ish for work.
'Shahs of Sunset' Star
HUMAN BIRD TOILET
Pigeon Poops On Reality Star's Face
11/25/2013 12:20 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Score one for the pigeons ....
"Shahs of Sunset" star Golnesa "GG" Gharachedaghi took a white dung bomb to the face this weekend ... courtesy of one dirty bird ... and the reality star's friend captured the whole thing on camera.
GG was out at lunch when it happened ... and her boyfriend Dennis tweeted out the play-by-play:
"LMFAO a bird just sh*t on my girls face while eating lunch HAHA @gg_golnesa That's what u get for always talking SH*T #GoodLuck #Birdsh*t #lunch #sh*ttalker."
Some people say getting crapped on is good luck -- but that's probably just a load of crap.
Dr. Conrad Murray
'I Held Michael's Penis Every Night'
11/24/2013 1:24 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Dr. Conrad Murray says he and Michael Jackson were so tight, he would hold his penis for him.
In a bizarre, rambling interview with The Daily Mail, Murray says, "You want to know how close we were? I held his penis every night to fit a catheter because he was incontinent at night."
Murray went on to say, "He wore dark trousers all the time because after he went to the toilet he would drip for hours."
And there's this mystery ... Murray says, "Michael didn't know how to put a condom on, so I had to do it for him."
Murray also discloses some of the things TMZ revealed years ago -- that Murray believes Michael killed himself. Murray claims when he walked out of Michael's bedroom the day he died, "I believe he woke up, got hold of his own stash of Propofol and injected himself. He did it too quickly and went into cardiac arrest."
And, Murray suggests, MJ's kids have 3 different fathers, and Michael isn't one of them. Murray says, "Michael told me he never slept with Debbie Rowe."
And, Murray insists, Michael told him he had been sexually assaulted by one of his doctors while under sedation.
And this bizarre comment. Murray suggests Michael predicted he would die on Murray's watch. He says MJ once looked at him and said, "You know, for the rest of your life and my life our names will become inseparable." Murray says MJ smiled and said, "I am clairvoyant."
Bad Ass B-Day Gift From Billy Ray
11/24/2013 11:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Billy Ray Cyrus just won a bunch of cool points with his daughter Miley Cyrus ... by dropping a TON of cash on a new set of wheels for her 21st birthday.
Sources close to the deal tell us Billy Ray plunked down $24k on a 2013 Can Am Spyder ... with a customized Miley Cyrus flair.
If you look closely ... it's not a Gucci design -- it's got tiny M.C.'s all over it.
Guess those "Achy Breaky" royalty checks never stopped.
Anthony Weiner's Sexting Partner
I'm Selling My Vagina Skin
11/23/2013 12:20 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Anthony Weiner's sexting partner Sydney Leathers is living up to her last name ... in the most disgusting way possible -- TMZ has learned she's slicing off a portion of her hoo-ha ... and auctioning it to the highest bidder.
Sources tell us, Leathers' recent foray into the porn biz made her self-conscious about what she calls "excess skin" down there -- so she's decided to undergo a labiaplasty ... to remove a portion of her outer genitalia for a "cleaner" look.
We're told Sydney's getting trimmed next week in Santa Barbara with a doctor named Neal Handel, and it's gonna cost her $8,400. Those porno profits (yeah, she had some) will come in handy.
The really gross part ... we're told Leathers plans to SELL the surgically-removed skin on an auction website.
As for a minimum bid? None listed ... so, the auction's wide open. Sydney ... not so much.
Miley's New Look
DON'T HAVE A BROW, MAN!
11/23/2013 12:01 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Miley Cyrus took to her Instagram account yesterday and put her newly bleached eye warmers on blast ... and now that her white-hot new follicles appear completely missing we have the ability to introduce other A-lister's signature looks!
Check out some of Hollywood's most iconic brows glued on Miley's pigment free puss.
Billy Ray Cyrus
Awkward Tribute to JFK
Worst Moment of Silence Ever
11/22/2013 3:32 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Billy Ray Cyrus asked a room full of people to quiet down and pay respect to JFK on the 50th anniversary of his death today ... but none of them did ... and it got weird.
The whole thing happened during an interview with Ali Fedotowsky for Will Calder & Lucy Lopez's WPOW Miami show at a crowded press junket in L.A.
B.R.C. is being interviewed at the table next to them ... when suddenly he leaps out of his chair and calls for everyone to quiet down and pay respect to JFK.
Only problem ... there's a whole bunch of interviews going down ... and nobody listens.
Watch the clip ... everyone's reaction is classic.
'Teen Mom' Star Amber Portwood
Post Prison Makeover
From Slammer To Glamour
11/21/2013 12:40 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
"Teen Mom" star Amber Portwood is no longer a prisoner to fashion... especially prison fashions ... and TMZ has learned she's embracing her freedom by creating a whole new glam look for herself.
After serving 17 months behind bars ... Portwood has freed herself from her harsh, mugshot makeup ... and is now showing off a post-prison makeover that gives her a softer, more sophisticated look.
Sources close to Amber tell us ... she's treated herself to a whole new set of clothes ... and a stylish new haircut.
But the biggest change ... they say ... she no longer uses homemade, prison-style hairspray (which is often made from Jolly Rancher candies because it's sticky and provides excellent hold).
So, the good news -- she looks great.
The bad news -- her hair no longer tastes like grape.
We're Being Extorted
Over Rotten Tomatoes!
11/19/2013 7:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Something's rotten in Wendy's ... so claims an evil-doer who is allegedly trying to extort the fast food chain by threatening to release to TMZ video of Wendy's employees prepping rotten tomatoes!
We got a letter from Wendy's legal people ... alerting us of an anonymous individual who is trying to extort a 6-figure sum in return for burying the footage of the allegedly horrendous heirlooms.
According to the letter we got, "The authenticity of the video is in doubt." Interesting language ... it doesn't say it ain't true -- it's just in doubt.
We haven't been contacted by anyone looking to sell the video .... but we're on the Hunt's!
Black People Don't Play Beer Pong!!!!
11/19/2013 6:27 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Michael Jordan's blackness should have prevented him from playing beer bong at a hotel in Florida earlier this month ... so says Charles Barkley.
First off, Barkley rules -- this guy is awesome.
Sir Charles was leaving La Vecchia Cucina in Santa Monica last night -- where he spent his Monday evening watching basketball -- when we brought up MJ's beer pong match at the Ritz in Florida. Check out the exchange:
Charles: "Black people don't play beer pong."
Pap: "Jordan did!"
Charles: "That don't make it right!"
Charles goes on to explain why black people don't play beer pong ... it's hilarious.
There's more -- we also asked Barkley about Blake Griffin ... and while Sir Charles admits he's usually pretty critical of the guy, it's only because he thinks BG can be a better player than he was.
But when we asked if he would've dominated Blake Griffin back in his prime, you gotta hear how Charles responds. Classic.
Drunkenly Attacks Krupa's Vagina
11/18/2013 10:03 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Brandi Glanville isn't backing off her crusade to trash Joanna Krupa's vagina ... and when she got drunk this weekend, the attacks got even more vulgar.
TMZ cameras rolled as the "Real Housewives of Bev Hills" star was carried out of Fleming's steakhouse in L.A. -- and even though she could barely stand, Brandi managed to compare Krupa's lady parts to a certain unflattering sea creature.
Of course, Glanville first went after Krupa's lady parts on "Watch What Happens Live" last week ... when she claimed Joanna slept with Yolanda Foster’s ex-husband Mohamed Hadid … and Mohamed told her Krupa's nether region was straight up stinky.
As for Krupa ... she didn't seem too bothered this weekend, when she grabbed her husband Romain Zago and paraded around her ass by a pool in Miami.
Smells like a distraction technique.
South Africa Banned Me!
11/15/2013 12:35 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Brand tweeted about the ban today saying his people thought things had been worked out with S.A. officials ... but when Russell landed, airport staff said he couldn't stay.
It's unclear why he's not allowed in South Africa ... but the "Get Him to the Greek" star claimed the same thing happened to him in Canada back in '11.
Maybe they had a problem with "African Child"??
Video of Alleged Daughter
MY FATHER LIVES
11/14/2013 10:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Andy Kaufman is still alive and his death in 1984 was a HOAX ... so says a 24-year-old woman who claims to be his daughter ... and here's the thing -- her claim is NOT without some evidence.
It all went down Monday at the 9th Annual Andy Kaufman Awards at the Gotham Comedy Club in NYC. The event was hosted by Andy’s brother Michael ... and during his closing speech, the unidentified 24-year-old woman approached the stage.
You have to see it for yourself -- but the woman explained Kaufman has secretly been living as a stay-at-home dad with a wife and daughter after faking his own death from cancer 29 years ago.
The story goes that Andy faked his death to escape the spotlight and live in solitude.
The woman's account dovetails eerily with a story Michael told during the ceremony about a letter he found while going through Andy's stuff -- a letter Andy wrote explaining a plan to fake his death.
As for the evidence, here's what we found:
1. When you look up Andy on the Internet database of record, there is no date of death listed.
2. In 2001, the database shows Andy lived in Cook County, Illinois.
3. There's another address indicating he lived in Westchester County, NY later in 2001.
As for when Andy plans to reveal himself, the woman said he had considered coming out that night -- but backed out at the last minute.
So we gotta ask ...