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Tony Parker to Court -- I TOLD YOU Chris Brown Was a Violent Thug

Big Chris Brown fan, are ya? You like his golden locks of hair? Would you let him smack you around…

joecrabs 107 days ago
Tony Parker to Court -- I TOLD YOU Chris Brown Was a Violent Thug

Rihanna looks like she would smell like feet. Chris Brown looks like someone with bad breath and a…

joecrabs 107 days ago
Donald Trump Sues Bill Maher for $5 Million -- I PROVED I'm Not Part-Orangutan

It's TMZ so an intern for CNN wrote it.

joecrabs 108 days ago
Donald Trump Sues Bill Maher for $5 Million -- I PROVED I'm Not Part-Orangutan

Maher is a total tool. He is about as funny as a vasectomy.

joecrabs 108 days ago
Justin Bieber -- 'Bodyguard' Accused of Threatening Shopper

Damm, I wish this talentless little **** would just go away.

joecrabs 109 days ago
Nick Stahl -- 'Terminator 3' Star Gets Off the Hook In Porn Shop Case

Hey TMZ, how about reporting when one of these losers actually get some time for some of the crimes…

joecrabs 109 days ago
Lil Za Plays Dumb On Justin Bieber Sizzurp-Gate

If a rapper has trouble thinking of a name, do they just follow "lil" with some nonsensical word?

joecrabs 109 days ago
Frank Ocean's Music Producer -- Chris Brown 'Tried to Beat the Living S**T' Out of Frank

If Chris Brown can beat the crap out of you, then you have a bunch of problems.

joecrabs 109 days ago
'Shahs of Sunset' Star Reza Farahan -- 49ers Will LOSE Super Bowl Thanks to Anti-Gay Teammate

Who? What the F--- is a Shah? Why ask a gay about football unless you're trying to get the gay…

joecrabs 112 days ago
Chris Brown and Frank Ocean -- Huge Fight at Recording Studio

They were fighting over who gets to use the Auto-Tune first.

joecrabs 116 days ago

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