PatinNJ

MY TMZ

	PatinNJ
	Joined: 1141 days ago

MY COMMENTS

MY LINKS

MLB Star Vladimir Guerrero -- My Baby Mamas Cost $25k a Month ... But It's Cool

A vasectomy is about $1200.

PatinNJ 350 days ago
Miss Michigan -- I'm No Boozer ... I DON'T SWALLOW!!!

What's a stooper? You ****ing moron.

PatinNJ 352 days ago
Justin Bieber -- Battery Suspect

The other site shows Selena's Herpes sore on her lip, so that's why he didn't want them to be…

PatinNJ 363 days ago
Britney Spears Walks Off 'X Factor'

Please stop reporting on her, she is not mentally capable of being in the public eye.

PatinNJ 366 days ago
Arsenio Hall -- 3 Networks 'Very Interested' in Talk Show

n.i.g.g.a. please

PatinNJ 369 days ago
Mariano Rivera -- Shagging Injury Threatens Career of New York Yankees Superstar

My friend's mom tried to make money on the internet, but she was so ugly, she ended up paying them…

PatinNJ 387 days ago
George & Stacy & Rande & Cindy -- The Beautiful People Double Date

Cindy Crawford is not beautiful, come on. Yuck.

PatinNJ 394 days ago
Britney Spears -- Closing $15 MILLION Deal to Judge 'X Factor'

She is mentally deficient and really shouldn't be out in public unattended. Seriously. If this…

PatinNJ 403 days ago
Jennifer Lopez Rents L.A. Public Beach -- Keep Away From My Kids

she was just trying to make sure that her boy-toy didn't catch sight of any actual hot babes.

PatinNJ 410 days ago
Derek Jeter -- Orders 'Bronx' Take Out for Game in Baltimore

He most likely was looking for the gay bars in Baltimore for some after-game relaxation.

PatinNJ 410 days ago

Previous891011121314Next

MY TMZ

MY COMMENTS

MLB Star Vladimir Guerrero -- My Baby Mamas Cost $25k a Month ... But It's Cool

Miss Michigan -- I'm No Boozer ... I DON'T SWALLOW!!!

Justin Bieber -- Battery Suspect

Britney Spears Walks Off 'X Factor'

Arsenio Hall -- 3 Networks 'Very Interested' in Talk Show

Mariano Rivera -- Shagging Injury Threatens Career of New York Yankees Superstar

George & Stacy & Rande & Cindy -- The Beautiful People Double Date

Britney Spears -- Closing $15 MILLION Deal to Judge 'X Factor'

Jennifer Lopez Rents L.A. Public Beach -- Keep Away From My Kids

Derek Jeter -- Orders 'Bronx' Take Out for Game in Baltimore

The Week's Best Stuff

Around the Web

SIGN IN / REGISTER

CREATE A TMZ ACCOUNT TO:

MY TMZ

PatinNJ

MY COMMENTS

The Week's Best Stuff

Around the Web

CREATE A TMZ
ACCOUNT TO: