Johnny Carcinoma

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Linkin Park -- Wailin' In Jerusalem

Only the profoundly ignorant refer to the Western Wall as the Wailing Wall. Fix it, Harvey.

Johnny Carcinoma 559 days ago
Jesse James' Ex Sued Over Big Fall

Only a blind idiot would vote "no." She clearly assaulted the guy and her clearly fell as a result.…

Johnny Carcinoma 572 days ago
Christina Aguilera -- It Was a 'Simple Fall'

Short as she is, her fall would be from no more than 4" in height. I smell a coverup. Xtina, call…

Johnny Carcinoma 585 days ago
Lenny Dykstra -- Gimme My Damn Jet Back!

Lenny has a fool for a lawyer.

Johnny Carcinoma 592 days ago
Jets Wide Receiver Busted for DWI

Dude was all crazy and fired up during the game on Sunday. Maybe he was already lit?

Johnny Carcinoma 615 days ago
Mel Gibson -- Master of Disguise!

That little racist, angry, antisemitic, violent, dwarfish, balding, sociopathic, demented,…

Johnny Carcinoma 621 days ago
Salma Hayek -- Busted Outside Madeo

That's not hot, that's gross. I wish all you chicks would stop showing off your cleavage like you…

Johnny Carcinoma 636 days ago
Sam Ronson -- Focus of Criminal Investigation

The wheels of justice turn far too slowly in La La Land. Time to put that animal down...

Johnny Carcinoma 636 days ago
Zsa Zsa Goes to Hospital -- Not Life-Threatening

Flu in the elderly is particularly deadly. 63,730 die from flu every year in the US.

Johnny Carcinoma 636 days ago
Kara DioGuardi -- Out at 'American Idol'

Good riddance to Ellen and Kara, two of the most annoying judges ever. The show has jumped the…

Johnny Carcinoma 668 days ago

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Linkin Park -- Wailin' In Jerusalem

Jesse James' Ex Sued Over Big Fall

Christina Aguilera -- It Was a 'Simple Fall'

Lenny Dykstra -- Gimme My Damn Jet Back!

Jets Wide Receiver Busted for DWI

Mel Gibson -- Master of Disguise!

Salma Hayek -- Busted Outside Madeo

Sam Ronson -- Focus of Criminal Investigation

Zsa Zsa Goes to Hospital -- Not Life-Threatening

Kara DioGuardi -- Out at 'American Idol'

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