The Lead singer of Say Anything hurled on stage Monday night ... soaking a security guard in vomit.
Lead singer Max Bemis was towards the end of the set at the House of Blues in West Hollywood when he projectile vomited without warning. It's unclear why ... but there was alcohol on stage so it ain't that hard to read between the lines.
Bemis didn't miss a beat, and continued singing "I Want to Know Your Plans." As for the security guard ... well it definitely ruined his night.
Sometimes being close to the stage is overrated.
Floyd Mayweather Jr.
Everybody Was Peeing
... So I Peed Too!
12/18/2014 11:59 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Floyd Mayweather Jr. only made his run to the restroom after other people in his crew did ... and Floyd believes he only got singled out because he is Floyd Mayweather Jr.
As TMZ first reported, Floyd got into it with a woman -- to the point where she called police -- after she tried to stop him from using a restroom Wednesday night at Saks Fifth Avenue in New York City. The woman claimed Floyd called her a bitch, but ultimately police did nothing.
According to our sources, Floyd didn't think it was a big deal when he used the restroom ... because he wasn't the first one to use it -- other people went in before him.
We're told Floyd believes the woman only gave him a hard time because he's famous ... and if anyone had a terrible attitude during their exchange ... it was her.
Our sources say Floyd was shocked that the woman called the cops over the whole thing, especially considering he walked out with about 10 bags worth of stuff.
Apparently none of those bags contained his bathroom pass.
Takes on Bill Cosby ...
Baby There's an Assault Outside
12/11/2014 10:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
"South Park" took a slightly-pervy sounding Christmas song, infused the Bill Cosby allegations, and the result was a little creepy and kinda funny.
A hologram-version of Cosby attempts to keep Taylor Swift in his home by singing "Baby It's Cold Outside" ... and eventually holo-Cos offers her a drink ... just like many of his accusers say he did to them.
Later in the episode, Cosby and Swift are seen getting closer -- but, as you can imagine, it's totally a one-sided affair.
Check out the clip ... there's even a Jell-O reference. A rapey one, but it's there.
At Risk from Gay Bar Drunks ...
Ex-Bar Mgr Sues For Art
12/9/2014 12:10 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Elizabeth Taylor is headed to court -- even though she’s very dead -- because a famous gay club and its former employee are fighting over her iconic portrait.
TMZ broke the story ... The Abbey's former VIP manager Jesse Davis has been fighting the club to get back his painting of the late actress. He claims it was a personal gift from Taylor.
Now Davis is suing The Abbey because he says it refuses to hand over the Liz portrait. In the docs, Davis says at least one wasted barfly took the piece off the wall and danced with it. He's concerned the portrait -- which he says is worth $75K -- will be damaged.
Davis does NOT mention wanting the portrait. Instead, his lawsuit only seeks financial compensation -- including the value of the painting and then some.
Charges iPhone in Woman's Vagina
12/4/2014 5:20 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Here's Usher charging his iPhone at Art Basel in Miami ... using a battery pack jammed inside of a woman's vagina.
Usher paid $20 in exchange for 10 minutes of juice Wednesday night. A crowd of distinguished art enthusiasts stood by and watched the entire thing.
The woman wanted to show how humans have become dependent on technology and she felt a super-charged vagina would help make her point. We totally get it.
Don't worry, the vagina was equipped with a second battery pack ... in case anyone had a Droid.
Fun Fact: The woman tells TMZ she could take two phones at the same time.
Art -- it's deep.
Hangin' Out With 'The Last Dragon'
... I Got The Glow
11/30/2014 12:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Wladimir Klitschko might be in trouble ... 'cause his number one enemy Shannon Briggs is hanging out with an '80s movie star who might posses a weapon capable of dethroning the champ.
The all powerful "Glow."
Briggs spent some time recently with Taimak -- that's right, the dude who played Leroy Green in the urban Kung Fu classic "The Last Dragon" -- and says the two worked on some "deep breathing techniques."
Yeah right fellas ... this was a "Glow" session.
If you're not aware, "The Glow" is an ancient fighting weapon that can only be achieved when mind, body and soul become one.
It covers your whole body in badassness and helped Leroy Green defeat Sho'nuff ... and now Briggs might have this (entirely fictitious) weapon at his disposal.
Sorry Wlad, it's all over. Check out "The Glow" in action below.
I Was Raped
During Famous Art Show
11/28/2014 10:03 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Shia LeBeouf says he was raped by a fan during his famous #IAMSORRY art event in Los Angeles this year ... and his girlfriend was standing just outside the room when it happened.
LeBeouf told Dazed ... the woman walked into the private room -- where he was having silent one-on-one interactions with fans -- and whipped his legs for 10 minutes, then stripped off his clothes and "proceeded to rape" him.
Shia says it happened on Valentine's Day while his girlfriend was waiting in line to visit. Apparently, everyone in line was buzzing about the sexual encounter ... because Shia says his GF came in looking for an explanation, but he couldn't answer since he was supposed to be silent.
He doesn't say if he reported the alleged rape to police.
As part of the Dazed story ... Shia sat down for an hour with the reporter, but they both remained silent while wearing GoPro cams. It's awkward to say the least. The Q&A part was done beforehand by email.
'Ghost Adventures' Star
Selling Haunted Vegas Lair ...
Exorcism NOT Included
11/28/2014 12:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
"Ghost Adventures" star Zak Bagans fled his Las Vegas home years ago -- but now he's finally ready to sell the place for dirt cheap ... with one demonic catch.
According to real estate sources ... Zak is unloading his 4,700-square-foot Vegas townhouse -- complete with a chrome toilet, hidden dungeon behind a bookcase, and alleged paranormal activity. All that for $459,000.
Zak tells TMZ he bought the pad for $370K, but claims he ended up with a real demon for a roommate after bringing home a human skull ... for work purposes.
He believes demonic forces yanked him outta bed and shoved his GF down a flight of stairs -- which might be the worst sales pitch ever. Instead of hiring an exorcist ... Zak says he got the hell out more than 2 years ago.
Buyer beware ... unless you're into that kinda thing.
Creed's Scott Stapp
Caused My Downfall
11/27/2014 12:16 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Scott Stapp believes President Obama sic'd the IRS on him as revenge for pot shots he took at the prez during a 2012 interview -- which is why he's damn near broke now.
The former Creed front man spoke with the Roz and Mocha Show on KISS 92.5 Thursday morning in Toronto ... and claimed his accounts were compromised within two months of the Fox News interview.
Stapp adds, "I believe the IRS situation is definitely a result of me expressing my dissatisfaction with President Obama. Absolutely, 100 percent."
As we previously reported ... the singer claims his estranged wife claims he's delusional and is trying to get him committed. Believing POTUS hangs on his every word doesn't exactly help his case.
Check out the interview ... Scott talks about how much money he has left ... and whether his former band mates have reached out to help.
Look-alike Can Score $30K
For One Good Egg
11/27/2014 1:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
It's got to be Jennifer Aniston's worst nightmare ... another Angelina Jolie may be walking the face of the earth soon, because someone's in the market for an Angelina egg donor.
The UCLA Daily Bruin ran a classified ad Friday seeking an egg donor who looks like Brad Pitt's newly-minted wife.
The company that placed the ad -- Beverly Hills Egg Donation -- presumably has a client who wants their kid to be an outlier.
The ad is specific ... white, tall, slender, the right cheekbones and forehead. Anyone with the right stuff can make $30K for 2 cycles.
I Have an Inflated View of Myself
11/25/2014 9:48 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Lady Gaga blew up in Paris Monday night.
Gaga finished up the last show of her world tour, then headed out to VIP in the City of Light, and on her way in she pulled the ripcord on whatever that is she's wearing ... and it blossomed into something James Bond's Octopussy would be proud to wear.
So how many people got poked in the eye?
The Nipple Ring Beer Bong
11/24/2014 12:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
A group of rednecks just took beer bonging to a whole new level ... by introducing a nipple ring into the mix -- and the results are extremely uncomfortable.
Lucas Albert -- a cast member on the upcoming season of CMT's "Redneck Island" -- caught the attention of another housemate for having a nipple ring ... and that's when things got weird.
Eventually they decide to pour liquid gold into a beer bong by attaching the can to his nipple ring ... and well, we've already explained too much.
So just watch ... and don't try this at home -- unless you're a redneck, obviously.
I GPS'd My Ex
But I Thought It Was Legal!
11/21/2014 1:48 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Thomas Beatie believes he had every right to track his ex-wife ... so says his current fiancee, who insists the famous "Pregnant Man" LEGALLY GPS'd the woman's whereabouts.
Amber Beatie tells TMZ ... after Nancy Beatie threatened to take off with Thomas' kids ... he secretly placed the GPS tracker on the car she was driving.
We're told Thomas did his own legal research and concluded GPSing her was fair game under Arizona law. He put the tracker on 2 years ago but she didn't discover it until recently.
Turns out he was right ... he was allowed to put the device on the car 2 years ago because at the time he was the registered owner.
But Thomas transferred title to Nancy more than a year ago, and at that point cops say keeping the device on the whip is plain 'ol criminal stalking ... which is why he was arrested.
Beatie was released from jail Friday morning.