If you wanna get your child the gift of mental illness and homicidal nightmares for their birthday, just give them the Hallmark Joker b-day card -- which plays a voice recording of the phrase "Let's put a smile on that face" when opened ... and watch the smile on their face disappear. Lest we mention the bad taste for Heath Ledger's family....
Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink, Heath Ledger
The most momentous mishaps of 2008....
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, You Might Want to Rethink
From the waist up, Serena Williams was schoolmarm chic -- but the PTA might have a problem with those pants, which look like they were picked off the floor of a Spearmint Rhino.
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Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens were "spotted" in the adult section of a store somewhere in the world, and just happened to oblige a strange woman with a photo. You know, no strings attached.
Something about this smells, and it isn't the party sheep over Zac's right shoulder.
Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink, Zac Efron
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, American Idol, You Might Want to Rethink
David Hasselhoff let us know how to say "Merry Christmas" in German -- but when he was done with our questions, all he had to do was turn around and have his embroidered booty tell us to "Back Hoff."
Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink, Fashion, David Hasselhoff
Joaquin Phoenix decided to spit rhymes into a mic the other night at a bar in Culver City, Calif. -- which caused everyone who heard him to spit up in their mouths.
The guy just quit acting to become a rock star ... and if this freestyle disaster is any clue as to how his music career will go, let's just say it's DOA.
Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink
One of the guys from 'NSYNC who isn't Justin or Lance claims the only reason he was at a super-discounted outlet tent in Hollywood yesterday was to "take his friend there." 
Rrrrright.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, You Might Want to Rethink
In a so called "political satire," makers of a waffle mix showcasing Barack Obama have many calling it a racial stereotype that goes waaay too far.
The offensive material includes such gems as Obama wearing an Arab-like headdress on the top flap of the box, while the back of the box depicts Barack in stereotypical Mexican dress. The recipe includes a tip: "While waiting for these zesty treats to invade your home, why not learn a foreign language?"
The men who created the controversial Obama Waffles sold their lack of genius for $10 a box during the Values Voter Summit in Washington, D.C. this week. Organizers have since cut off sales, saying they had not realized the boxes displayed "offensive material."
The Obama campaign declined to comment.
Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink, Prez Election 2008
So this is why Solange doesn't want to be associated with her.
Filed under: Music, Beyonce Knowles, You Might Want to Rethink
Not to be outdone by the Spanish national Olympic basketball team, the Spanish women's tennis team pulled the same offensive pose that's apparently sweeping their nation. Ay dios mio!
This racy pic was taken during preparation for their Federation Cup match against China back in April.
The photo still remains on the team's website with the attached caption: "Estamos preparados para China", which translates to, "We are prepared for China." Yeah, preparing for the backlash!
Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink, Talk Sports
Sometimes less is more -- especially when it comes to follicularly-challenged celebrities. See why being bald like Britney can be a good thing.
Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink, Nurse!
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