Ace

Ace
Location: Linden, VA	Joined: 820 days ago	Age: 112

Hobbies: Stupid Fast Computers

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Maurice Jones-Drew CHARGED WITH BATTERY -- Allegedly Socked Security Guard

I thought you had to be at least 80 to be in St. Augustine.

Ace 22 days ago
MMA Fighter Waylon Lowe Sues Kama Sutra Gel Co. -- You Wrecked My Penis!

He could have had his own video: "The 2 second workout".

Ace 27 days ago
Barbara Walters' Daughter -- Arrested For DUI

Barbara won't be around much longer, that's when the daughter can start taking limos when she gets…

Ace 30 days ago
Lindsey Vonn -- Taking Tiger Woods' Kids to School [PHOTOS]

The kids don't know any better, all blonde ladies look the same to them.

Ace 30 days ago
Sharon & Ozzy Osbourne -- Back Together ... on a Red Carpet

Ozzy was killing it....on CSI last week.

Ace 31 days ago
O.J. Simpson Takes the Stand -- My Ex-Lawyer Screwed Me

He seems very honest and sincere on the stand.

Ace 35 days ago
Angelina Jolie -- I Had a Double Mastectomy

Poor Brad.

Ace 36 days ago
Ashley Tisdale -- Fan Tweets Actress 18,000 Times ... Cops Investigating

I could see her being upset if he tweeted her 20,000+ times, but only 18,888 she should just chill…

Ace 36 days ago
Justin Bieber -- Don't Blame Me For South Africa Concert Heist!!

If they still accepting goats for payment, this never would have happened.

Ace 37 days ago
Sir Paul McCartney -- Save Our Soccer Team!

A Lingerie Football League franchise would be soooo much more fun.

Ace 38 days ago