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Dina Lohan Seeks $5 Million and Tina Fey

Laugh all you want TMZ, if Lindsay does a nude scene, the movie will be profitable.

Oh no! 279 days ago
Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries Negotiating Prenup

Nothing says "love" like a prenup. I give it 5 months.

Oh no! 361 days ago
Snooki in Custody After Cop Car Crash

Another graduate of the Ted Kennedy School of Driving.

Oh no! 366 days ago
Justin & Selena -- The Maui Make-Out Sessions

That is one lucky little bastard if you ask me.

Oh no! 369 days ago
Arnold to Maria -- Smile With My OTHER Family

Look: It's BIG LOVE!

Oh no! 370 days ago
Ronnie MOCKS Situation -- How Ya Like Them Abs?

All three of them need a Midol and a pad.

Oh no! 370 days ago
Arnold's Mistress THREATENS 'Entertainment Tonight'

First of all, TMZ, it's Colombia, not "Columbia". Also, how can you defame Maria when she does not…

Oh no! 370 days ago
Michelle & Barack Obama Chug Through Ireland

Michelle is starting to look like a plus sized Grace Slick.

Oh no! 372 days ago
Arnold's Baby Mama -- 'Self-Hating' Hispanic

Mildred makes Alice from The Brady Bunch look smoking hot.

Oh no! 373 days ago
Arnold's Baby Mama Defaulted on Car Loan

Baby momma just has to call the local DA's office and file for child support. She will get 10 years…

Oh no! 374 days ago