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Ashley J. Williams

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Cabin in the woods, Tennessee
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837 days ago
About Me
I work at S-Mart in the housewares dept. I had a girlfriend, Linda, but I unfortunately had to behead her with a shovel after she'd become possessed by evil. I cut off my own hand after it too became possessed by evil, and I sometimes fix a chainsaw on my forearm nub to fight demons possessed by evil. When I'm not fighting evil demons, I like to relax by watching romcoms and drinking Maxwell House International Orange Cafe beverage. I also make custom Tetherball sets using the heads of demons that were once possessed by evil. Really, I like all things groovy.
Hobbies:
Destroying the undead. Cleaning my boomstick. Origami.

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