LongJohn69

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Demi Moore -- Expert Crotch Blocker

She better cover up. Her schlong is bigger than that of the "lil acorn" she's married to.

LongJohn69 779 days ago
Bachmann vs. Palin: Who'd You Rather?

Sarah sure wears a pearl necklace, nicely.

LongJohn69 780 days ago
Bachmann vs. Palin: Who'd You Rather?

Mmmmmmm! Gimme both.

LongJohn69 780 days ago
MTV Starlet Hurts Neck in Hummer Incident

Was she riding in a Hummer or giving one?

LongJohn69 780 days ago
Guess the Tan Gams!

The object of my affection gives me a big erection from way down in my drawers.

LongJohn69 780 days ago
Nic Cage -- Bye-Bye Malibu

He ought to live in a CAGE. At least that's HIS!

LongJohn69 780 days ago
Allred to Dwarf: I've Got Your Back

I can't wait for Mark Garagos to get out of jail or the mental institution he's in so there will…

LongJohn69 780 days ago
Nic Cage Loses Another Home

Now I know. He must have added a bath.

LongJohn69 781 days ago
Nic Cage Loses Another Home

How can he owe 17 mil one the house is he bought it for 6.5 mil?

LongJohn69 781 days ago
Nic Cage Dyed His Hair Blonde

Hey...ain't that Cameron Poe?

LongJohn69 784 days ago