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Brooke Mueller -- I'm Connected to the Mafia

On the contrary, she's not mentally ill. It's the product she tripping on. It's just that good and…

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Brooke Mueller -- I'm Connected to the Mafia

If she's chewing the fat with the Feds then Charlie must be in it with the DEA because one thing…

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Hoda Kotb -- Landing Strips Way to Spot on Maxim's Hot 100

If you're going to land a plane it's better to land it on a strip than in a jungle.

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Randy Jackson -- I'M LEAVING 'AMERICAN IDOL'

Finally.

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Megan Fox -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Body Double!

Guaranteed the Props department and Max will be sniffing that bicycle seat after hours.

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Megan Fox -- Teenage Mutant Ninja Body Double!

Should've cropped her hair to shoulder length. Would've fit her April character.

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Scarface Look-alike -- Screams Movie Quotes at Cops During Machete Standoff In L.A.

Say "HELLO" to my little Cell!

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Casper Smart -- I'm a Bigger Rain Diva Than Jennifer Lopez

Seriously, I would have beat him to near death with one of those umbrellas. He should've been…

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Casper Smart -- I'm a Bigger Rain Diva Than Jennifer Lopez

Kiss toe's, lick ass, or mow the damn lawn with a push mower but in no way in damn hell I'd hold an…

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Lil Wayne -- My Seizures Strike Without Warning

"Weezy says the doctor has given him some tips to stay healthy ... and so far, the rapper says he's…

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