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kpacota

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About Me
I'm a former Soviet nuclear physicist who was sadly channged to my present altered state during a tragic love affair with a toad who was a practitioner of the dark arts. When I succeed in escaping the barbed wire and the guard dogs I plan to hop over to university and find a way to change myself into something useful, like perhaps a honey badger or a pelican. I can also type with my eyes closed. There's that too.
Hobbies:
Chewing through my restraints, catching flies with my tongue, picking lint from the webs between my toes, watching cartoons on the telly

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